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Things Not To Do In The Club
Posted in Life on 11. Nov, 2008
The Following Was Written by Thatchicknik for BlogXilla.com
I get so tired of folks acting like they have no home-training when they are out in the club; everything from the much-too-long stares from other women to the fool pushing up on you when it should be clear to him that his breath stinks and that you’re not interested. Here are some other nightclub pet-peeves that should be avoided:
- The Wallflowers: The people who just blend in with the décor. They pretend they’re bored, sipping on one drink all night and watching other people as if it was a museum exhibition. They don’t even bob their heads to the music. Why would you wait in line, pay a $10-$20 cover charge, only to stand there watching other folks have fun? MY ADVICE: Make it a Blockbuster night and stay your tired ass at home.
- The Underdressed Attention-Seekers: The chicks who wrap their asses in dental floss and come to the club, only to walk around mean-muggin other chicks with that “bitch, whatchu lookin at?” attitude. It’s like they are actually surprised that the men are ogling and the women are disgusted. And they’re too scared to dance, afraid the floss will break, but they’ll bend that ass over quick for a photo-op. MY ADVICE: NEXT!!
- The Sloppy Drunk Dude: PLEASE! Fellas, if you don’t know how to hold your liquor, limit yourself to a two-drink maximum. Nothing is worse than a man walking around the club about to catch a beat-down from all the ladies in there because he can’t keep is overly-inebriated hands to himself. Or how about the one that picks fights with security, the bartenders and other club-goers; begging anybody to meet him on the lot. MY ADVICE: Willie, come get yo drunk ass cousin!
- The Gossip Crew: You know the chicks huddled up at the table, looking a hot mess but have the nerve to be pointing and laughing at everybody in the club. This is also the table the men avoid; no one asks them to dance or offers to buy them drinks. Wonder why. They spend all night at the table, dancing with each other in their seats. But the sole purpose for them getting ready, helping each other glue in their weaves, putting on their Wal-Mart outfits, Payless heels, and their Fashion Fair make-up is to come to the club and talk about how tacky everybody else looks. MY ADVICE: Girl Stop!
- The “I Wanna Make Love in this Club” Couples: My friend told me once that she was in the restroom in a club and heard this horrid sound coming from one of the stalls. Turns out that it was some chick in there getting smashed in the ass! Who does this? Is it just me who thinks this is the grossest shit ever? And its chicks actually on the top of toilets in the other stalls peeping down on them! And what about the couples on the floor dirty dancing? Now, aint nothing with a little grinding but the only thing that’s stopping them from actually fucking right there is their damn clothes. MY ADVICE: Take that shit outside. Nasty asses.
LOL…I fall under the wallflower category. I don't want to be there but I don't want to be a party pooper to my friends lol
I quit clubs…clubs are over-rated
LOL….good post Nik…….And if I may add the Sloppy Drunk female….we all know who she is and the same scenario applies as you described.
I wouldn't say I'm part of the gossip crew but in NYC some of these girls look like a hott ghetto mess….for example. I went to a club this past wkend and this girl had on a short ass dress…she started grinding hard on this dude and bent it down low…when she came back up her titts were hanging out (she didn't have on a bra) and her pussy cat was showing and she didn't have on panties either! So me & my friends laughed at her nasty ass lol.
LMAO..I'm dying here, the wallflower was the funniest, I think it is self-image or, dare I say it, a self esteem problem. It's like you don't want to look like your actually enjoying yourself, or you to self conscious about how people are going to think about u.
Me helll nah, I'm going to milk that door price to the end. I will make sure it is a night that I always remember, talking to women, making new friends, enjoying the music (even if its wackkk)…that is the commitment I make when hand over the cover to the cash lady…
lol @ your “commitment”. Sounds like you have a ball……that's what the club experience used to be for all until flossin came into style.
how about adding “no sexual harrasing|”..lol..I give dis dude a lil dance he was all squeezing on my coochie. I gave him tha side eye and was like ok maybe his hands slipped.. NOPE..started caressing my breasts and was set to caress my foot up his ass! lol
U mean guys in the club wearing sunglasses? lol I hate that dumb sh*t lol.
I love this! Especially because I outgrew the club @ about 23… Im 27 now and if someone wants me in a club, they'd have to pay ME!
Ill be late for that shit..
