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9 After Sex Personalities
Posted in Rated Grown Up, Sexual Intellectuals on 17. Nov, 2008
There is an old quote stating “When I’m hard I’m soft and when I’m soft I’m hard.” Think about that for a moment. It’s no doubt that having sex will change things, for one females are emotional beings and males are… well men. But, do you actually know about your lover’s after sex personality? Do you know your after sex personality? Here are a few to be on the lookout for.
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The Sleeper – These are the people who fall right asleep after sex. The difference between you putting your lover to sleep and “The Sleeper” is that a sleeper will not move, there is no removing the condom, no getting up to wash up, nothing. Just rolling over and falling right to sleep.
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The Germaphobe – This is the person who washes, change the sheets and puts on new clothes right after sex. There is no down time to recovery time, or anything else. They go from sex to cleaning, good thing is neither one of you would have to lay in the wet spot.
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The Smoker – The smoker must light up a cigarette or finish off the roach after sex. Smoking after sex can be a great, way to connect with your lover. If you’re sleeping with a smoker, nothing turns them on then saying “Let me light that” right before they smoke their after sex cigarette.
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The Talker – This person wants to hold long drawn out discussions after sex, they might stay on topic and talk about what just went down, or they might go totally left field and start talking about the person at work they can’t stand.
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The Don’t Toucher – This is the person who simply doesn’t want to be touched after sex. This person can be male or female and after sex, they want you to leave or just simply not to touch them. There will be no touching, no cuddling or anything that involves skin on skin.
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The Go Homer – Not to be confused with The Don’t Toucher, this is the person who wants to go home immediately after sex. Some think they are just in it for the sex, others think they just want to go home. Either way they won’t be at your house for long.
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The Cuddler – This is the person who wants to cuddle up and lay on their lover. They simply want to enjoy the moment. There are also different type of cuddlers there’s the spooner, the lay on the chester, and the stay insider.
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The Sh*t Talker – This is the person who likes to crack jokes about the events that just took place. They say thinks like “Ha! you were screaming louder than the chick in Saw V!” or “Is your head okay? I didn’t mean to make you crack it against the headboard”
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The Analyzer – This is the person who suddenly wants to start analyzing the relationship. They say things like “What am I to you”, “What was this” or even worst “Do you love me?” 45 minutes of bumping uglies does not mean anything has changed. It is what it was when we started, questioning might change things.
What other types of personalities have you seen after sex?
What about the don't wanna go homer??? LOL!!
hmmm….i would say
The Round number two-er? The person that wants to get right back into it lol
* or are you referring to the whole session
The Sportscenter-er: I'm the guy that wants to turn on the TV to watch Sportscenter and check all the scores…after I score.
LOL!! too silly!
Yeah I realized that there are a lot more than i have down here lol
Yeah Randy I'm there too, lol checking the scores after I score!! lol
If it was good, I'm the cuddler. Newsflash. . .sometimes wanting to cuddle is just wanting to cuddle. It does not mean I want to date you or have more than what we just had. . . a b**ch just likes to cuddle after getting some good D. If it was wack, I'm the go homer. . .meaning, go the f&*k home. Do not look back, don't even think about calling me tomorrow, just go home. . .now.
lol men get a bit upset with cuddling. I like to cuddle at times with certain people it all depends really.
I'm with you on enjoying the after nastiness
and the “stay insider” version of the cuddler is the best, cause when he leasts expects it or is being the sleeper you can easily “wake him up”
Hilarious… I'm the cuddler type that enjoys a few hours of sleep and then doing it all over again… nothing like good sex to start the day.
lmao @ “finish off the roach” I aint heard nobody say roach since bout '93… thats some old head action cuz they still use paepuhz!
YO XILLA U HIT THIS ONE OUT THE PARK LMAO I'M MOST DEF THE SHYT TALKER. AFTER SEX I GOTTA MAKE JOKES, USUALLY WE JUST CRACK UP TOGEATHER.
