5 Sex Resolutions For The New Year

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on Dec 30, 2008

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The New Year will be here before we know it, and it’s the time of year when people look back and plan to do things a little differently than they did in the previous year. This year instead of planning doing things I should already be doing, like losing weight, stop smoking, to get rid of all the haters and claim this year as my own. I decided to list a few sex resolution I’m determined to accomplish within the next 365 days.

Debate the Kiss – At this moment I’m at a place in my life where I don’t know if I should kiss more or kiss less. So in 2009 I’m going to re-evaluate the kiss. French Kissing, tongue kissing, peck kissing and kissing in general. I think I’m a good kisser, but when you kiss the best lips you’ve ever touched it does something to you. It makes you want to touch those lips again and again and again… You lose power, and the ability to think rationally. I can understand why people are so careful who they kiss.

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  • umm, some men haven't accomplished those in their life time! When you do these things you BETTER take pictures!
  • SugarTits
    Kissing is a wonderful act..........to ponder. I'm gonna hafta agree that it is not wise for one to kiss everybody. It's sensual and can be very passionate.

    Dinner.....hell yeah! While in Miami a few months back we had dinner at sunset on the beach and it was beautiful indeed. The scents, the sounds, flavors, sights. Just all around fuckin awesome......

    In 2009 tho...........I'm hold tight for a lil while........at least until my birthday in May. I'm feelin real grown right now, makin a lot of changes inside and out and I want to be clear of all unnecessary energy................and man meat......=P
  • sexyma078
    Sugar tits are you a fellow Tarus...that would explain alot...lol
  • One of my sex resolutions is to get an IUD!!! as a "sexual intellectual" I need to be on some sort of BC & not relying 100% on condoms.

    Two: MMF (which is obvious) lol.

    Three: MHC (mile high club)

    I already had sex on the beach! But I'll do it again so tht's #4 lol.

    Five: Sex @ a family function! lol.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    i loves u boo! birth control is so necessary and SO FREE! i know planned parenthood has all those racial somethings in that email attached to it but WHATEVER! get yo anti-spermination on fa da l-o! oKAAAY?!?! that being said, can i take yo two and make it FFF or MFF!?

    xilla the sex on the beach thing is nice. my ex and i humped in the lifeguard chair in evanston and it was kinda nice. TRY THAT! less sand up ya crackage/nice view.
    during my divine '09 i resolve to
    1. have an orgasm from intercourse
    2.have sex with someone i care about
    3.hump in the office somewhere
    4. put a camera on a stand and make a porno mooovie![Mic Terror wrote a dope song about making movie ;D]
    5. not get pregnant as a result of sex.
  • I luvs u too baby!!! :)
    FFF OR MFF? lol...neither one is on my list....lol...MMF lol.

    I wish the one I want was free!!! They're talking about $589!!! smch!
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    oh have mercy! have u tried planned parenthood? they have a full out clinic here and i know they do iud's it may not be free but it should be available for da l-o..... sheeeeeeeeeeit $598?!
  • Nah I havn't tried PP b/c I wasn't sure if they'll take my insurance! But my GYN said they have to wait for my insurance to "approve" it b/c they feel tht females can get on BC, or other methods besides the IUD...

    It's the gov'ts way of making sure some one some place gets knocked up....lol..smch!
  • yes
    thats triflin, its all birth control! im tryin to get em one too girl! $589 though good lawd!
  • exactly!!! too damn crzy!!!
    I hate pills, I'm not gettin on the patch and I'm not doing the depo (again)
  • sexyma078
    Hey ness check out my story for the time Xilla asked about outside love...it also had a family function vibe to it....it's fun...but I think any sex with the possibility of being caught is GREAT!!
  • yeah...anytime where u can get caught is the BEST....

    I was tellin my friend & he was like "yeah, sneak off to the coat room upstairs & do it by the door if sum1 comes to get their jacket, he cud stop the door w/ his foot & play it off...lol.

    He had me cracking up....lol..b/c I cud see him now....lol
  • SugarTits
    the iud cost depends on your insurance policy. i have an extra one. I'll only charge you $225..........it's a recession.........real talk
  • How did u end up w/ an extra IUD lol..... (is it the Mirena)....?
  • SugarTits
    Yes ma'am it is. I work in a gyn office and i ordered one too many. We dont insert them into that many patients.

    It could be yours for only 225..........

    Goin once.............

    Goin twice.........
  • sexyma078
    Maybe the mile high club thats albout all I have left to conquer.....Would consider the MFF threesome (which I did years ago) but my husband is to stingy to even share me with another woman....the nerve of him!!lol!
  • wow...he's tht stingy lol...!!!! tht's a 1st! lol
  • Sex on the beach is just like the drink: meh. The sand is such a hassle/annoyance. Keep that in mind, that damn sand.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    agreed! i felt like i was brushing sand away for like hours! plus my hair is curly so it was hard to get my wrap back....xilla's gonna need more than a towel thas fo sho....
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    no body replied about kissing.... i personally am not a big fan. the whole swapping spit thing grosses me out! pecks or dryer tongue kisses are cool though....thoughts?
  • I like kissing a guy who knws how to kiss. Granted there a diff ways, but a good kiss will have me come up out of my clothes quick fast lol.
  • HeadMistress
    Kissing STAYS in the '09 - providing it's someone very special, to me it is one of the more intimate things you can do, very passionate...if it's passionate enough I can actually O when accompanied by a few dirty whispers of things to come....ahhhhh

    MMF - I can't - call me crazy but I can't deal with two dudes bein comfortable in the same "situation"...one of my friends said it best from the male perspective: "I'm gonna need to be the only d*ck in the room"

    Sex on the beach, CHECK, but on a caribbean/tropical island somewhere
    Sand: Ok
    Bio-Hazardous Waste: No

    Airplane sex ranks right up there with movie theater sex, but I'm gonna resolve to resolve my germophobia issues and try both...
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    that's another big misconception. PP DOES take insurance. they also provide many services for MEN. i've gotten this e-mail that it was started by a racist woman that wanted to control minority population, i don't know if its true, but many minorities don't go because of that.

    i can personally attest to their services in chicago, and i prefer going there over my reg gyn. its quicker, more discreet[my doc is a friend of the family] and they are free/ask for a donation for almost all of their services. definitely check 'em out and let me know if it works for u dahlin! sidebar: DO NOT get on the patch. my ex knocked me up and i was on it faithfully.....
  • Xan
    lol, this is so ill! i made resolutions as well, but my shit's a bit...different from yours. feel free to borrow an idea (or borrow me, participate, etc lol!)

    + sleep with a midget. it just SEEMS fun to me.
    + the impromptu orgy (surprise a straight dude with 4+ bisexual women when least expecting...)
    + sex in Times Square...cause how many people do you know that can say they've done that?
    + sex on camera...and an audience. i AM an actress!
    + sex at a swinger's club with the male and female monogamous partners i guess i'll get sometime during the year...lol...
    + have sex while standing on my hands. sounds like a good idea at press time, haaa.
  • AWL the picture alone just looks HELLA refreshing. Too bad theres not a LOCAL beach in SACRAMENTO. So Im going to put this at the top of my agenda and make it happen IN LA or San Diego. GREAT Ideas for 09' BlogDADDY!
  • SexyLadii
    i wanna join the mile high club 2!!!! I'd look forward to flying after that one :)
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