4 Things She Won’t Tell Him

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Nov 14, 2008

damage

A woman will never cease to surprise you, with some random fact about herself that you will not know until she springs it on you. Although they might not apply to all women the following secrets about female behavior does apply to most women. Get ready to be shocked.

She’s Crazy – I believe that 90% of women are crazy, sure she seems sane, normal and like a good wholesome girl who just likes to do things filmed in porn, but she’s crazy. Try this test with a women, jokingly tell her you want to sleep with her friend. Sure she’ll laugh with you, and while she’s laughing I can guarantee she’ll say the following thing. “I’ll cut your d*ck off” or “I’ll kill you” it may sound like a joke, but she’s dead serious. Cheat on her and you can put money on her doing something to get you back. You might not ever know she got some sort of revenge, but know she got you back.

Running Red Lights – It’s not all bad, and as disgusting as this may sound we all did it before. Women like period sex. When females are “on the red”, “have company” or an “aunt in town” they are the most horny and her motto is “if you can go through mud you can go through blood”. As long as you’re clean showered up and willing more than likely she is too. I once had a woman trick me into this and I damn near killer her. Ladies be sure to let a dude know you’re on the red if you plan on doing him dirty.

The Facebook Factor – If you ever been on facebook then you know all about poking. Females don’t really like fingers. When pleasing a woman with your hands she really doesn’t like being fingered. More than likely she prefers rubbing and stimulation of the cl*t. Poking does nothing for her.

She’s Down To Try – In all my interaction with women I find that most women want to be with another woman. Either they kissed a girl, want to go down on a girl or want a girl to go down on them. Maybe it just my warped life, but I get a lot of emails [xilla at blogxilla dot com] from women telling me that they been thinking about letting a girl go down on them. Now if it’s not that extreme for you or your girl. Chances are she’s willing to try new and exotic things in her sex life. She just won’t bring it up or talk about it because guys are dumb and think that a woman wanting to do things other than the normal sexual acts are… Well I won’t go there, but you get my drift.


Other Great Topics:

  • No Related Post

Did You Like This Post? Share It With Your Friends.


submit to reddit


Add to Google Reader or Homepage Add to My AOL





  • Killa
    Wow...what kind of females do you deal with Xilla??
  • He's Dealing W/Females Like Me
    I have to agree with Xilla. Finger popping is a no go! It does absolutely nothing for me. Nothing. But to each's own. I'm slightly a germaphobe and could do without dirty ass fingers/finger nails in my cooch! Lol.
  • Hallelujah re: 3.

    1 and 4 are also true, but I'm not so sure 2 is a universal thing.
  • Ummmm - I TOTALLY disagree w/ the facebook factor..I LOVE, LOVE, LOVEEEEEE to be fingered & have realized that men born 1965 - 1973 do it best! Fucka rub dwn, I can do that myself!

    She's down to try - I agree. I like boobs :)
  • Black tai
    dont will all
  • Huh. Well I was born in 1977 and tend to date men about my own age...
  • sexyma078
    Xilla there is NOTHING Better than getting somegood dome with a finger inside hun or clit stimulation and fingers or kissing and fingers or breast action and fingers (see how good fingers are)...I promise you that...now dont be jammin it in there like you plunging a toilet but fingers are cool
  • sexyma078
    oh and she's down to try.....she has tried trust...maybe im speaking for my self but high school...hookey...mom liquor bar....dad's pornos....the rest is history
  • EXACTLY.
  • Killa
    I have never in my life been "down to try" most women I know aren't either. That's what men are for.
  • Princess0889
    As a woman I believe that most women are "down to try". I think it may just be the approach you had to it or maybe the women you deal with have already tried it.
  • Killa
    Again...I have NEVER been 'down to try' there is no approach that would make me want a chick..I'm not gay.

    I don't believe most women are down to try, maybe some, not most.
  • Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
  • Princess0889
    I was just saying generally speaking. I did not mean for this to be attach to your comment, no need for the hostility.
  • Killa
    I was stating my opinion, don't know where you got hostility, none here.
  • sexyma078
    Killa my best friends dont even know so you wouldn't know about most of the women you know I've been married for 9 years and we have six kids (so trust that I looooovvvvees the peen) but being with a woman is different the climax is different i won't even go in to it.....
  • Killa
    Hey, if that's what you're into...do you ma! Me personally, I am not bi, not gay, and am not sexually attracted to females nor am I curious...I'll stick to the dick.
  • sexyma078
    THEN WHY KEEP RESPONDING???!!!! REMEMBER CURIOUSITY KILLED THE KAT (AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY) BTW KILLA SOUNDS A LIL BUTCH EVEN WITH THE "A".....
  • VIChick
    I agree she sounds like she might be a little too in denial. She keeps responding like "Oh shit they might know something". Killa its not that serious we are this site to state our opinions. Take a chill pill sweetie, or go and get some dick or something. It lightens the load. LOL
  • n/a
    so do yall really f*** on yall period. cuz nobody has mentioned it.
  • Thoney Gangstasweet
    hells no! that's disgusting, but God has blessed me with a fuckable framework. i'm only outta comission 3days and its light! YAY ME! so i can wait 72 hrs. if u can't u a nastyguttabutrollop! UUUH!
  • Princess0889
    1 and 4 are very typical for women but having sex while on your period that would definitely be a negative. I may want it the week before or the week after but during that could be the furthest thing from my mind.
  • waitress
    I have tried and am down to try again. It's just too easy to turn fun with a girl and a guy into jealousy(the only problem I have came across). And as far as the finger thing... I like em as long as they are clean and well groomed. Don't F on the period. Nope, I would be so distracted thinking about it that the sex wouldn't be fun.
  • circa-81
    I've dealt with a lot of chicks. Some do like to f#ck on there period. Some like fingers and some don't. I've definitely participated in 3somes with a few curious/intrigued chicks. And, Xilla, the virgina is a clear indication that they are all extremely imbalanced and crazy. :-)
  • HappyToBeNappy
    #1 - Most women are not crazy. . .and if we are, yall made us that way. Quit treating us like crap & maybe we won't act crazy