I AM DEFINETLY THE STAY INSIDE CUDDLER JUST THE FEEL OF IT IN ME GETS ME ALL HOT AND WHEN IT STARTS TO GROW UP IN YA OOOOHHHH SSSSHHHIIIIITTTT/
I'm with Ant depending no the person I've probably been some of all of them at one point. You know you done hit a chick you probably shouldn't have… after it's done you turn into the Germaphobe. Then after than I'm the Go-homer, or get the hell outer. lol. On average I'm the sleeper though. I can't front I can't get with the talkers, and cuddlers. Because on average I'm a sleeper so I don't want to hear all that just go to sleep too. And I'm hot now don't be all up on me. lol
Gotta add one though. The “Drinker.” After a nice long session I'm pretty parched so I need a glass of juice, kool-aid or something. lol.
hmmmm…i'm the cuddler..
but I can also be “the eater” (not on list)..for some strange reason I always have a craving for a sandwich and a hershey when it's all over with *shrugs shoulders*
lol You so hood……..KOOL AID………Really???? lol
Grape or Red?
What about the “make a sandwich” person? LOL, I like to make myself a sandwich afterwards (and him too)
My ex was the germaphobe. One time he Lysol-ed the wet spot. I was like damn micky flick, way to make me feel dirty. He would also go wash his dyck in the sink and put rubbing alcohol on it.
Ha Ha these are pretty good I'm the go homer type I have a hard time falling asleep in someone else's bed unless I'm stoned or drunk.
LOL @ SugarTits now you know it's gotta be red kool-aid. lmao
lmao…i swear this is dead on….by the time i got down to the shit talker i was dying laughing…
some people start eating after sex, or gets very lazy1
Hahaha!!! I think i can be put TO sleep lol, im mos def the shit talker and the cuddler (sometimes) but def the shit talker lol its just funny specially when shit happens that you were DEF not expecting!!! lol last sat i pulled out my HOE CARD and fucked this security guard who ended up screaming my name while i was riding him and saying “i love you” while my legs were on his shoulders! LOL trust that was THE best confidence and sex booster i've ever had that i had to say shit before i left the next morning lol!!! I am still laughing!
LMAO too f*cken funny!!!!
I'm an extremist by nature so if its a relationship… i'm a cuddler… if its a hit and quit… i'm going home right after… “mama sleeps in her own bed” (robin givens on The Game)
Im the cuddler too. But I am instant narcoleptic for the most part. Shower in the morning. Really, why ruin the moment. But I will not sleep in the wet spot, ever. I dont care how good that D is.
Omg, before I even read your comment this is what I classified myself as too! I would just wanna go out and share it with the world! Just to go out with this cheesy smile on my face because of what just went down and have people notice it is just amazing lol.
Ness pretty much described me lol. But I can also be the Don't Toucher and the Cuddler. I love to lay on my guy's chest and enjoy the moment sometimes…staying inside is cool too tho
I HATE the analyzer…before me and my last guy officially hooked up, he just wanted to lay there and ask all kind of questions like “So are you mine now?” and “What does this mean?”. Dang, can't I just get some good D with no strings attached?! lol
LMAO!!! Really?!
The guy I was with the longest was def. a Cuddler/Talker. For me it depends on the time of day: middle of the night, I'm the Sleeper; middle of the day, I'm the Energizer (I'll get up, make a sandwich, make him a sandwich and start all my household chores-my man would look at me like I was crazy!). Good sex is like a mega-vitamin for me!
i think i'm more of shit talker/smoker… i usually talk shit for a lil while.. ya know.. stuff like “i told you so” … then i'll probably fire up whatever i'm smoking on at the time… but if its just a regular buss down i'm usually the go homer…lol.
The I want some more, U want to do it againer
This is a person/or one of those sex episodes to where it was so good they want to keep doing it until they pass out.
Im the smoker in the beginning during foreplay while I'm getting some head and after sex.
If I was drinkin then I can be the sleeper
At time I can be the cuddler,depending on my mood
I am definitly the cuddler.
depending on the circumstances and the person, i like a man to talk sh** after….especially if he makes jokes and if we got one rolled up and can “smoke and joke”, well thats whats up:)
Ok I think I'm the, smoker, drinker, second rounder, shit talker, cuddler, and Fuk it go-homer. Usually after I want to smoke sum trees, drank sum mo of what we were sippin on before tha session, thinking about round two, shit talkin bout how u made that face when u busted, give u tha chance to caress me after I made u feel good and then it's time to vacate as u fall asleep and I hop out tha bed and hit tha E-way back to tha house.
Why am I ot surprised? I am the same way. I want to go get something to eat, enjoy the evening for a minute and then go back for rounds two three, four and five!!!!!! .