The First Taste: Oral Sex Tips For Beginners

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Sexual Intellectuals on Dec 17, 2008

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Pull All The Tricks Out The Bag – My Co-Host Tahani aka TT of The Bleach Johnson Show gives some killer tips for women who are going down for the first time. Practice makes perfect.

“If u wanna mess with me, you better do ya job. There’s nothing worse than a partner that won’t “go down.” I am an AVID supporter of tasting the D-I. In fact, I’m tasting one right now.”

  • As sexual intellectuals we must learn what satisfies our partners. This often times includes a some face to crotch interaction. If you’re afraid of experimenting with a live partner, practice with a banana. Seriously, whip out that Chiquita and slowly try to swallow it whole.
  • Begin with light licks around the tip closet to your mouth and end with rolling your lips around the end farthest from your face. The goal is to make the experience as close to a supercharged vagina as possible.
  • Don’t shy away from trying new techniques like squeezing your jaw in [think fishy face with your lips taut pre-kiss], or maneuvering your tongue in waves while sucking.

We’ve been conditioned to believe that this is some naughty, shameful act, it’s not! There’s evidence that proves D-I’s have been tasted since creation!

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  • Hey P-Lo, how are you? I'm taking that as you liked the blog? lol
  • wow... i needed this like 10 years ago!!!

    i remember my first time giving head... i was totally disgusted and came equipped with mouthwash, toothbrush, and toothpaste... i had no idea what to expect!!!

    this is a great post!!!
  • damn you have a whole head survivial pack huh? It wasn't that bad now was it? I doutbt that it was... lol well lemme rephrase that lol
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    girl! nawlins folks tell their kids ur lip'll fall off. i totally thought i'd die and get ashy bout the mouf and packed for armagedon[sp] lol i thought i was the onkly one! wow lol i feel less dorky! HA!
  • We were 18; I was about to leave for college... surprisingly, it didn't feel weird and I got right into it. He was more than pleased... still talks about that day NOW (we're still friends) LOL

    When he went down on me afterwards it was pretty cool; I won't say awesome because I know what awesome is NOW, but since I was still a virgin so the newness of it was, I don't know, tingly?

    We tried to rekindle it last year, but it did nothing for me, so I guess I remembered it better than it actually was HAHA!!
  • yeah i know the feeling sometimes the memories are better than the real life... which is why communication is so important because it helps to build the memory.
  • queenie
    Great tips! Love it, passin it on th a few ppl i know, hope they wont get offended but this is need to know information!!
  • VIChick
    I also like to lick between the balls. That made my ex go nutso. I just focused in on that spot and let my tounge do the work.
  • queenie
    Imma try this one, always open for new tricks!
  • VIChick
    Yea this is like one of my favorite things to do
  • ANuJS
    Mine too. I think that balls are fascinating!
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    thas a vet trick right there. if you swallow the balls whole that's a great trick as well. no teeth, put the entire sack in your mouth and let your tongue randomly roll around them... he won't be able to resist!
  • DC_REALEST
    yesmam!!
  • black_barbi510
    My frist time giving head was probably terrible. I was like 15 and had no idea what I was doing or if I should have even been doing it. I just remeber being scared.

    But now, I'm a pro. I do it all. Like VIChick said I love to lick between the balls, put them both in my mouth...I do it all
  • black_barbi510
    oh yeah great post Xilla
  • VIChick
    I think the first time I gave head was at 16 yo and the shit was horrible. I didn't know what the hell I was doing, and since I hadn't had sex yet I was scared at hell. I got alot better after that guy though. Every man I met always remark that they think I know how to suck dick because of the fullness of my lips. I had to perfect my head game, my lips are a added bonus.
  • black_barbi510
    yeah my lips are a plus... I always hear about how sexy my lips are. Its crazy because I hated them when I was a kid
  • VIChick
    I remember one time I was leaving work and this man came up to me and said "Dam you got D**k sucking lips then he walked away. I was like OMG. I was in shock I couldn't say ish.
  • yo.

    this is the best thing i've seen on this blog. i swear to god. and somebody needs to tell baby of the good girls blog to holler at me. well, not really, but she sounds like she does great things on the D-I. oh boy. and you're right. i almost felt dirty reading this article lol until that last sentence. crucial. this needs to be in a magazine.
  • VIChick
    LOL YO I AM DOING WHAT U WANTED ME TO DO. I'M BABY.
  • oh and i think you need to put more emphasis on girls making sure their areas are clean. because in reality, that's the only thing stopping me most of the time. sometimes it just doesn't smell right. or maybe not bad, but not great. some girls smell great. so i feel like there's some way to make every girls thing smell just like roses. ha.

    and i'm not trying to disrespect! just keeping it real.
  • ChucksFavorite
    good post! i was a late bloomer to the giving side of the head game. I was 22 ( i think) and i didn't wanna do it, but my boyfriend at the time kept asking me for it.the first time was DEFINATELY not the biz! he even told me i didn't have to do it anymore....but, i was on a mission to show him i could do anything. so, the next time around, i left him speechless! (and with a lil less of his lil soldiers too!)
  • HeadMistress
    I was 19 my first time, swore I would never suck a d*ick, but he ate me first, thinking back it probably, ok defnnitely wasn't the best I ever had or gave, but it was exciting because we were in the kitchen and his mother, her friend and his brother were in the living room which was right around the corner - no doors seperating the rooms :-O ...

    so there I was not knowing WTF I was doing really and for some reason it never occured to me that he might actually nut, until he did, and before I knew what hit me I had swallowed it...I was horrified but he had this endearing look on his face which I could never figure out until I read your blog a few months back about swallowing and how he'll love you for it...

    GD-it Xilla where were you and your words of wisdom during all my years of self torment over swallowing that first time...LOL
  • 19YrOldVirgin
    I actually gave head for the 1st time about 2 wks ago...nd i was 1 of those girls who said dat I'd neva do it unless it was wit my husband...u see how dat def changed haha [mind u, im a 19 y. o. virgin]

    it was with my best friend from high skool..we used 2 mess around a lil...nd he used 2 ask me every so often so i decided 2 be nice nd try it out...nd i was curious too...now im def not gonna do it again..well at least not for a long while nd only wit sum1 i RLLY like lol
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