3 Great Ways Deal With Cock Blockers

Posted in Relationships on Jan 08, 2009

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Are you a cock blocker? Have you ever been cock blocked? Contrary to popular belief you don’t have to have a cock to be cock blocked. Whew, that’s a lot of cock. Here is a guide on how to deal with cock blockers.

You’re sitting at a bar having a wonderful conversation with the most beautiful person in the room, and just when the conversation is getting ready to go to the next level you realize that their friend just won’t go away. What do you do?

1. Offer to buy drinksIt ain’t tricking if you got it, but sending the 3rd wheel away to purchase something can give you just enough time to make a run for it, or just do what you gotta do. Hey you’re paying, they just have to go get it, most people don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

2.Play a game – You might be in a less formal setting like a dorm room with a room mate who just won’t leave. Since most people can’t resist a bet, make a wager loser goes to the furthest restaurant to order takeout. This is a high risk strategy, but play a game you know you can win. For me it would be Scategories, but it might be tiddle winks for you. Just use your imagination and try your hardest to win.

3. Then And There: The most sure fire way to deal with a cock blocker is to give them what they want and do it right there in front of their face. It’s the best way because it’s like eating food in front of someone who’s starving. You know it’s wrong, but damn it you enjoy every bite knowing you’re not going to give them a thing! Beside, more often than not the person will get up and leave anyway.

How Do You Deal With Cock Blockers?


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  • PUSSYCATFUN
    I DEAL WITH "COCK BLOCKERS"....BY SIMPLY TELLING THEM TO STEP THE FUCK OFF!
  • BeeBoogie
    I needed this the other week when my cousin just wouldnt go away when I was tryna chill with my baby. All I could do is give her that "you know you betta get the hell on look" and she was out. Maybe I couldve at least did number 1 so she wouldnt felt so bad....oh well.
  • Lady Jei
    "you know you betta get the hell on look"

    Why did I see Madea's face when you said that..ROTFLMAO!!!!!
  • lol She should have picked up on the hint! Who really wants to be a cock blocker?
  • SugarTits
    I have been cock blocked. Don't think I've ever been the blocker. And usually I do the then and there. Not tryna be rude but hell, he/she is being rude by being all up in the bidnezz.

    I'm sayin. If you are in neutral territory and everybody is cool, that's one thing. But if you clearly see that two people are tryna link up for whatever reason...."back back"

    hee hee
    =o)
  • but CB's don't do that they just go hard and stop you from getting it popping! It's a terrble thing! lol
  • Deeny
    For the fellas, it's all about preventive maintenance. If see a female u wanna holla at and she's with one or more females, the best thing to do is acknowledge them all. Something simple like "hey ladies, i hope you are having a good time". Then turn to the one u want and say hello, and proceed with whatever game u choose to spit. i suggest just sayin something like, wow, i think ur very attractive. I don't wanna be rude cause I see u here with ur friends, but hopefully I can get a chance to talk to later on. that will make the otherchicks impressed by ur non- thirstyness and will give the girl ur interested in a reason to talk to u without worryin about what her homegirls think.
  • Lady Jei
    PREACH!!!!!!!!
  • Deeny
    I see I have a WTINESS! lol
  • Mo
    This is the truth! A gentleman, or atleast someone that knows how to seem like one, may get an easy pass!
  • HeadMistress
    Curse them the f*ck out PERIOD!!!

    People know when they're blockin, they deserve no courtesy and those who are too stupid to know they're blockin need to learn...FAST...some lessons are best learned the hard way!
  • Sexy N Sassy
    I like # 3, it seems that it would teach them a lesson, and make them think twice about doing it again.
  • Just in case ya didnt know, Kids and babies cock block too...how do u deal with them
    Just a general question

    HAHA Blogxilla! You forgot about that one lol
  • Xan
    hell yeah...

    LMAO!!!!!!!!

    i hear putting them in the trunk of your car is illegal, but it totally works. see, that's why I don't have kids...lol...nah, I wouldn't do that (but I shollllllllle have thought about it) but a good quick backhanded slap to the face usually gets the message across to humans of all ages. example:

    XAN: [SLAP!!!] "get the fuck on somewhere. i. am. busy."

    phrases like "don't make me [blank]" and "if you don't vanish right NOW i shall [blank]" typically work well also in conjuction with aforemention backhand-slap-to-the-face.

    Great for kids and adults of all ages!
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