Why Women Shouldn’t Hold The Remote
There is one thing that hurts all relationships and that is what women watch on television. A woman with a remote control is like an old person driving a Porcshe in the slow lane. I firmly believe that the lifetime channel and other programs females watch is the sole reason on why they are messed up in the head. However I can not tell a lie, I have been trapped by programming aimed at women once before.
One of my favorite shows on television is HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm which came on at the same time as Desperate Housewives. Like all HBO programs they come on in seasons and when the season of Curb was off I reluctantly let my baby mother watch Housewives as I sat on the computer surfing the web.
I found myself glancing briefly at the show as I scanned myspace, facebook and emails. Then the next week I found myself watching a little more until I was only surfing during commercial breaks and then not surfing at all. I was screaming at the television wondering why the black lady had to have a man locked in her basement.
It wasn’t on housewives that got me, I found myself one day alone in my house and actually watching Iron Chef and Rachel Ray. I must have been horny and I kept saying how Rachel Ray had a fatty.
Women with remotes are a bad thing for America and the first thing I call for Obama to do is pass a law stating that women are not able to hold the remote control ever again in life. I would make this blog longer but Iron Chef is on.
Until Next Time.
