Designer Vaginas – The Quest For Good P*ssy

Posted in Rated Grown Up, Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals on Oct 08, 2008

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Everybody wants good p*ssy. Men want to stick it, women want to get it. Women want good p*ssy so much that they are getting cosmetic surgery to achieve it their goal. ‘Operations to make the external appearance more “attractive” and reshaping the vagina to counter laxity after childbirth.’ I think that’s a bit extreme when all you have to do are a few simple exercises to get it tighter. So, for all the ladies who want to know exactly what good vagina is, I’m going to break it down for you.

Good P*ssy is visually pleasing, has a mouth watering aroma, and feels great. I know some women who know how to work it, but don’t have good p*ssy. So if you’ve been wondering what is good p*ssy, let me break it down for you.

Visually pleasing – Although we sometimes call sex bumping uglies there are a few vaginas that are down right beautiful. I know a girl who has the Lauren London of coochies. It’s so pretty, her lips are perfect, not too big not too small, and her clitoris sits on top of her vagina like the queen of Egypt on her throne. Some ladies know this and they are getting labioplasty to make their lips smaller in an effort to make it more attractive. I like nice sized lips because I can put them in my mouth and lick them. A good looking vagina is Kodak picture perfect.

The Aroma – Good coochie does not smell like water, it has a scent so amazing that you want to wear it on your face. If your water smell like coochie then you need to call your water company. I wrote a smell guide you can read by clicking here and it shouldn’t smell like flowers or fruit. I mean body sprays are cool and all but if you truly possess good vagina you don’t need anything to cover the smell of it. If any of you worked in a office before you know there are some funky women in the world. Stay fresh and you’re on your way to achieving good coochie.

It Feels Good – The best part of good p*ssy is that it feels absolutely amazing. As soon as you stick it in, you can feel the warmth of her insides, the wetness of her hole, and the walls tend to massage a man’s shaft. She doesn’t have to know how to work it, because it’s more about the feeling than what she can do with it. Now, most women get wet, but some get too wet and others don’t get wet enough. There is a preferred level of wetness. Now this has nothing to do making a woman squirt, that’s a whole other blog.


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  • 404
    If you make it.......they will come........the physician i work for does surgeries such as the type you've mentioned and I will say, they are not cheap and somethimes the recovery is more painful and unattractive than the pussy was to begin with.
  • ANuJS
    How wet is too wet? Please explain.
  • Too wet I mean its like if you're putting oil on something you can putt too much oil on something... like when you use KY Jelly I got to put a dime sized amount if i put the whole bottle on it won't be enjoyable for either one of us now would it. How wet do you get?
  • Punkin
    I've never heard a guy say that the pussy is too wet...sorry but NEVER. How wet is "too wet"?
  • Ess
    Cosmetic Surgery on the boonapenda.. Im sorry but this is just to freaking funny.

