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Didn’t Men Make The Cut Buddy Rules
Posted in Rated Grown Up, Sexual Intellectuals on 30. Oct, 2008
Dear Xilla,
Here is My Dilemma: Girl meets guy and they both agree that they will be cut buddies and nothing more. After a few chance meetings guy starts calling girl more than he should. Guy starts wanting to spend more time with girl. Guy wants to know all of girl’s whereabouts. Guy starts calling girl his girl then guy slips and says I love you.
Didn’t men make the rules to this whole f*&* buddy arrangement in the first place now they are having the hardest time following them.
Signed, F. Buddy
Dear F. Buddy
Yes men did make the cut buddy rules, but we all don’t know them so I’ve included a few rules I wrote a while back. Here is what you do. Click the share this link in the bottom left hand corner of this blog and post this blog as a bulletin on your page. The rules are below.
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1. The Sex Must Be Good – Under no circumstances is either party allowed to be lame in bed. Sure it happens to everybody, but under the Terms & Conditions of Cut Buddydum all sex must be the bomb. I could have stay home for regular s3x.
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2. Arrival Time – Another one of the key obligations of a cut buddy is promptness. A cut buddy should always be on time and should arrive no later than 5 minutes of the schedule cut time.
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3. Departure Time – This is equally important, as a cut buddy you are obligated to leave after the sex is done, or at least with in an hour. But seriously, it should be more like 5 minutes to a half hour. Do not fall asleep, to not try to cuddle unless you plan on starting round 2. Under no circumstances are you allowed to spend the night if you live in the same town/state.
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4. Optional Obligations - A Cut buddy is not without options. Oral sex is an option and is not required when both parties are only on cut buddy status. There is no if you do me I’ll do you and as a cut buddy you are not allowed to demand oral sex. That is an optional feature that is not included in the standard edition.
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5. Daytime Minutes - Sure as a cut buddy you can converse with one another but as a CB you are entitled to keep all daytime none sexual conversation to a complete and utter minimum.
Whoever makes the rules doesn't matter. I think 9/10 someone is going to break the rules even if established up front. And I think usually 7/9 of those times it's probably the woman. I feel as men we can separate the emotions from the sex. So if us men know it's a cut buddy situation we will act accordingly. I think as much as women may want to have a cut buddy with no attachments I think it's not in their nature to even be able to do it at least not for a prolonged time.
That's not necessarily true. it depends on the type of woman that you're dealing. I've had a cut buddy and been one too. I, not him, was the one who initated and made the rules very clear. But, as time went on HE was the one that caught feelings. True, not ALL women can hadle a cut buddy situation, but there are a lot of MEN who can't handle it either.
yeah men catch feelings too, being in the age of the man who was raise by women i find that men catch feelings quick. At least that what the ladies tell me. so yeah its still the females fault!! lol
Of course you can tell the pussy no, but the likelyhood of you saying no is a lot less then a woman telling you no. Why? Becuase she has the pussy.
Ain't nothing fishy bruh!! It's just that these females think they doing men a favor by giving us puss but they not. I know my d is good. (PAUSE) She's going to get pleasure just like i'm going to get pleasure. So I can make her wait sometimes I'm not a fiend for sex at all… well maybe if she has short hair nice legs and the personality of an angel but i mean for real.
not really i beg to differ I think ME and i'm only speaking for myself but i know i'm good at what i do. So when its time i can go down on her and not stick it in… have her waiting and wanting or just be like boo i don't feel like having sex today.
Think about it if you're eating steak every day after about a month you aint gonna want no steak you feel me?
How many times have you said no in comparison to how many times you've been told no?
Females don't ever tell me no after they get it the first time… I start telling them no!
OH PULEEAASEE!!!
