Take One For The Team – How You Ended Up With The Ugly Friend

Posted in Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals on Oct 06, 2008

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Imagine waking up next to someone who had the nose of Jay-Z, hair like Brandy, and mouth like the Crypt Keeper and knowing exactly how you got there. You willingly dealt with an ugly person just so your friend can have their way with the extremely attractive friend. It’s called “taking one for the team.”

We’ve all done it before and we really don’t mind. Nothing is forcing us to share our bed with the ugly friend but what bothers me is when the ugly friend does not know you’re only entertaining their conversation so your friend can close the deal with their friend.

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  • VIChick
    Ok what the hell kind of post is this suppose to be? All I gotta say is the logic is right.... a man would sleep with anybody.

    And that's all I gotta say.( walking away like George Jefferson)
  • Ess
    SMH..its sad that this is even a topic. I dont like this at all.

    But riddle me this.. While your thinking you're taking one for the team..How do you know she aint doing the same?
    Im just saying..IMO you are who you sleep with... So if you say youre taking one for the team...by sleeping with the ugly chick... Well sorry to tell ya... but you must be ugly yourself. Physically and MENTALLY!
  • So y'all are going to sit here and tell me you ain't never find yourself on a double date with a dude who wasn't up to par? Simply becuase yall stopped at a diner with some dude your friend met? So you entertain the conversation?