I totally agree with all of that Nik. when I go to the club I admit I talk about all the crazy ass looking chicks and guys that come through thinking their kicking shit when they just look like shit. My friends and I are never wallflowers we do our thang on the dancefloor. The thing that I can't stand about the club is the woman in the bathroom wanting a donation for taking a smidge of her lotion. Everytime I go into the bathroom this big heffa is stting with her donation dish in my face. I always say ” Dam I have no more change, sorry mama”. LOL
Oh shit I hate to see people wear sunglasses in the club. That looks so tacky. They know their ass can't see anything in front of them but they think they look cool. NO HONEY U LOOK FOOLISH.
I remembered that happened to me one time, I was dancing with this guy and he thought it was a good idea to touch my mommy and daddy button. Well once I cracked a Corona bottle over his head, he thought twice about doing that crap again.
It is not just Guys though that wear that. I believe he should add “the sunglass person” cause you damn well know in a dark club you can't see shit with those on.
Nah…lol. I saw girl in the club w/ shade on….my friends and I laughed at her….
if there's no uv rays out then u shouldn't have them on….everyone wants to be someone in the video lol
True true….lol. U have a point…I hate tht sh*t and then they stare as u re-apply ur MAC lip gloss…smch lol.
I also hate the long bathroom lines….I usually go into the men's room if it's empty
Lmao. Sooooo true. Couldn't agree with you more…… Especially about the ppl who just stand there all night and look at ppl all night like they're too good too dance and have fun. You forgot about the gold diggers though. You know they're always frequenting the clubs looking for a rapper or an athlete to be their future baby daddy or hubby. The ones that if you don't look or smell like money you don't stand a chance even getting a smile or a hi.
Ewwwww and the love in the club bathroom stall thing is disgusting. Big huge WTF on that one! Ppl urinate on the seats and everything and most of the time the person waiting can see you trying to pee anyways so that's like your putting on a freakshow for all the girls standing in the line for the bathroom
and THATS why I roll with the fellas to the club…and don't pay!
Neither do my homies…
LOL!!! THANKS YALL ! Im glad you enjoyed the post. I didnt realize Xilla had it up yet. Oh I did forget about the SUNGLASSES LOLL!!! Club dark as hell and they walking around bumpin into people and shit!! LOL!! I must apologize; as you can tell in the post, I got a potty mouth when shit pisses me off. LOL!!
lol!!! Good for you, Alex. That's how you should think. why come if you dont intend to get your money's worth??
LOL! That shit kills me too. Who signs up for jobs like that?! And the things she mustve seen, heard, smelled, …. Im GOOD!
I agree wit Alex_Delarge.
If you ain't coming to the club to dance then what the hell you here for? Go dance, go talk, and have fun. My only pet-peeve is to have somebody that wants to ride shot gun with you. Man, drive your own f%cking car. Sometimes I leave at closing sometimes I leave early……either way if you are no where to be found or if I got a chick with me consider yourself left. I don't need a bunch of dude's riding with me to the club like I need an entourage or something.
I agree wit Alex_Delarge.
If you ain't coming to the club to dance then what the hell you here for? Go dance, go talk, and have fun. My only pet-peeve is to have somebody that wants to ride shot gun with you. Man, drive your own f%cking car. Sometimes I leave at closing sometimes I leave early……either way if you are no where to be found or if I got a chick with me consider yourself left. I don't need a bunch of dude's riding with me to the club like I need an entourage or something.
LOL!! circa- thats another i couldve put in there; the ENTOURAGE. Coming into the club like a pack of wolves. Not only is it intimidating but its a big turn -off when i wanna approach one but his boys staring me down like they gon snatch my purse or something LOL!
LOL!! circa- thats another i couldve put in there; the ENTOURAGE. Coming into the club like a pack of wolves. Not only is it intimidating but its a big turn -off when i wanna approach one but his boys staring me down like they gon snatch my purse or something LOL!
LMAO at the Drunk dude… i have had to slap a couple of cock eyed drunk dusty dudes dressed like Mississippi pimps for trying to spit game approximately 1inch away from my face spittin and sh*t cus he's too drunk to realize his breath was on straight STANK!!
LMAO at the Drunk dude… i have had to slap a couple of cock eyed drunk dusty dudes dressed like Mississippi pimps for trying to spit game approximately 1inch away from my face spittin and sh*t cus he's too drunk to realize his breath was on straight STANK!!