Didn't you just post a blog about people saying thier own shit is good and most of the time it's not true?? lol
iight, i was joking. but real talk…i beg to differ and feel kinda contridictive. but the women are right. its more like…we play the game…but they make the rules. i mean they are doing us a favor right? sure, we both getting pleasure…but i don't care how much we want it. if a women says no, then that mean no..right? but then all we do is go on to the next…well, so can they. this is just a circle topic. we can argue both points so to stay on topic. i guess to be the best cut buddy…just know your place.
That's why all the fallas luv me and their girls hate me b/c I stick to the rules.
I don't blow up spots, and make him feel like how a man supposed to feel whenever where together!
exactly.
I think “no” is a great word.
wait correction.. I think “no” is a great word.. when not being said IN MY DIRECTION! lol
see!!! lol This is the confused mind of a woman working!
Yes, what started as my cutty buddy is now my baby daddy, how the hell did that happen? Its was his fault, demanding I be his woman….how do you tell someone I just want some penis on the weekends without sounding like a trollop? How do I tell the fool, look, I know I'm soft and warm and huggable, but ride out!
makes sense to me.. youre the confused one..lmao
I'm not confused as i told DC a few comments down… She's goin to get pleasure… Im in control!
Ummm…really?? You know where I'm about to go with that one…lol
back to the comment from the other day
You already know!! LOL
Not the best source Xilla lol
maybe one day i'oll have some proof.
Maybe…lol
lol…good point. a woman can't teach a boy how to be a man. but watching how men do women is where i learned a few tricks. and i found out that they usually can't handle what they do to women being done to them. all in all, if the candy is too sweet, then put it down!
Men made the cut buddy rules but Jia perfected them.
I refuse to let a man control what it is that I do or my emotions. Im sorry but I have 'rules' myself and I can make a dude feel saltier than he could EVER make me feel.
hmph lol
Yes men do make the rules, and I am in agreement with all of yours 1-5 are precise, direct and cannot be strayed from.
Expecially #2………punctuality is key. That is how you miss out on the opportunity and because you two are casual, someone else can come in and steal your spot. See, even though yours is “good” & you both are totally satisfied erry time that does not mean that you are the only one in the hand. When I feel like fuckin, that's exactly what I want to do.
Believe it or not, there are plenty of people who can perform sexually. Not just you and not just me. Be confident, but please, PLEASE don't ever think that you're the best.
And as DJ Khaled clearly states only HE THA BEST!!!!! LMAO
The cut buddy rule does not work. Even in the age of sexual liberation we need to remember that sex is intimacy, intimacy will lead to emotional attachment. That will NOT change, someone will eventually catch feelings or break the rules. In this scenario, the man caught feelings
… NO one really wins the sex game anyway
I'm loving this one! Before I met my now b/f I had the same f*** buddy for 3/4 years on and off. We both had rules that we brought to the table, my first two rules were made mainly because of my children (as it should be):
1. Arrive no earlier than 9 pm
2. When the alarm goes off at 6 am, its time to get up and get out.
Any thing else should come as standard out of mutual respect for each other.
me n my sex friend brakes all but the first rule. she buys me food and clothes. we talk about any and everything. we spend the night over each other houses sometimes. since im out of state for school. i get it whenever but normally we chill all day probably get it in 2 or 3 times during our time together. we both do the oral thing. but nothing we do is like i do u n u do me. its more on the basis of pleasing each other. probably TMI but sometimes i dont even get off but as long as she got her 4 or 5 off im straight. now she say if mine early she wont care b/c she know im satisfied…i know a little long but my question is are we [me n her] really “cutty buddies” or do that sound like we're something else
dick says no when there is a great potential threat (i.e. no rubbers) but i still agree somewhat with the pussy saying no and its no. it may say no but wait until i say something then we'll it what it say. have you heard that a womans no mean yes and vice versa, well if the pussy say no the dick will say yes b/c you giving the idea that its something to be earned but if the pussy is always saying yes then the dick will say no b/c thats mean the pussy said yes to him, him, him, and him