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Ok..well um merry christmas? lol

ROFLMFAOOL!

wow....

::smh:: u a mess.

LMAO!!!

lmao! somethins wrong with u boy! HA!

Why? I'm not the one who twitted this stuff!! lol

i just joined twitter. i dont see what all the hype is about. like am i doing something wrong?

ok, so I'm not alone...whew

LMAO!

I tell ya, folks will put just about anything on twitter...lol sucks for them entertainment for me...lol

Xilla,

Wowwww...most of them are fag relevant...it's crazy though. I had a chick on here ask me if my dick was thick like the porn star Mr. Marcus...of course it was DM'd to me...so u know I had to play with her a bit. I should be a call boy on Twitter...chicks will cream themselves off y Tweets. Game!

lol yeah its crazy!!! I think it allows people the freedom to talk to them self in public! lol

WOW

Speechless. wow

OH wow, its a good thing that a potential employer isn't lurking through Twitter to read that lol

I wonder if ppl realize tht their twtits end up on a search engine...lol

Gotta watch wht u say b/c it just might come back to bit them on the ass lol.

Wait, you got Twitter search to work? That's the real story!

Yeah- word!

I can't take this LMAO

LMAO!! That was funny as hell.. Thanks for making me laugh today.... I was like "whaaaaat?" after reading most of 'em

well.... i am new to the site, and recently registered... i just read the 5 ways to doogystyle article.. when i clikked on this link i thought i was going to recieve tips... since i did not get any, i thought i would give some.

if you are goin to provide your partner with oral sex, be attentive to his personality. This will give you a good idea on how you should approach pleasing him. As a woman. picture a man providing you with "oral sex" and does nothing but stimulate your clitoris. to me that is not satisfying, because there are so many other creative things he could do please you, there are the labia, the actual vaginal opening, anal etc...... i said that to say, pay attention to the entire pubic area. make sure that every part of his manliness is attended to. there is the head, the shaft, the scrotum, inner thighs, glutes, the "taint", and depending on the man, the anus. for the passionate kissers out there, the best way i could describe a great start to providing your man with stimulating oral sex, is to "french kiss" his penis. use all the tools you have to provide different sensations, your lips, your tounge, the tip of your nose, your hands, your throat ( for the professionals only) to allow him to feel different textures, and sensations. i personally prefer the man to guide me, wether it be with his hands on my head, or verbally. he will let u know what feels best to him. a very important key to giving oral pleasure, is your ability to keep your mouth well lubricated. i know it sounds gross, but the slimy-er / wetter, the better. if you have trouble keeping your mouth saturated, you can utilize your gag reflex to allow your mouth to become more "wet". If you are dating an exibitionist, you may want to position yourself so that he can actually see himself penetrating you orally. allow him to witness you trying different techniques wether you are using your mouth, tounge, hands etc. a litle trick i use on ocassion is to allow the man to feel the depth and warmness of your mouth, and then remove the penis, blow softly, so that he can feel the cooling sensation, and then welcome him back into your mouth with a deep thrust, and hold it, so that he can feel himself get hott all over again! Now i'm not saying that this is a sure fire way to get your mate to an explosive orgasm..... but well... it works for me! Try it, and tell me if it works!

wow thats pretty f'ed. got the picture by page two.

I now have a twitter account... I think it sucks. WTF? Some people put such personal business out there!

Twitter is the shizzle my nizzle
Make sure you follow the Kounty Boyz on twitter

www.twitter.com/kountyboyz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrvO6a-px8Y

Lol @ Nina B's Twert. I dont know who the hell all im following but i've never seen this fuckery on my friends updates LOL.

Great Post Zilla

what a bunch of retards!