Touch Myself

Posted in Rated Grown Up on Nov 10, 2008

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Masturbation, some say it’s a sin, others use it as a great tool to lay the pipe better than an unlicensed plumber from Ohio. Either way masturbation is an acquire taste. Some people say they don’t do it, and others say they do it all day long. There are many myths about masturbation and today I’ll go through some of them and hopefully we can open up a discussion about rubbing one out.

The 2nd Nut – When I was younger one of my friends told me to rub one out before I went to see the girl who I credit for taking my virginity. I wasn’t about to go in his bathroom and touch myself to I took the risk of going in on the first nut. Once I got in I think I did good job, I lasted until Sadie on R-Kelly’s 12 Play CD.

In my readings I’ve also heard that if a guy masturbates before a date then his mind will be more focused on the date, and less on sex. I doubt that claim, because no matter what happens before hand a man is mostly always focused on sex in some sort of way.

Females Don’t Do It – I hear many females claim they don’t masturbate, but vibrator sales are at an all time high. I think watching a female please her self is one of the most beautiful acts in the world. She can use this as a form a foreplay, and as a tool to get her man to do things he might not be in the mood for. Ladies if your man doesn’t want to give you any just start rubbing yourself and watch what he does.

Also females do it differently. Some like to stimulate the inside and others just rub the outside in quick circular motion. I like it when my girl plays with her self while I’m eating out. Greatness!

Do You Masturbate? If so how often, and how do you to it? Do you use a toy?



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  • VIChick
    I honestly need some sort of toy. I can't do it with just my fingers. And this might sound kind of crazy, but when I pull out Jamal ( my super soaker bullet) it feels so good when I have it on the clit and it starts to kind of hurt. That turns me on even more.
  • sexyma078
    I do everytime you write a Cinderella story......SO CAN WE GET A NEW ONE PLEAAASSSEEE!!!!!
  • I got you this week is that cool?
  • HeadMistress
    *** I got you this week is that cool?***

    eh hem (clearing throat)

    tomorrow is Friday! (arms folded, tapping foot...impatiently)
  • Hustler Honey
    I do it all the time... Everyday, maybe a couple times a day.. When I'm bored, when I'm horny, whatever...
    Sometimes I use my hand other times I use the bullet.
    And I love watchin' the hubby do it, I spy on him sometimes, it's such a turn on...
  • you spy on him? wow i would hate to get caught in the act
  • Hustler Honey
    Yeah I do, but I have to cuz then he wouldn't do it..
    Gets me wet everytime!
  • sexyma078
    No really masturbation is very under rated especially for women like fathers talk to their sons about it but mothers are to ashamed....I love to master-bate (i've gotten so good I had to rename it) and joint masturbation has done wonders for me and my hubby's sex life
  • can girls masturbayte when their aunt is in town?
  • Kee
    IDK...I've never tried although, I've found that I'm extra horny when my cousin Mary is visintg.
  • SapphiraChanel
    yes, we can :o)
  • Ess
    Yea this isnt subject Im shy on.. I definitely do.
    Every night. lol
    Love it.
    I cum everytime and Im 100% safe.
    Dont need toys either. I got a right hand.. and I call it.. Haaaaandsome. :)
  • Kee
    Haaaaaandsome (CTFU)
  • isn't that funny as h e double hockey sticks!! Handsome!! lol
  • SweetT
    I love to masterbate i do it all the time. I did it before i came to work!! My girl asked me why i was so happy i said oscar thts the name of my toy. a bit 8 in purple dildo that buzzes and spins oh boy i want to go home.
  • sounds like fun!!
  • i have no problem rubbing one out with my vibrator. i used to use it all the time when i was with my ex because he use to make me beg for it (bastard), but my man now loves to eat the cooch.

