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Jizz In My Pants
So I’m checking out twitter when I see my homie Lexie posted a video from SNL… That’s all I’m going to say about it, you just have to watch this one… Ladies has a guy ever jizzed in his pants because of you? I remember one day my boys and I were at a strip club in Jersey and a dancer who had the biggest butt this side of philly walked up and asked if we wanted a lap dance… At first I was Down but come to find out she smelled like sanitation garbage, long story short one of my boys paid for the dance with Stinkilocks and after he was done, guest what he said. “I Jizzed In my pant”
I saw that on Saturday and thought it was pretty funny. It's cool for a girl to cream her panties but not a dude! That's just gross!
Ok forget the video for a min.
Your friend paid for a lap dance from a funky stripper . . . .SMDH
Ok back to the subject the video was funny. . . and I agree with Sasha its so not cool for a man to “jizz” (doesn't feel right to type that) his pant
Wow! The vid was funny… but you're friend… He PAID for the dance with “Stinkilocks” and he jizzed in his pants? Eww! Damn…she had to be good though to get him to forget the smell and all that…
But, I've made a guy jizz in his pants before… I don't really think its all that cool for a guy to do it… A guy can typically control himself (for example, your blog “Has the pull out method failed you?”) So when i get him to jizz his pants… I try not to be thinking about it all gross like but instead that I was doin him up right and he was feelin the moment…
in DC we have go-go's and back in the day guys would wear sweatpants so while we (girls) were putting “our one leg up and our booty on the floor” they could get the full effect…..it never failed that when the lights came on you would see a niccas with wetspots on their ish….though it was nasty then think it's just palin disgusting now…and can't believe SNL did this crazy skit
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soooo i gave a random date a footjob and he jizzed in his pants…AW! i laughed so hard i almost choked. i kept playing with him under the table and kept a str8 face while eating etc…i think the combo of it feeling so good/us being so discreet, took him over the edge….
Not since I was like 14/15, kissing my bf outside of the bowling alley…he wasn't even grindin on me or anything like that but when we stopped he had jizzed a little in his pants….Ewwww!!!
Thinkin about it now, reminds me of David Alan Greer as Mr. McAfee from In Living Color…LOL
Too FUNNY!
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