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D*ck For A Day
Posted in Sexual Intellectuals on 29. Sep, 2008
I have a female friend who always talks about how easy it would be if she were a man. When she mentions this I always think to myself “you got it made because you’re a woman!” Now I know women don’t get treated as fairly as men, but women also get a lot of special treatment because they are women. I believe my friend is just delusion. Then an epiphany hit, I wondered what would a woman do if she had a penis for a day? So here are some questions for you:
What would you do if you had a penis for a day? Who would you do? Where would you go?
I love this queston!! My answer never changes!
Id find a chick to drop down to her knees and show me some gratitude.. after I came..and she has blown bubbles with my skeet skeet.. Id dick slap her on the right chick, left chick.. chin.. then forhead.. There she's been blessed. *medidation*
Wow if I had a penis for a day I would find the baddest bitches I could find and fuck them silly. I would want head, just to see what men feel when their getting it. Then on the 22nd hour i would just beat my meat and sleep with it in my hands. And have good dreams
amen..be like Chris Rock “smack her wit a dick, smack her wit a dick!” LMAO!
See I like you! You're a wild girl!! lol
Um – I got four words for you I GOT A PENIS! Man oh Man, I would spend half the day watching, touching and making that bad boy react. What an intriguing piece of machinery. So what as a woman I can have babies – this thing is wayyy more fun. (Channelling The Nutty Profession) SPANDEX! I WANT SPANDEX! I want to put in in some boxers, some boxer/briefs. I want to hunch the bed with it, I want to stand around and grip it – I am drinking a gallon of water so I can piss all over the place – after blowing half the damn day fascinated with my dick, I would then go out and mingle with the ladies. I want to see exactly what possess a woman to just drop the drawers and ride the pony. I know that most of us have equakequake fault deep denial about our issues – but I would love to see it through a man's eyes – cause I got a sneaky suspicion, he got our number, lol
I have read all of the comments thus far and have come up with a revelation!!!! If we as women would do all this, bang a gang of women…get head when possible, how can we blame men for doing the things that they do…they're fascinated by the D too…lol
You gotta blame them because we only have 24 hours with it so fuck all the niceties, they have a lifetime. They should be able to control those urges by now
Well I would probly spend all day trying to get a girl to fuck me, lol!
And, would I be a guy or just me with a dick? Cause if I was a hot guy I'd try to get with some hot gay guys. But at the end of the day I think I'd miss my pussy!
hm… Id just find R Kelly.. and pee on his daughters.
I'd go to the gay club and find a man to ravage!!! I love men!
Is it just me or is everyone ABUSING the dick?! lol I am sensing some anger issues against the dick lol
I'd have a dick for the day, you know….. but oh hell no I don't want to have a dick (as in a part of my anatomy) like that for the day – nah!
I might piss my name on the sidewalk….then do all that other stuff the others described…definitely want to know the difference between good and bad pu$$y…and what head feels like
I would pee, all day long. In every outdoor location. I hate having to hold that ish cuz I don't wanna squat in a corner!
If I Had A Dick I'd Prolly Be Trynna Fuck Myself!!!!!!!!! LMBAO Yall Sick 4 This One!!!!