    Im good.
  • Boobapenda? I love it!! HHAHAHA It was funny to me too! I can't believe it
  • Reesethe
    I wanna know what you know about squirting Xilla? lol. That is a rare skill that most women do not have. I hate it sometimes but I have to deal with it. :)
  • I know how to make a girl squirt most women can do it. they just don't know how to trigger it. But I know how to unleash that trait in them.
  • Niya
    How
  • high?
  • almondbrn973
    you'll know it's good when you feel the ridges of the inside of her vajayjay, and it grips your penis so well ,that it feels as though it's manually massaging ya sausage. it can never be too wet....the wetter the better
  • Nah some women get too wet! Don't believe me put a bottle of KY on during sex and tell me if it feels good to you? I
  • Niya
    Xilla I have a real problem. I have been celibate for the last year and now I'm ready to get back out there. I am one of thosw women who squirt because it feels so ggod. The problem is once I get started there is no stopping. At the end of it all I am usually week and just lay there with no fight left and my ex would just let me have it at that point. I am afraid that I will scare my next lover off or have him so turned on by what he sees or feels that he ends up doing me some real damage. Please give me real honest answer.
  • baby email me we'll talk
  • Niya
    Which email, I'll send u my number, we can talk.
  • click contact and send it there
  • ANuJS
    E-mails w/promises of possible pu$$y bring return e-mails? Now y didn't I think of this? SMCH!
  • I don't want to toot my own horn, but Toot Toot muf*ckrs lol. Surgery is for loosers lol.
    PBFE if u don't believe me ;)
  • PBFE pussy breathe females eating! WORD!!!
  • Nope, tht's not what it mean Xilla lol. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the meaning of PBFE lmao.
  • ANuJS
    He must not have seen your blog or read our twats...I mean twits. We are strictly dickly, right? There is no pussy eating females at our homes!
  • LMAO at "twats" lol. But I concur...no pu$$t eatin females in our organization. PBFE is what they call us ;)
  • VIChick
    Xilla you will never figure it out, so just give it up. PBFE fo life!!! We deal with dicks not tricks. LOL
  • Niya
    Ness you are funny. Sorry Xilla, my Boss came in for an impromptu chat. It's funny to see a guys expression when he is caught off guard. He doesn't know if to pulll out to watch or push in to nut. LOL. I feel really naughty talking like this. I am so sorry for the next guy. Xilla give me a few. I am going to create a new email account just for you.
  • I hope me being funny is a good thing. lol
  • Killa
    Naw Son... No one can get that close to my cookie with a sharp object...EVER!!
  • Im with you. I had to get a C-section and quite frankly that was still too close
  • anonymous
    xilla you need to be selling this. People should have to pay just to hear your thoughts. You have a beautiful mind.
  • Is there anything wrong with being too tight?
  • sometimes yeah lol.
    I hear guys saying how annoying it is sometimes when the can't get in lol and then she becomes the "ouch" girl and can't handle taking it.
  • anonymous
    @ ness what's up with the whole ky thing?
  • what u mean anon? ky for too tight puns? IDK I heard that still does nothing. but I'm not a dude, I just act like one lol.
  • ANuJS
    That's y ur PBFE!!!! LOL!!
  • Killa
    That's what I've heard too...but that's why they have jelly (but Xilla says don't use too much lol)
  • anonymous
    but is it for lube. b/c i've never had that problem. that's why i asked. I don't have a problem staying wet for long periods of time.
  • i am such an ouch girl sometimes... :( even i think its annoying. But i can't help it. If i don't do anything for 3 days im a virgin again
  • damn.
    I get the opposite. I hardly say ouch or run and so they usually want me to 'play' that role sometimes to make them feel like I 'can't' take it. So I add an extra yell or scream and that usually does the trick. lol
  • I mean once its finally in im good but getting it there is requires a pussy surgeon. I wish I was as open as half the people I see on the site. Even when posting my anon story i was like can i say that... lol.
  • almondbrn973
    i jus wanna say, that your tightness would be well appreciated in my world. ain't nothing like a snatch with the kung-fu grip. that's what gives a brotha such as myself...staying power. the way it smell, taste and feel
  • Tx_Virgo
    Xilla I'm new to the site, but I have a few questions of my own. Mizz Juicy I'm with u, I hear that all the time. Followed by the "oh it's soooooooooo warm"!!!!!!! I can find someone to last longer than 10 mins!!!!!!! Then they tell me, oh it feels so good I couldn't help myself. SO WHAT IS A GIRL TO DO?????????
  • Thats bull!!! we just say that so we won't look bad. Its very rare that a females will make a man cum!
  • Xilla be nice, she's new to your world. And she's in the crazies conference room today lol.
    Ten mins is kinda short lol. I would be pissed w/ those lame minute men lmao
  • BayBunny
    Sweetie, what do you mean "Its very rare that a females will make a man cum!" ? Im confused....please advise
  • wow 10 mins is......quick pumper LOL.
  • VIChick
    Girl I had a guy who I was seeing and the first time we had sex the dude came in less than 5 min. I am a sport and said I would give him another try and he lasted a lil longer. 5 additional min. I was like WOW. Made up all kinds of excuses. Sad !!!!
  • Tx_Virgo
    That is what I was thinking but damn how many do I have to go thru!!!!!!!!
  • u shouldn't have to go through any. tell the dudes str8t up like "yo' u need to bust that 1st nut b4 u get here b/c I'm just that damn good". Simple and to the point. If not then u just might have to give top to get that first nut out and then hopefully they can last longer than 30 mins lol
  • And thas why you have to pray first
  • VIChick
    I have pussy power, I give that shit when I want to give that shit. I am tight, but not too tight. I love to hear when a nigga gets in there and they have a relief mood, like oh shit this is where I needed to be. I operate with a man the way my pussy wants to operate. If she likes what she sees the wetness just flows. If that nigga is wack you can spit on her and she still won't get juicy. Just had to share. You know how PBFE do!!!!
  • Same w/ me!! :) Damn, PBFE in the f*ckn house!!!
  • ANuJS
    Me, 3! I co-sign completely. All women have this power. She's as wet as she wants to be. She supposed to be tight so the head can pop in with some resistance. Then it loosens up and just wraps around her friend perfectly. I no what you mean, my girl won't get wet if she's not into it and KY will just annoy...b/c it's not the real thing. I also like my girl 2 be kinda juicy...so juicy it lubricates....I'll be quiet now.
  • Tx_Virgo
    Ness, I feel u believe me I'm a closet freak!!!!! lol I require a lot before I cum and I have only found one dude that did it for me. He was killed about 3yrs ago, I have a sperm donor but he isn't even worth the time. I use to help him bust the first one and then he would only last about 20 mins for the next one and I was still assed out!!!!!! I have tried 3 other dude and two of them are the same, they claim it doesn't happen with "other girls". I am just FRUSTRATED LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!
  • ANuJS
    Here's what you do...bottle it up and sell it. The shit will make you rich. By the way, I'm hiring at SSS. (lol)
  • U want me to recommend a heavy hitter?
  • The thing is, is many females don't take care of their vaginas like they do their hair and nails. They always screaming I need 10 inches or bigger. The vagina, although made to carry and birth children, is not made for dicks like baby legs.

