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How To Be The Other Man
Posted in Life, Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals on 03. Oct, 2008
There was a part of my life where I continuously played the position of the other man. When you’re knowingly the other dude there are a few things that you MUST do if you want to maintain a happy sex only relationship. The same can pretty much apply for females playing the other woman as well.
Shhh Be Quiet
When you’re with her and her phone rings, be quiet. If this other relationship is found out, she will always pick her man over the other dude regardless, if you’re better in bed, better with conversation or better at getting the plastic off of dvd cases. So, the last thing you want to do is make it known to her man that his chick is cheating on him.
Mainly because:
- the sex only relationship will stop.
- she might leave him for you, then you will have to do more than just have sex.
- if she cheated on him, she’ll cheat on you.
Strap Up
If she is cheating, chances are he is cheating as well. How else do you think she has so much time on her hands? You don’t want to risk catching the “Ron Mexico” and pissing out flames. One wrong dip and you can find yourself swimming in an ocean of him, her, her, and maybe even another him. (You saw trapped in the closet)
Leaving Nothing For CSI
Please remember to get all of your stuff before you leave. The last thing you want is for her man to start playing CSI and finding timberland boot prints on the carpet, hand prints on her booty, or even worst… 7th grade style hickies on her chest. Ladies, I don’t know why we do this but sometimes a light goes off in our head that says “I’m going to leave a mark on her body.” It’s a dumb idea I know, but us men have all done it before. Next thing you know you’re dipping like Theo was from Cliff on the Cosby show, when he got his ear pierced trying to hide a red mark on your body.
The L Word
We all know men are the new females. That’s why the last thing a man must do is use the L word. She doesn’t love you, you don’t love her so don’t even go into that territory. If she loved you, you wouldn’t be the other man, you would be the man. She likes you, probably loves the things you do to her, but she loves her man more. Using the L word is a chick move don’t do it in a sex only relationship.
Here a look at what my twitter friends call their side piece
THEflyGIRL – Nothing. I just text, snap, cum and leave.
baby_T – I call that n*gga my side dish and my man is the main course
riccash – …your girl on the side is ya side joint
mzvirgo – d*ck. lol
LuckyStarr – If I had a man on the side he would be my piece
EssAyKay – I dont know about the “side” business.. but if its just about one thing.. “Richard”..
Katchin05 – Sidejawn
Unlike u, I will share. U may have him for the rest of TONIGHT and I'll get the next 6-7-8-9 or maybe 10 days and u can have him again. Fair? Definitely!
LOL dam that aint fair, but its cool I'll just roll with Vick while you with Usher. No biggie!!! lol That tall drink of water yummmmmmmm.
Ditto. I totally co-sign with my girl, Meat Eater!!!! This is an outlet. I come to be silly and express my opinions and my desires. Where else can I share that I want to f*** the hell out of a Jamaican and nobody cares but here. It is what it is. This is for GROWN folks with GROWN folks business. Do u and while ur at it…bust a nut!
That's what I'm talking about girl!!!! At least someone agrees with the kid.
I don't believe in love. I feel like nowadays even though you might be in a relationship, it's more or less for companionship…..best friends who happen to have sex. You should always have options on the side because there will always be somebody that's better for you than the person you're with so why settle? Problem is….men wanna make the rules but don't wanna follow them.
“men wanna make the rules but don't wanna follow them.” My thought exactly. MEN!
Did u say VIck, now u know that he is OFF limits. Take Usher back, I'll watch the video but I “got it bad” for Vick. Sorry…..slowly taking a step back and letting u do u.
LOL take Usher back I dont want him anymore…OK I will take D'angelo in the “Untitled” video. That man boils my ovaltine. Back then…Pre crack….Pre fat! LOL
I swear that I thought that there have only been a cpl of SEXY videos. When I saw trading plcs I went back to untitled. The video that had u sitting close to the screen beggin God to let that camera go farther down. Okay, I will gladly take Usher back. I KNOW I can handle them both. It must be my birthday!
Girl I am listening to D'angelo as we speak, this man was so dam sexy. Girl I had that video and I prayed that the camera would go down. Lawd. But girl i know u could handle both of them. Tigeress!!!!
Xilla, whats the difference between a sexual intellectual and an unpaid whore?? I'm just sayin…
you will always find somebody better for you if your in a realtionship why ya looking? and also do you suposse to dyke hop until you get old and nobody wants you. after 37-40 u can forget about getting a husband really. all the old man marry young women… it's not judge it's the state of this world and why young girls run wild becuase we older women think it's okay to sleep around becuase men do it. but not knowing men sleep with women. so if women stop sleeping around men would to. there would be nobody for them to sleep with unless there gay.
i call her rhinocerous ass.
that ass run wild.
and its big too.
i go to walgreens and waste one bottle of baby oil on her big ass all the time.
my pinky loves her pink ass hole.
Pinky meet the other Pinky
When the coochies good all we doin is eating egg rolls and chinese food. She can jack off next to me watchin a porn. Thats my coochie and she knows it. I eat it lovely dovely.
The only place she going is to drop off some movies we rented and back to her moms house for more clothes.
When she come back its drippin down her leg so much she anticapating another pie eating contest.
Now I have a rash on my upper lip and it looks like I've been eating cherry icey all day. Dammit
My puss aint goin ANYWHERE word to a newborn baby GAWD!
LOL….its cool. fellas (we) must know our place in that situation. just don't catch feelings and don't make yourself so available.
i must admit its a dirty feeling…but it kinda gives you a rush. just to know that somebody else's girl/guy can't lay that pipe like you are. therefore, you mission is to lay da pipe…no feelings…and keep it moving.
my motto….”fun wit me…done with me”
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