3 Games Women Play
Women play a lot of games, so I decided to dissect the games that they play. I came to the conclusion that it’s sort of like Monopoly, except that passing go would mean you’re going below the belly button and you’re about to collect a prize which is worth way more than $200. Be careful, land on her bad side and you could end up in jail. All jokes aside women play a bunch of games, which will never make any sense to me, I’m in the middle of a weird game as I type. Here are some of the game that women play and how I handle them.
The Phone Game
- No need to call you’re telephone man, there is nothing wrong with your line, she is just taking her sweet time to return your call. Women don’t want a man to think they are chasing them or clingy. Most time she’s just going to wait a few hours or a few days. If she doesn’t call you back, give her one more call and if she doesn’t pick up, don’t leave a message. Just take the hint and delete her number after a week.
The I’m Not Ready Game
- Women are scared creatures, just like my home girl Ness who didn’t want to have sex with her “phone friend” because she was wasn’t sure if she was ready. It’s not out of fear, but more out of emotional attachment and or emotional baggage. Women need time to weigh the risk of their actions, so a dude should just fall back, show her the same amount of interest that she shows you. It’s okay to let her know that you have options if things with you and her don’t work out.
The Grown Up Game
- Sex is the biggest motivater in the world other than money. Women like to use sex to get a man to do what they want. It’s not exchanging sex for money but it’s more like a reward for a job well done. Wash her car and get a bj. Fix her sink, and you’ll get some later that night. They also use it against us, do something wrong and you’re sure to have a dry manxilla for at least a week. This is my favorite game to play, I say take all the sex you can and the more y’all sleep together the more attached the two of you will become.