    For one, hygiene is key.

    Second, not using over the counter products to the extent that you damage the natural balance of the vagina (which will produce malodorous scents.

    Third, know your vagina's limitations. With anything that is stretched there should be a period of healing.

    If your vagina needs 10 or better, your pussy is about done. You have to always fuck wit nuccas with dicks that big. That is not good in a world of average men who have average dicks. THEY will be the ones to get that pussy, then tell their boys you ruined. (or RUNT)
  • I agree. I may not trim the hedges all the time but Delilah is very well taken care of. My friends made fun of me b/c i had never douched before. I don't know what its for, i never had a smell problem or a "baking" problem. Haven't had any complaints. With that at least
  • I don't agree. You make some ok points but when I (Ness) say baby leg I mean in thickness. Length is still good but I dont think I've ever had ten inches hard. I luv big d*ck men and I f*ck w/ average dick (currently) (average meaning nice thickness and length).
    My kitty is unique within it's self. Andshe's far from being done. I'm not a porn start...those pu$$y's r done. The average female pu$$, has it's limitations granted but unless a female is taking it 5 times a day by 5 diff dudes who r mandingo's, then her sh*t is done. I doubt tht's the case w/ the average female unless she's a bunny.

    PBFE ladies!
  • just_passin_by
    It will be a cold day in HELL when I let somebody perform surgery on my p*ssy! I love her just the way she is. Never had any complaints and she gives me so much pleasure, so why mistreat her that way?
  • ANuJS
    LMAO! Love it, she doesn't deserve the mistreatment of a knife.
  • Tx_Virgo
    Ness I may need that, I can count on one hand how many orgasms I have had. Not a good look for someone who is 29!!!!!! I don't think I ask for too much I don't want a man that is 10 inches(tho it would be nice) lol, I'm just looking for a man that can hang. I'm so tired of getting the short end of the stick.
  • No prob, let me know if u need that cuz I know some dudes that will have u up into the early morning.
    See the problem is, yeah pu$$y feels good but dudes gotta get their mind right. Think about something else while in the pu$$ besides the fact that if feels so good that u want to bust. Tht's the 1st rule of f*cking and I'm not even a man lol.
    I mean damn a nucca's reputation is on the line, how r they going out like that (str8t whack).
  • I absolutely love you...you sizzing hot mess omfg lmao
  • toosexy
    I have always been told I had that good pussy, and I know it every nigga that got a chance was my man. but anyhow I agree with taking care of it, not using to many over the counter stuff, that is soo true, and not having sex all the time, I agree with who ever said that. I agree with blogxilla on that getting to wet, I can get really wet, (real freaky night) but i noticed that the feeling is not the same when your just right not tooo wet but wet enough, def. can't do the dry thing, coochie gotta be tight or firm around the dick, and you gotta give it back can't be no lifeless screw. I am a closet freak with my man also i like all kinda freaky stuff and it all ties in together.
  • toosexy
    one more thang i don't like that long sex, maybe occasionally but multiple times yes, but all that long long sex. nah.
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