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I get so tired of folks acting like they have no home-training when they are out in the club; everything from the much-too-long stares from other women to the fool pushing up on you when it should be clear to him that his breath stinks and that you’re not interested. Here are some other nightclub pet-peeves that should be avoided:

• The Wallflowers: The people who just blend in with the décor. They pretend they’re bored, sipping on one drink all night and watching other people as if it was a museum exhibition. They don’t even bob their heads to the music. Why would you wait in line, pay a $10-$20 cover charge, only to stand there watching other folks have fun? MY ADVICE: Make it a Blockbuster night and stay your tired ass at home.
• The Underdressed Attention-Seekers: The chicks who wrap their asses in dental floss and come to the club, only to walk around mean-muggin other chicks with that “bitch, whatchu lookin at?” attitude. It’s like they are actually surprised that the men are ogling and the women are disgusted. And they’re too scared to dance, afraid the floss will break, but they’ll bend that ass over quick for a photo-op. MY ADVICE: NEXT!!
• The Sloppy Drunk Dude: PLEASE! Fellas, if you don’t know how to hold your liquor, limit yourself to a two-drink maximum. Nothing is worse than a man walking around the club about to catch a beat-down from all the ladies in there because he can’t keep is overly-inebriated hands to himself. Or how about the one that picks fights with security, the bartenders and other club-goers; begging anybody to meet him on the lot. MY ADVICE: Willie, come get yo drunk ass cousin!
• The Gossip Crew: You know the chicks huddled up at the table, looking a hot mess but have the nerve to be pointing and laughing at everybody in the club. This is also the table the men avoid; no one asks them to dance or offers to buy them drinks. Wonder why. They spend all night at the table, dancing with each other in their seats. But the sole purpose for them getting ready, helping each other glue in their weaves, putting on their Wal-Mart outfits, Payless heels, and their Fashion Fair make-up is to come to the club and talk about how tacky everybody else looks. MY ADVICE: Girl Stop!
• The “I Wanna Make Love in this Club” Couples: My friend told me once that she was in the restroom in a club and heard this horrid sound coming from one of the stalls. Turns out that it was some chick in there getting smashed in the ass! Who does this? Is it just me who thinks this is the grossest shit ever? And its chicks actually on the top of toilets in the other stalls peeping down on them! And what about the couples on the floor dirty dancing? Now, aint nothing with a little grinding but the only thing that’s stopping them from actually fucking right there is their damn clothes. MY ADVICE: Take that shit outside. Nasty asses.

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