    it turns me on to see my man jerk off for me as forplay, but at first i felt awkward returning the favor. but once i saw how hot it got him to watch me mack myself cum, all hesistation was gone!
  • yeah watching a woman do that is a wonder ful thing i love to watch it listen to it hell i even like smelling it on her fingers!! I'm nasty i know
  • SapphiraChanel
    I masturbate almost every day and sometimes more than once a day. I do it solo and Hubby and I both masturbate as part of Foreplay. It turns me on watching him do it and vice versa. I always use a toy.
  • I've learned that a lot of women like it when a dude does that for them. Turns them on.
  • Kee
    LOL - I do masturbate...It all depends on what mode I'm so I can't say how often ..I can go months without doin it and at other times I have to do it everyday. I have toys..once is call big black, soomtiems I dont' use toys but I just bought a butterfly my freind put me down with that I'm fond of right now...
  • I want to get me a masturbation toy, but honestly i'll be a bit embrrased to go in and buy one.
  • SapphiraChanel
    I think your readers should send you a collection of male masturbation toys...hmm.... :o)
  • i second that! lol

    i bought one for a bf before, and the first time he used it, while i watched, he lost his damn mind! he told me it was almost as good as mine, and when i licked his head while he jerked, it was a wrap!
  • Winter
    . Wow!! Butterum I masturbate very frequently. I hate when people say they don't do it because I feel they are lying, even though they may not be. It turns me on to watch my man do it and for me to do it for him. Just get behind him. Masturbation helped me to be free and learn what I like. It let me know that even though he has the penis, I'm in control of my nut. It's crazy when you get vaginal and clitoral stimulation and cum. That’s when my body can’t take anymore (Screaming, moaning panting) and I gotta stop. Or when you’re going at it, I guess for the second nut, and your body gets tight and you start crying when you cum.
  • Ant_from_Chi
    I masturbate and I don't see anything wrong with it. I think masturbating helps me with dick control. Most times when I do it, i'm in the shower and I get clean and dirty all in one fell swoop. Cats that say they don't spank the monkey are either lying or embarrased, but like I said, ain't nothing wrong with it. It shouldn't be your only form of pleasure though so if you spanking it too much maybe you should be more social.
  • Sugar Tits
    Damn Ant...u got that shit down to a science...I luv it! lol
  • Ant_from_Chi
    And you have the grooviest name, do you really have sugar on them? It makes me smile everytime I see your post. Sugar Tits!!! Very classy.
  • Sugar Tits
    LMAO......... OMG thanks!!!! And not on them IN them sometimes in between them. They really are sweet. SOUTHSIDE CHI STAND UP!!!
  • sexyma078
    I do everytime you post a cinderella story.....SO CAN WE GET ANOTHER ONE AND QUICK PLEEEAAASSEE!!!
  • Hmmm, I do it, but I try to regulate myself because if i didn't I would go buck while on all the free porn thats out there...but umm yea, practice makes perfect as they say...
  • DC_REALEST
    well, so goes the saying that "women don't..." from their responses i think most do but few admit. this site is not for every female.

    on the topic...yeah i do beat my big lil mann. i'll agree with "kee" it depends on my mood. sometimes its like i can't beat enough...on the other hand i can go a month or so without but thats most likely if i been getting lucky in other areas. don't use no toys...well other than some lub. i like to watch and be watched....damn i need to go make another xtube video ASAP. LOL
  • circa-81
    Man....I'll beat my d!ck right now at my desk.............SIKE.
  • tiki
    yea go ahead and do that shit. LMAO
  • Kee
    ONTFLMAO!!! So no one has ever masterbate at their office before?!?!
  • HappyToBeNappy
    It would be easier for me to count when I don't do it. I do it without even thinking about it. I don't think a women can ever expect a man to please her sexually if she doesn't know what she likes. . .and what better way to find out what you like than to play with your self?? Sometimes I use a toy, sometimes not. . . just depends on how I'm feeling. Most of the times all I need i finger or two!
  • ChucksFavorite
    I do it whenever i'm "feelin it" and don't see a problem with it. although there are a lot of people who do and won't admit to it. and i love it when my man does it for me...and i always make sure that i return the favor. done it at work (not in the office tho), in my car at lunch, the shower, and once in the bed while my bf was sleep. he had made me mad that night and i didn't give him any. But just cause he wasn't any that night doesn't mean i wasn't getting mine!
  • VIChick
    I do that shit all day everyday. I have been told that I am addicted to it. When I was unemployed I did it 7 times a day. If I am addicted then that would just be the way it has to be. It is a normal thing all you can do is embrace it.
  • Breezy
    watching a man masturbate is one of my biggest turn ons..
    no toy necessary..my fingers do the trick.
    and i do it whenever i feel the need to. its an excellent way to relieve the stress
  • Unfortunately I don't get turned on by my own fingers but I go ape shit crazy if my boyfriend touches me, well at least my hormones do. I tried to do the whole finger thing..... It took too long. When I'm trying to get to class in the morning, I don't have thirty minutes to start being stimulated. I need to get it and goooooooooooooo
  • dani
    i love to in the mornings before work. always helps me get along with the coworkers. i started out just rubbing and as i got older i saw the light..aka the bullet. as far as flo i am SUPER horny when she is in town. by the last day when its barely there i whip it out. not sure how i can masturbate @ work...i need details. i know wearing no panties to work always makes me hottt
  • starr
    yes my man loves to see me masturbate. While he taking care of my breasts, he usually makes me do it for like 2-3 minutes, and then goes down on me. i love it. he loves it..masturbation is a beautiful thing!

