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If It Smells Like Trout…Get Out
Posted in Rated Grown Up, Sexual Intellectuals on 17. Oct, 2008
If it Smells Like Trout Get Out
If she smells like sanitation garbage, I’ll turn like door knobs. All women face the problem of having the fishy woo woo at some point in there life. Whether it’s after a day at the gym, a hot summer’s day or just because she failed to wash herself properly. It’s embarrassing when it smells during sex, and frustrating to us men.
Vaginal odor is a natural thing, but when she starts smelling like the garbage at red lobster there is a major problem which may even be caused by a STD. What surprises me most about this topic is that 9 times out of 10 women don’t recognize they smell like “Finding Nemo” and they still expect oral sex. I like seafood as much as the next man, but when it smells like trout I get out.
How do you tell a woman, you care about enough to have sex with that her smell is not appealing. If you have a rational women you should be able to just come straight out and tell her she stinks. But, if you’re not that blunt there are subtle things you can do to make her aware of the problem.
- Dip & Sniff – This is when you get a bit of the smell on your finger and place it near her nose so she can smell herself. If her face tightens up then you can ease into a conversation about her vaginal hygiene.
- Soaps and Body Sprays – Although nothing is worst than covering up a stink with floral scent if you purchase enough smell goods eventually she’ll get the point and ask herself is he trying to tell me something?
- Stop – If all else fails the only thing left, is to stop having sexual intercourse with her. She’ll be left wondering why and knowing females she’ll ask why haven’t the 2 of you been intimate with each other. When you start the conversation please remember to use kid gloves.
How Do You Handle Fishy Woo Woo?
Ok…that picture is very disturbing…what about dudes and thier tart balls??
True post though.
the picture is killing me.
I agree if you are dealing with a woman on a long term basis you shuld be able to tell her just as she should be able to tell you if your balls ar musky. Soaps and body sprays should not be used becuase that is an even greater stink. Chances are she knows the cuckamonga stinks.
too hilarious…
I guess coming straight out and just being like 'lets take a shower together gorgeous' and leading her funky ass to the nearest bathroom to rub a dub dub is a good way…and from then on let her know that it turns you on the most when she just steps out the shower and you two go at it. That should eliminate any episodes of “The Rotten Coochie Show” from then on…
Or punch that chick in the cooch with a Summer's Eve bar! lmaooooooo!!!
I'm a WOMAN and I can't comprehend how a woman can't smell herself when their coochie has an nasty odor..I mean seriously… I don't buy it>
My boyfriend told me about one time when he was younger and this chick he linked up with smelled horrible..he said he had no problem with telling her that he changed his mind and when she asked what was wrong he said he told her “yo u don't smell too good, you might wanna go get checked” then got the fuck from outta there (LOL)…that had to have been hell embarrassing for the chic….
CTFU
Any woman who claims not to know her coochie smells foul is full of shit! You can smell yourself way before someone else can.
If she doesn't know because that's her normal smell, you have an even bigger problem.
Either way, do not pass go. Proceed to the nearest exit!
STILL dying laughing at “fishy woo woo,”…Really? never heard of woo woo to describe the vagina, but my gosh did the term tickle me so! I needed that laugh
You definitely can smell yourself before anyone else can, but maybe i am just very big on smell/ major germophobe. I know i hate when someone's breathe, hair, pits, private parts, etc. are killing my nose hairs, so i def. make sure that my situation is Right and Tight!
OH yeah, THAT PIC IS REEKING(sp) OF TRAGEDY! Great post, but not a good pic! yikes! looks like an unfortunate fatality happened to a minor!
That pic is disturbing on so many levels that i can't even begin. Fishy smelling pussy is a bad thing. Let's get that straight out the gate. But…in all aspects of our lives we need to decide to live life gracefully and respect other folks feelings. No matter what the situation. We as men need to find ways to discuss things in a gentlemanly fashion. At least this way we are always able to stand on some sort of solid ground. Brothers, if you are unfortunate enough to encounter a woman who's hygiene is less than stellar you are obligated to stop the situation and get it dealt with. There is no reason for an adult, wheater male or female to be walking around with a stank ass. Let alone trying to get your fuck on. Please.
UGH!!! a dirty kitty box, who wants play in that????????
i def agree….if you can have sex with someone, then you need to be able to tell them that something's not crackin with their nether regions. and that goes for both men and women. and trust, a woman knows if things ain't smelling right. any woman who says different is a LIAR!
OK if she smells like trout AFTER the shower then there is something wrong internally. Maybe her fallopian tubes are rotten or maybe her eggs are scrambled!! She needs to go to the doctor ASAP!! Sex should be the last thing on her mind! STANKIE!
A symptom of bacterial vaginosis is a fishy vag. It's a really common problem (kind of like a yeast infection when the regular bacteria down there get out of control.) I think a lot of women think their vaginal oder is nasty and to be avoided, it's intimated by our mothers and perfume sprays you see at the drugstore. So when it's nasty they think it's because their vag is nasty, not because it's a real disease!
I usually love the way my vagina smells, if it's nasty I feel gross until it's back to normal. I feel gross every day throughout my period too.
