5 Things I’ve Learned From Disney Movies

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships on Dec 16, 2008

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Snow White & The 7 Drawfs - The most extreme case of freakiness that is Disney Movies, a poisoned princess ends up in the woods alone with seven old men. But, that’s not where I’m going with this one. Women are freaky and if you get them drunk enough, or say the right things to them you can have group sex. She may even fall madly in love with you. I’m not one for running trains, but I also don’t see anything wrong with a woman who wants more than one partner. Hell men want threesomes so why can’t women. I blame Snow White for women wanting to have group sex. Hey, ladies let me buy you a drink.
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  • MizB926
    Okay Xilla, you warned me...but I didn't heed the advice...lol

    This is all very true... Good post!

    You really should do a book! I would by one for myself and everyone I know! Can I get mine personally autographed in a private session? lol
  • lol Thanks, I don't know about a book, just trying to get this website off the ground that's really all...

    But it is true if you pay attention, you can find crazy things in the weirdest places... a young girl in the woods with 7 midgets... mmmhmmm lol

    I can privately autograph your computer if you want or if you EMAIL ME you can read my signature! lol *wink*
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    so i'm going to cosign everybody and say come on with the book already! DAYUM! lol this was cute and i loved how to tied the movies in with the humpage. go head u noodle headed som' som'!

    ur blogs would make for great train transcripts. like lil short things i'd ready going to the office. like if u don't see a long book in ur future maybe start with a minimag or something?
  • Black tai
    Only a genius could come up with this
    keep it up !!
  • Lissa
    Wow, good analysis. I never ever looked at Disney movies like that . . .(You about to have me buying and examining Disney movies. . lol)
    But they all are very true (to some extent) you really do need to write a book
  • ChucksFavorite
    i guess cartoons aren't just for little kids anymore....looks like they can be educational for us big kids too!
  • Where they ever?
  • Art2dope
    LMAO its funny you put all that effort into translating those wholesome disney movies into relationship metaphors... shit makes you wonder about a lot of things. Like Aladdin, if you have the charm, and are true at heart, than you can score that special lady EVEN if she is a princess... and if your lucky along the way get a nice flying carpet and a genie LMAO... you get my drift!

    But i'm down with my dude blogxilla, the littlest things in life we tend to pass it by and not see what its really worth especially with all this technology and shit. Just a one on one talk with the lady and a walk around town ain't sometimes bad... i actually like to just chill out, have eye to eye contact and express myself and get to really know the opposite sex. GRRRrrrrRRR its like i say a relationship is 60% fuck, 25% trust and 15% friendship. Gotta be willing to talk and understand one another, cause them doggy style tricks won't last you long LoL... cause after a while you gonna need a real magic carpet to help you take your shit outta her apartment.... Or castle!
  • Nixx_01
    This is a good post... Disney has some interesting underlying lessons for us all... Xilla if you have readers telling you to write a book.. get on it. Post a poll to see how many willing to order one...and maybe you can expand your brand...
  • VIChick
    The got the most creative mind I have ever seen. Your the only person I know that would tie this stuff together. Great post hun.
  • Princess0889
    I never realized that the Princess I loved most could be taken to new heights. I would have never thought of taking Disney Movies could apply to your love life.

    Love The Post.

    Rethinking my love for Princess Aura (sleeping beauty)
  • Lookin back at some of the kids movies I grew up on, I can see the conection back to love, sex and over whor-ish behavior...lol.
  • Natural_Wonder_stl
    You silly as hell Xilla!
  • ClassyandSassy
    **Sleeping Beauty
  • Moniinthemiddle
    This was beautiful! All very creative ways to apply to real life situations. Adoring this blog. Kudos and keep up the great work. Peace and Blessings!
  • Xilla
    Thanks a million. I try LOL
  • That is the nastiest - we was just watching Sleeping Beauty the other day - and wondering why Disney always wants to kill someone in the movies - always killing and death - the last thing I thought about was the Prince getting it on with her while she was sleepin
  • LMAO OMG i cant believe you did this to disney!!!
  • lilmissunshine
    i loved this...esp. the first 2....awesomely romantic. im bout to forward this to everyone
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