    i have yet to own a vibrator. I am 21 now and feel like these ppl will give me tha side eye..lol.. I think one of these days I''ll consider gettin one
  • yes
    guess i'm the only one that's just not that into it...i like watching guys, but its rare that i please myself, when i do its usually not for too long

    maybe its just my situation at the moment, hard to get stimulated these days
  • Lookin for the P*ssy Monster
    Yes I do. More often than not. Toys are very important and fun.
  • Ant_from_Chi
    knock knock
  • just_passin_by
    Yes, I do every so often and I have a nice selection of toys to do the trick.
    I agree with everybody who says masturbation is necessary in order for you to learn what you like.
  • dionnadeluxe
    I masturbate EVERYDAY at least once. I don't use a toy because I dont' like anything inside of my hole except a real d*ck...no fingers, no tongue, nothing. I digress. I sometimes stimulate my clit with a vibrator, but I haven't done that in months. I simply squeeze my legs tightly together and fill my mind with the most depraved thoughts, squeeze my nipples and then I let the sunshine in! lol
  • Nykya
    ...Hey, My hubby works @ nite, i dont cheat and I dont smoke, so I need SOMETHING to take the edge off sometimes. It sure is better than any AMBIEN i know of....I'll call him, let him hear what I'm doing, I even taped it a few times for him....
  • haha
    i do it all the time. i just did it this morning. it keeps me satisfied. and it always makes me cum no matter what, its better than a dude any day.
  • Lol.
    I think its by far one of the best ways to start off your morning if you can't get your boyfriend/hubby/cutty buddy to satisfy you.
    Look, I like to please myself BUT I will say that there'4 nothing like having sex with my boyfriend and there's that intimacy and body contact and thrusting and flipping and all the other good stuff
  • Masturbating is not a sin. Remember in school when your health teacher told you that the safest sex is sex with yourself? That was back in like tenth grade when my immediate reaction was an "eww" followed by a cringe. Now that I'm just a little bit older, I've discovered the pleasures of it. Who else knows your body better than you do? Who better knows where to stimulate and exactly how long it takes for u "bust one". I saw this thing back in high school, late night on MTV, and I forgot the show's name and everything but I remember the girl telling the girl about "the shower head". Well, let me tell you: Girls! I suggest you invest in a shower head that has different pressures and stuff......experiment on what works for you. I guarantee you get an orgasm that no matter what a guy tries to do to you on his own will never accomplish but will enjoy watching you have while you're soaking wet and waters dripping all over your body in the shower. Vibrator? You'll be saying "huh what do I need that for'' after you get a hang of it. Trust me.... I know. :)
  • hahaha i know a few females who have those high budget shower heads in their bathrooms. great i say... I would love to watch something like that.
  • just_passin_by
    Oh my God! How could I forget about the shower head. Makes you come out of the shower floating on thin air...Luv it.
  • SINFULLY CHOCOLATE
    HELL YEAH I'LL EVEN MAKE HIM DO IT IN FRONT OF ME AND RIGHT WHEN HE'S ABOUT TO CUM I JUMP ON IT AND SWALLOW ALL HIS MAN JUICE. AND I'LL DO IT IN FRONT OF HIM AND MAKE HIM SIT AND WATCH UNTIL I'M DONE THEN I'LL LET HIM TOUCH ME. I LIKE TO TEASE AND BE TEASED THAT' S SUCH A TURN ON.
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