Ok I am a female and I am going to put it to the point. True, we can smell it, but you have to realize something. Most of the time we get that smell from most of the guys who we think are being faithful and go sleep with other females. Most men do not know that when they are sleeping around that is how it is past MOST OF THE TIME. Other times it is from using soaps that have the dye and perfumes in them which makes women hormones out of whack! MOST OF THE TIME. Also, don't forget the men washing with soap like BODYWASH has the same effect. Women also can get that smell from not drinking enough water and getting an (UTI) urinary tract infection. SO, the next a guy wants to say that stinks make sure you know why? I am 29 yrs old and I have had it a couple times, but that is because I thought I had a faithful man. That was BULLSHIT! Plus I made sure I did not have any other diseases since he was sleeping around.
No. I don't think so honey, wrap it up some time! My dad always told me not to blame anyone else for anything I'm going thru in my life and I want to pass that knowledge along to you in response to it being a cheating mans fault “MOST OF THE TIME” your privates go public. Again, bacteria vaginosis is common and you don't have to blame anyone for it…now, if he is making your virginia into a breeding ground for disease…whole 'nother topic. Get your sexual intellectual game up!
Say that!!
I Think The Number One Cause Of A Fishy Woo Woo Is A Female Not Knowing Her Body And How To Take Care Of It. That Includes But Not Limited To Her Sex Partner(s), Proper Cleaning During/After Her Cycle, Underwhere Care, STD'S, Etc. Now Although I'am Only 24 Years Old I Have Heard Some Terriable Stories About A Foul Smelling Pun Pun. For One Ladies You Need To Wise Up And Give Your Sex Partner(s) The 3rd Degree If Yall Gone Be F@%kin Bare Back. STD's Are Real And Your Not Extempt From Getting Or Spreading One. Two When You Are On Your Cycle You Need To Read The Directions On The Tampon Box Till You Know That It Is Not Koo To Walk Around Work All Day With The Same Tampon You Out In Early Morning Before You Left The House. Now I Know That Alot Of You Think That You Have To Douche All MOnth Long To Get Rid Of Odor. That Is The Worst Thing You Could Ever Want To Do To Yourself. It Dries You Out And Your Actually Pushing Bacteria Futher Back Into You. Umm Shower Daily And Change Your Draws………
Plz Take Hieve To This Vital Information I'm Bout To Drop On Yall. Go Get Yo Azz A Pen And Piece Of Paper To Write This Ish Down. Neutrogena® Rainbath® Shower & Bath Gel Original. This Ish Is St8 Pussy Magic. They Sell This Target, Wal Greens And Costco. You Will Also Need To Buy Some Norforms (Suppositories), You Can Buy These At Just About Any Drugstore. These Two Products Right Here Will Do You And Mate Some Good. I Know Alot Of You May Already Know About This But For Those Of You That Dont You Need To Try It. But B4 Trying This You Should Go To Your Doctor To Make Sure You Dont Have Any S.T.D'S Or Bacterial Vaginosis.
Well, Xilla, I am fortunate to not have a guy tell me that I smell foul down there. But I will co-sign with the rest of the readers and say that it could be a bigger issue as to working out at the gym that makes her punanny stink. It could be bacterial vaginosis, it could be a yeast infection. She should definitely get that checked out and talk to her GYN about that because all the douching and FDS in the world can not get rid of that.
Hey xilla been a minute, The worst thing is to be standing next to another grown lady and smell it through her pants lol! just had to say that because it has happened. I beileve most of these nasty men wont even tell the woman and will continue with it any way gross!!!
Ewww. Regardless of how you got the smell the point is you smell and you knew you smelled before you cracked open your legs to let pepe le pew out the cage.
Take 5 if you smell. That shit is embaressing and i will laugh at someone who has a problem. Everyone has thier off days but you know when you take that morning piss that something is off. No need to share the “wealth” keep that to yourself and get that rx filled.
all u have to do is let the person know without being rude to take a shower or freshen up, it might be embarrassing for the person but its better to be told that by someone they care about or love, as opposed to a complete stranger that their stuff stinks…it's tru that no woman can say they're perfect and they're stuff don't eva stink, and if they tell a bold faced lie and say it don't….they are lying to ya, it happens to every woman around that time of the month, during that period (no pun intended) and like u mentioned after a day at the gym, sumtimes if they have sex and dont wash it out, etc. it's nothing to be ashamed of cuz it happens to all women, but to take precautions i suggest a woman take cleasning wipes with her in the purse, or w/e it's discret, u can go and freshen up before u meet up for a session…i would not suggest a woman take a douce (i think thats how it is spelled) b/c it is not good for your hygiene…if nothing works and i say that it smells everytime, even if u wash it out, add spray, etc. it could be a sign of a bacterical disease or something more serious so u might want to hit up that OBGYN
But on that same tip, men stink down there too, and then expect for a woman to go down on them, so the same goes for men, yes yall stink just as much as women in that department…its just that for u all, ur equipment is on the outside so you can get to it better, for us women we have to dig deeper to cleanse and when it stinks for men it's most likely they had sum p***y or peed before they got down to the business
well as a women i know sometimes it could get a lil bit less appealing. but some chicks stuff is just terrible. and i know thry be smelling the shit. we smell it before anyone else. so i think they be in denial bout the funky cooch. i have never had it so bad to the point where a man wouldn't go down and taste my honey pot. I say to the women and wanna be women wash ya ass ,do ya wipe and smell test and if ya wincing up and tears start flowing, SHAME ON YOU. CAUSE IF U SMELL IT EVERYONE ELSE CANN TOO!! NEW NAME FA IT “FUNKYPISSSYRAGGEDYSTANKADOCIOUSPUSSY”.