5 Things I Learned From A Christmas Story

Posted in Relationships on Dec 23, 2008

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It’s that time of year again when the networks will begin to give you 100 hours of A Christmas Story. I can’t say enough how much I love this movie, “You’ll shoot your eye out” and the narrative alone is priceless. What’ is also priceless is the number of things you can learn about sex and relationships from watching this movie. Here are 5 things I learned about sex by watching “A Christmas Story”.

1. The Glow Of A Woman:

  • There is something about a woman that makes the world an interesting place. Women give off a wonderful and amazing glow which can do a lot of different things. It can make you fall in love, and forget about everything else in the world. However it can also cause a jealous rage in both men and women who catch of glimpse of this beauty. A Christmas story captures this feeling in a box marked like a woman’s heart, fragile. Take your time to learn when to turn a woman on and off because if you abuse this gift you can break her, and her glow can become nothing more than a pile of trash on the city block.

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  • SugarTits
    LOL

    A classic indeed.

    And when is it not about sex?

    And who says you'll live happily ever after if you have the best rifle on the market? Santa told Ralphie he'd shoot his eye out.........I don't want my eye shot out.......I've had a man's baby batter in it before and that shit burns like hell................lmao
  • mydapsdotcom
    i always hated this movie
  • Miesha
    LOL! Cute spin. Super fresh.
    Ahhh my young Xilla u never cease to amaze me with your theatrical mind and fresh candor.

    Loves ya!

    Mi
  • Fresh and creative Zilla...The Christmas definitely put a smile on my face. That and National Lampoon's Christmas vacation.
  • Cute post Xilla
  • shannon
    Xilla are you a taurus? you havvvvvvvvve to be
  • TRUE. ALL TRUE. KLASSIC Movie!!!

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS XILLA!!!
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