5 Things I Learned From A Christmas Story

Posted in Relationships on Dec 23, 2008

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  • Just like oral sex, this scene is everyone’s favorite. When flick sticks out his tongue and get stuck on a pole. Now while I don’t promote any man putting his tongue on a pole. I will say that a man’s first time getting or giving oral sex (the kitty) is like crack. 9 times out of ten he’ll be hooked by the first lick. Do a quick search for any of the guides to perform oral sex and you’ll know what I’m talking about.
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  • SugarTits
    LOL

    A classic indeed.

    And when is it not about sex?

    And who says you'll live happily ever after if you have the best rifle on the market? Santa told Ralphie he'd shoot his eye out.........I don't want my eye shot out.......I've had a man's baby batter in it before and that shit burns like hell................lmao
  • mydapsdotcom
    i always hated this movie
  • Miesha
    LOL! Cute spin. Super fresh.
    Ahhh my young Xilla u never cease to amaze me with your theatrical mind and fresh candor.

    Loves ya!

    Mi
  • Fresh and creative Zilla...The Christmas definitely put a smile on my face. That and National Lampoon's Christmas vacation.
  • Cute post Xilla
  • shannon
    Xilla are you a taurus? you havvvvvvvvve to be
  • TRUE. ALL TRUE. KLASSIC Movie!!!

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS XILLA!!!
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