I CAME TO THE PRISON TO GIVE YOU A CONGENIAL VISIT AND YOU TOLD ME YOU WEREN'T IN THE MOOD.

I'LL STAB A NIGGA OVER SOME CHOCOLATE ON THAT TIME OF THE MONTH..

HERE'S A FEW MORE…..

….CUZ….

A JERRI CURL AND S-CURL ARE THE SAME DAMN THING….

I DID A BID WIT YOU AZZ AND YOU CAME HOME WIT JELLY ON YO BALLS.

1.I Because my friend sent me a video of you dropping it like it's hot on Youtube

2.Because Your best friend knows how to give a good tongue spanking better than you

3.Because your ass used my tooth brush and you have bleeding gums

4.Because it was that time of the month an your ass ate my damn snickers bar,you bastid!

TODAY IS FRIDAY AND MY “LIST” IS HERE….SO FEEL FREE TO ADD TO IT.

“I DUMPPED YO AZZ CUZ………

1. YOU ASKED FOR YOUR CHANGE WHEN I CAME BACK FROM THE STORE.

2. YOU OPENED MY REFRIGERATOR WITH OUT ASKING.

3. YOUR TIMBS ARE SO OLD THE TREE ON THE SIDE WAS A STUMP.

4. CUZ YOU STILL ROCKIN' AN 1985 GOLD TOOTH.

5. YOU USED MY WASH CLOTH TO WIPE YOUR DICK OFF.

6. YOU DRANK THE LAST OF MY RED KOOLAID.

7. YOU TOOK MY LAST TWO TYLENOL PM'S

8. YOU ASKED ME WHY I WAS DRINKING SHOTS OF PATRON SO EARLY IN THE MORNING.

9. YOU KNOCKED ON MY DOOR WHILE I BUSY “JUGGLING” BALLS IN MY MOUTH.

10. I KEPT HEARING A LIGHTER FLICKING IN MY BATHROOM.

11. YOUR BALLS ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK.

12. YOU DIDN'T PICK UP ON THE FIRST RING.

13. THE COLD SORE ON YOUR LIP.

14. YOU FORGOT YOUR MONEY AT HOME.

15. I TOLD YOU TO TAKE A SHIT BEFORE YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE.

16. TAKE TWO PUFFS AND PASS NIGGA…NOT THREE.