The Attack Of The Blonde Ponytail

The following was written by Model Katie Rost for Globalgrind.com

No one wants to talk about it; everybody sees it and just lets it go on existing as though this deadly combination is something we can all learn to live with, a necessary evil perhaps. The truth is that this “thing” I’m introducing you to promotes deep divides, anxiety and mistrust. You know what I’m talking about… it’s a historical fact, It’s White girls and their Blond ponytails.

I’ve been both attracted to and repulsed by them from conception. Yes, in the womb on a very deep chemical encoded level I knew that White girls had Blond ponytails– and I likewise knew that they were pure evil.

There are so many examples in contemporary times of White girls and their Blond ponytails gone wild on our collective psyche. They laugh at us, mock our plot in life and I truly believe that despite being attached to a “duh” and a smile, they know exactly what they’re doing.

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