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FIRST OFF.....MAKE SURE YOUR NAILS ARE CUT AND CLEAN

2. HANDS WASHED

3. APPLY LOTION

4. THEN MOVE TOWARDS MY COOCHIE

5. DO NOT POKE YOUR INDEX FINGER IN SIDE MY PUSSY OR YOU WILL FEEL SOMETHING HARD COME ACROSS YOUR MOUTH AND LEAVING IT SWOLLEN FOR 4 HOURS.

6. MAKE SURE YOUR TEETH IS BRUSHED AND FREE OF ALL THAT BEEF AND BROCCOLI YOU HAD FOR LUNCH.

7. DON'T SLOB ALL OVER MY MOUTH CUZ I WILL PUSH ALL YOUR SLOB BACK INTO YOUR MOUTH AND MAKE YOU SWALLOW THE SHIT YOURSELF.

8. IF YOU GOT A SMALL DICK AND YOU KNOW THE SHIT IS SMALL FEEL FREE TO PLACE THE "PITTY SEX" MONEY ON MY NIGHTSTAND AND LEAVE WITH OUT TALKING TO ME.

9. WHILE YOU PENIS IS INSIDE OF MY PUSSY DO NOT ASK ME JACK SHIT....JUST FUCK THE HELL OUT OF ME...PERIOD!

10. XILLA...HOLLA AT ME MAN! LMAO!

Nails!!!!...shiver me timbers.

lol i remember an episode of strong medicine and a woman kept coming into the er with a yeast infection. The doctor gives her a plant and the boyfriend storms in demanding who is giving his girlfriend flowers, he waved his hand and the male nurse realized it smelled like vanilla. The boyfriend was a baker...

And wash the balls too!! LOL

I agree wash them hands and them balls.

I so strongly agree!! I hate when a ninja try to get all up in there and aint washed his hands, mouth, or his man area!! Please fellas (and a note to ladies) clean all areas before AND after the deed. It's only right!

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Jus when I thought I was alone...

LMAO!!! Thanx You Xilla!!!!!!!!

One more reason why YOU are the sexual intellectual!! Thank you, thank you!!

i always wash my hands.

i usually just go down there like its a pie eating contest.

i dont like funk rollercoasters when they go up my stomach when hitting from the back.

So please, wash the outside and inside in there, way up in, keep diggin, keep going, there u go!

Thanks ladies, and all the pretty girls can use my mouth anytime they want.

Let's do it on my car, or at a nursing home in front of old people. HOT!