5 Things I Learned From A Christmas Story

Posted in Relationships on Dec 23, 2008

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5. This Is My Rifle:

  • By now I know you’re probably seeing all the things I saw in everyone’s favorite Christmas flick, but truth of it all this movie is not about the holidays at all. It’s about sex, and the drive for all men to want to have a “rifle” that not only works, but is the best rifle on the market. And if your gun is the best then you’ll have no problems whatsoever for the rest of your life and you’ll live happily ever after

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  • SugarTits
    LOL

    A classic indeed.

    And when is it not about sex?

    And who says you'll live happily ever after if you have the best rifle on the market? Santa told Ralphie he'd shoot his eye out.........I don't want my eye shot out.......I've had a man's baby batter in it before and that shit burns like hell................lmao
  • mydapsdotcom
    i always hated this movie
  • Miesha
    LOL! Cute spin. Super fresh.
    Ahhh my young Xilla u never cease to amaze me with your theatrical mind and fresh candor.

    Loves ya!

    Mi
  • Fresh and creative Zilla...The Christmas definitely put a smile on my face. That and National Lampoon's Christmas vacation.
  • Cute post Xilla
  • shannon
    Xilla are you a taurus? you havvvvvvvvve to be
  • TRUE. ALL TRUE. KLASSIC Movie!!!

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS XILLA!!!
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