    But like Man Eater said a man would sleep with just about anything.
  • ANuJS
    Once the lights go out, it's all the same? Just aim for the pink hole? I'm disappointed Xilla!
  • VIChick
    I have been out on a double where I had the better looking guy and my friend tagged along and got the scattered features guy. The whole night she NEVER talked to him. Plus nigga was broke as Gary Coleman. She was so mad at me. LOl, but honestly I didnt know.
  • yes
    lmao@scattered features
  • ANuJS
    @Ess....exactly!!!!!! U r who u sleep with LMAO! Just like u r who u eat!!!! LMAO!
  • ANuJS
    If your stuck with the ugly friend, what's that mean? That means that your dude is the one getting the super model. Therefore if youre stuck talking with the ugly one doesn't that make you the ugly one too? I'm just saying......
  • Ttime
    This post has me completely confused....I literally have no idea how to even begin to try to comprehend it. Maybe I am the only one, but I have never heard of this and who.....oh hell forget it, I am just confused dammit!
  • J. Lewis
    Damn, that must mean I'm ugly. I been taking one for the team my whole life, smh
  • VIChick
    Yea homey you the ugly one in the friendship.
  • ANuJS
    @Meat eater... what do chicks say to each other when we sleep with an unattractive guy? We ask how much money that n***** had, what kind a car he had, where he work, or what he was working with b/c it had to be another reason.We don't simply take one for the team. Right? J/K J/K J/K J/K JK J/K J/K J/K I kid, I kid (wink)
  • VIChick
    If he ugly dude has to have something going on for him. I just can't sleep with a man with scattered features. lol
  • ANuJS
    Exactly. Enough said. LMAO
  • Princess0889
    "Scattered features"
    This is too funny but can't say I don't argee
  • J. Lewis
    Thanks for the co-sign lol but honestly I've never really been asked to go out on a double date but a few times and even then I didn't sleep with them. With my friends if we sleep with an unattractive chick we call that "taking one for the team" even if they don't know that person.
  • VIChick
    Why you picked a pic with a light skin and a dark skin girl? What you tryna say? And which one suppose to be better looking?
  • Killa
    Oh Lord...here we go...
  • ANuJS
    Dammit BE STRONG! I thought we were boycotting! (U no!) U're already back. Ooops, I'm here too! *quietly tiptoeing out
  • Killa
    Huh?
  • VIChick
    Lol i know but I need to express myself. (Sobbing in the corner)
  • ANuJS
    I just started laughing out loud and everybody is asking what is so funny. FUNNY SHIT!!!! Express yourself then, I got your back!!! No more tears tho!!
  • VIChick
    LOL thanks girl at least someone is in my corner. *drying my tears*
  • ANuJS
    I'm here. *patting ur back
  • the two of y'all are crazy! ALMOST insane!
  • VIChick
    LOL I would take that as a compliment.
  • Reesethe
    I know exactly what you mean. My best friend asked me to do a favor for her because she didn't want to go out with this dude she met alone and she told me he had a "cute" (loose term) and I went on a blind date with the guy. Her "friend" was fine as hell but his homie was dusty, ugly, and arrogant. And on top of that he had a nervous tick so he was ticking the whole time we were at the movies. It was the worst double date I ever had in my life. At the end of the night he kept trying to get my number and I kept saying I was cool. He got so mad that he couldn't stop ticking and his homie had to drive us home. Never again. I'm wit you Xilla!
  • Princess0889
    My besties and I figured out that when we try to do stuff like this it doesn't work at all. Especially not with me I am cute (bragging) and I have a big mouth. So when one of my friends tried this when I seen the nigga I was suppose to be with I said, "I will pick you up later cause that dude ain't even an option", right as they got close to my car.
  • I'm not taking one for the team... we are NOT a team lol.
    I was in a sitaution where I just go outta a relationship and my bff and her boyfriend wanted to chill and deicded to bring one of his boys along. From the gate he thought he was hot (not). He tried to brag about wht he had asking if I knew how to drive b/c he might need me to drive his benz l8tr tht nite (puhaha) I looked at him & ignored him. We went out to eat, I wasn't all that hungry so I got a chicken quesadilla and a juice. He paid and we all left. We go back to the car & he says "you should come back to bklyn 2nite". I looked at him & said "nope I'm good I have things to do tmrw". He said "I'll take you home in the morning". My home girl and her bf got quiet b/c they know I'll tell it like it is. So I said "what makes u think ur taking me home to f*ck?! b/c u paid for my quesadilla, I'll give u back ur $8 plus tip broh! Now take me home. Don't u know this mofo tried to sneak on the highwy going to bklyn, I FLIPPED and made him bust the u-turn and took me to my borough!
    We got to my block and he wanted to walk me upstairs...I declined and my homegirl walked me...we laughed and clowned him and when I spoke to her boyfriend & her a few days later we all had a good laugh. We still do till this day lol.
  • dOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE A BAD FRIEND?
  • Nah...I'm a good friend :) Just don't expect me to be nice to some dude especially if he's not worth being nice to. I have standards ya dig ;) she knows that.
    Besides, its' not her fault...most of the guys who tag along sometimes think that the girlfriend of their boys girl is desperate (when we're not) so they think we'll do something strange for some change and f*ck for a buck b/c there are some females out there that'll open their legs for a happy mean and a bag of smoke lol
  • Hell no, I'm not taking one for the team, just because my friend was lonely and what not and wanted to double date. Been there done that! I know I'm not ugly, but somehow my friend managed to fix me up with the dude's friend without either a) screening him or b) going by what he said to her about his friend/cousin, etc.

    I have stories for days about those blind date disasters! I don't recommend blind dates at all.
  • no blind dates w/o an emergency bail out plan lmao..lol
    like if I get there and he's not wht u said he is, then I'm gonna make up an emergency bail out plan either by a fake text or a fake call and I'm out! lol
  • Shayna'
    ill only take one for the team if my homegirl decides to go on a date w. dude and dude decide to bring a friend.
    ill b nice (maybe) but if he's ugly & being brave and wana try shit he's gettin shot down ASAP.
    im only doing it for her cuz she's done it for me.
    but i guess you should give it a chance, at least go w. an open mind.
    i started dating this dude who i had met when i went on a blind date w. my bestest.
    started off w. a huge attitude prolly becuz heffa aint tell me they was coming until we got to the theater smh. i was dumb rude, he made a move, i fronted; shot him down asap. dude didnt give up, persistant . dated for 6 months, didnt work but close friends to this day.
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