    #2 - Though I do get really horny when my aunt is in town, I don't usually get down like that. I've only done that with one guy I dated, not even my baby daddy.

    #3 - Fingers are okay if you know what to do with them. Most guys just poke around & that is a no no

    #4 - I agree. . most of us are down to try. Hell, some of us are just waiting for you to ask. That way it can be your idea & not ours
  • sexyma078
    Girl I got so caught up in the ones about sex I forgot to get on that crazy ish Xilla you know men play apart in the craziness of woman a BIA don't slash your tires for nothing.....you did something.....a few times...keep it gansta no one stands by their man like a Balck woman
  • VIChick
    Crazy Chicks-I know some chicks can be a little coocoo for cocoa puffs sometimes but only because triffling ass men do that to them.

    Running the Red- I am extremly horny when I am on my cycle. I just want to fu*k all day, but don't because at the end of the day it is gross and a big mess to clean up.

    Facebook- I hate being poked on facebook and in the bedroom. A finger does nothing at all for me. If it aint dick my pu$$ dont recognize it.

    Wanna be down- I think most women have fantasies of trying it. While in bed the other night my "man friend" asked me if I would get down with a 3some. My answer "Nigga who the fuk u talking to?" I dont share, point blank. So I guess I aint in the most bracket.
  • HeadMistress
    ROFLMFAO @ "Nigga who the fuk u talking to?"

    OR

    "Sure babe, how 'bout me you and **'insert random GUYS name here** " - you'll probably never have to have that 3some convo again

    OR

    he'll be down with the two-dude scenario and you'll have to revert back to "Nigga who the fuk u talking to?"
  • VIChick
    LOL dang you right I should use that next time, if he brings it up I would be like "oh baby i thought you would never asked, cause there is this dude I been wanting to fuck. Oh let me call him right now". His ass will quickly shut my ass down, but if he says go ahead and call. OH HELL NO, THERE IS GONNA BE SOME FURNITURE MOVING IN THIS BITCH. LOL
  • HeadMistress
    #1 - Yes, we are crazy, but we are in Full Control of our crazy...we turn it on when necessary and turn it off when not

    #2 - It truly may not be all bad, but I wouldn't know, I've never tried it....its truly a time where I am my horniest but also feel the grossest physically so no thats not gonna happen, having to wait those few days makes it that much better once its gone

    # 3 - Fingers are good, you just gotta know how to use 'em...clean and well groomed hands and fingernails are a MUST - that means cut your GD nails

    #4 - There's no denying that a lot of women are down to try, just turn on the damn TV, I don't know if it's most, I can only speak for myself & myself says "No Effin Thank You".
  • She's Crazy - I agree, most women are little crazy. I, myself, can say that I am not THAT crazy to seriously consider cutting dude's d*ck off. I will, however, get him when he's least expecting it and he may never know if he does something to hurt me really bad.

    Running Red Lights - I do get SUPER horny when "Aunt Flo" comes to visit, but I've never seriously thought about having sex. That's still kinda gross to me.

    The Facebook Factor - I TOTALLY agree. If a guy rubs me the right way, it's on and popping!! My last guy fingered me and his nails were a little too long, it was the most uncomfortable thing and it left me in a little pain afterwards! I was highly pissed.

    She's Down To Try - I AM willing to try almost anything in the bedroom except being with another female. Uh uh, no way, no how...don't get down like that. My man is great enough for me!!
  • mel
    The Facebook Factor ...... xilla your wrong about this one if u know anything about pussy u know using your fingers is the best way to contact the g spot . Yes the dick can do is depending on which position your in but the fingers get u right there. damm young blood u got a lot to learn shyt making a girl squirt with my fingers is the best thing i've ever doe . I fealt so powerful like damm i just did that shyt damm
  • OK that last one is SO off!!!
  • EEEWWWW!!!

    I do NOT condone running the red light... Especially if its a LONG light... While its true that girls are definitely hornier while they are stopped it doesn't mean they should try to pass go... ew!

    And if someone knows how to work the fingers and the clit there is nothing wrong with that... NOTHING!
  • LovelyK
    ...Uh.. yeah im coo on that fiNger PoKing.. that sh*t hurts & its not stimulating at all and i be damned if i want traces of popeyes chicken in me ewww... and that sex on the period shit.... Disgusting.... why do guys seem to think its ok to try that sh*t lol.. because its not!
blog comments powered by Disqus

  • You Avatar


  • roc%20nationQuantcast


    BlogXilla on Facebook