Touch Myself

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Masturbation, some say it’s a sin, others use it as a great tool to lay the pipe better than an unlicensed plumber from Ohio. Either way masturbation is an acquire taste. Some people say they don’t do it, and others say they do it all day long. There are many myths about masturbation and today I’ll go through some of them and hopefully we can open up a discussion about rubbing one out.

The 2nd Nut – When I was younger one of my friends told me to rub one out before I went to see the girl who I credit for taking my virginity. I wasn’t about to go in his bathroom and touch myself to I took the risk of going in on the first nut. Once I got in I think I did good job, I lasted until Sadie on R-Kelly’s 12 Play CD.

In my readings I’ve also heard that if a guy masturbates before a date then his mind will be more focused on the date, and less on sex. I doubt that claim, because no matter what happens before hand a man is mostly always focused on sex in some sort of way.

Females Don’t Do It – I hear many females claim they don’t masturbate, but vibrator sales are at an all time high. I think watching a female please her self is one of the most beautiful acts in the world. She can use this as a form a foreplay, and as a tool to get her man to do things he might not be in the mood for. Ladies if your man doesn’t want to give you any just start rubbing yourself and watch what he does.

Also females do it differently. Some like to stimulate the inside and others just rub the outside in quick circular motion. I like it when my girl plays with her self while I’m eating out. Greatness!

Do You Masturbate? If so how often, and how do you to it? Do you use a toy?

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54 Responses to “Touch Myself”

  1. Hustler Honey says:

    Yeah I do, but I have to cuz then he wouldn't do it..
    Gets me wet everytime!

  2. Miss_P says:

    i second that! lol

    i bought one for a bf before, and the first time he used it, while i watched, he lost his damn mind! he told me it was almost as good as mine, and when i licked his head while he jerked, it was a wrap!

  3. HeadMistress says:

    *** I got you this week is that cool?***

    eh hem (clearing throat)

    tomorrow is Friday! (arms folded, tapping foot…impatiently)

  4. SINFULLY CHOCOLATE says:

    HELL YEAH I'LL EVEN MAKE HIM DO IT IN FRONT OF ME AND RIGHT WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO CUM I JUMP ON IT AND SWALLOW ALL HIS MAN JUICE. AND I'LL DO IT IN FRONT OF HIM AND MAKE HIM SIT AND WATCH UNTIL I'M DONE THEN I'LL LET HIM TOUCH ME. I LIKE TO TEASE AND BE TEASED THAT' S SUCH A TURN ON.

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