Sleep Or Sex

Posted in Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals on Sep 25, 2008

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Last year for my birthday I went to a strip club with my then girlfriend, Mel. I rushed her before we left the house, we did the d*mn thing, and then went to see some booty shaking. Leaving strip club around 4 in the morning my girl was really in the mood not to mention drunk out of her mind. She bent down and slobbed my member while I drove on I-85. When we got back to the house I was dead tired but I knew she wanted to have sex again, so we did. I thought a quickie would do, seeing as how we were together earlier in the day. Boy, was I wrong. After I was done I was out like a light, only to be awakened by her mouth on me and then her getting on top and riding away. She succeeded in waking me up, but I was not in the mood. She asked me if I was going to wake up and I said, “No, I’m staying sleep.” She climbed off me and rolled over; we broke up shortly after that.

I say all of that to say this, a lover’s decision whether to sleep or have sex is extremely important. Your relationship may very well depend on it.

So what do you do when you’re dead tired and you know your partner is not going to put you to bed J. Holiday style?

  1. Wait until morning – Ladies a great way to turn your man on is to wake him up early in the morning with some sex or some head. Morning wood is the best pipe I know how to lay.
  2. Peak Hours – When men have sex we tend to fall asleep while women are so aroused that they can’t fall back to sleep. Try to plan sex during the hours when she most energized.
  3. Toy Story – If a man can’t bring a woman to the mountain top then don’t rely on him. Break out your toy and finish yourself off. Most men know females rarely cum from penetration.

What do you do when your partner wants sex and you want to sleep?



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  • Damn homie!!! lol you should have fake sleep lol!!!

    usually i'm able to go for round two
    but if not, I chill for like two hours and see whats poppin when i wake up
  • I thought I was going to get head I would have woke up for head!! but sex!! nah i have to work in sex with head i can just lay there and get pleased!! I could have did that but I mean she had me rock she could have finished I was just going to sit there i was hard
  • ANuJS
    A.M is my absolute best. I feel like all my sensations are at their absolute peak. This is the VERY best. I think that morning wood is like STEEL....hard as hell, takes a bit longer to cum.

    BTW I love this pic...some of ur pix are questionable. Not this one.
  • I love the pic, except they look like they are cuddling...when we're done roll over please. to your side Thank you

    anyway I love it anytime and you can "tap me on my shoulder I 'll roll over"

    just don't let me wake up to you starting the show without me (sleep rape)
  • ANuJS
    What better way to wake up every now and then? At least ur included in the show. Starting and finishing w/o u is much worse.
  • LMAO i guess
  • We've gotta reach some sort of compromise. I wouldn't want to disregard his feelings when he's "ready" . So he'd better not disregard mine. Generally, we don't have a problem "waking" each other UP!
  • isn't wakin each other up the bomb? But how do you come to an agreement? What type of things do you do?
  • my man has a habit of waking me up at 2 in the morning with sex. i get up at 530. it gets on my damn nerves, cuz if i'm half sleep, i dont enjoy it as much.

    i try to kick off wipe me down sessions right when i get off work beacuse then i have plenty of energy to reciporcate, but he likes to end the night with it. end result: we've started saving our sessions for the weekend. at first it was murder, because i was used to us going at it any day, any time, but once i learned not to resent it, i learned to appreciate it. when we spend week nights just chillin, he blows my back out on the weekend, and it's extemely in depth. and when i do get it during the week, i appreciate the hell out of it. *sigh* life is good
  • So you don't like half sleep sex? But doing it when you're full of energy is cool but sometime we can't help it you get into bed and damn!! you be looking all sexy we are going to have to make a move.
  • lol, i can appreciate that, cuz that's exactly wut he says. he thinks im so cute when im asleep, and if my ass is facing him, its a wrap, he has to touch it. but if im dead asleep, it takes me a while to wake up and get into it, especially at 2 in da morning. but i will take first thing in the mornin. i love wakin up to sex before i have to go to work
  • Killa
    xilla I think dudes fall asleed after sex because they are conditioned. As young boys you jack you dick in the bed usually at night so you won't be interrupted, after you nut and clean up, you go to sleep. That's my theory anyways. man morning dick is the bizness!!!

    On a side note, the images you use for your posts are the illest very artistic, do you find them yourself or do people submit them to you?
  • I find them myself after searching for hours. I won't even start writing a post until i have the perfect picture and sometimes I get the idea from the picture. I have a bunch of pictures I just know are hot and i'm waiting to find a topic that they can go with
  • damn killa!! thats real what u wrote! lol
  • my FAVE topic...morning wood is def the bizness...hmm..I've worn out a boyfriend or two with my sex drive and its always frustrating because they dont participate enough when they're sleepy...so when i get the 'i'm bout to be knocked out vibe' and im horny, i usually pleasure myself until i get real 'ready', rub some of the love juice on his member and stroke a lil to wake him up then ride myself to the mountain top...he aint gotta participate or even be all that involved, but i will get mine...then im rolling over out of the wetspot, or im making an exit to my own crib (cuz I don't f*** at my house, in my bed...sorry!)
  • ahahahaha!!! i am with you there girl! sometimes i dont need all the rubbing and stroking. just lay there...i can handle the rest...
  • That's what I was thinking my shorty should have just kept doing her I wasn't going to stop her from riding me! I was hard!
  • kyas_mami
    U know what you may be on to sumthin here...
  • WOW!!! Sex and Sleep rate the same pretty much to me, but hell you can always catch some Z's...so fuck the dumb and get the booty..
  • kyas_mami
    That what the hell i'm talking bout... shit, you can sleep when your dead! LOL
  • Bun_ebombshell
    I guess I'm just a team player. I'll give in when he wants it and I don't. I might not do much work, but it's the thought that counts right???
  • When I'm tired I like my sleep...but if u know how to wake me up then I don't mind.... ;) if we're both tired, u don't have to wild out and go crzy, u can just lay in it... (I luv that feeling)...it's the best thing... he's hard inside of me...and he's making "himself" jump and move around inside of w/o thrusting and i'm squeezing my love muscle on his and we're both driving each other crzy, but the stimulating part is not thrusting...mmmmmmmmm.

    sorry I got side tracked.....lol.
  • 404
    I'll give him some head,............ sleepy, slobbering, shit all down on my chin and titties head..then he should be just as sleepy as me. = P



    ..........ROCK A BYE BABY...............lol
  • Mrz.Me
    If he wants sex and i want to sleep. I tell him to roll me over on my sideand take it, eventually i will wake up. And, if I am not wet enough use the lubricate on the side of the bed and then slide it in. If he is sleeping it's nothing like some good head from me or i will climb on top and ride him. it's nothing better then being woke up with some gd sex.
  • kyas_mami
    LMAO... not cus this is funny but because I'm living this shit rite now...
    My man HATES waking up in the morning... so the wakin him up wit head shit is a bust!
    And it PISSES ME OFF!!! why do i get so mad...i dunno.. I lOVE, I mean L-O-V-E sex ANYTIME especially in the mornin...
    But all i get is the cold shoulder... which is fucked up if u ask me cus he and his "friend" are on two different pages...
    I'll be down there strokin and givin him head, i feel him getting hard so i start to get excited and think i'm gonna get some, only to have him try and roll over or sum shit!! An i'm left drippin and pissed for the rest of the day...*SMMFH*
    *Sigh*
    Sorry I just had to get that off my chest...
  • ChucksFavorite
    OMG!!! I used to have this problem with my BF all the time!!! and the shit would piss me off!!! so, i just started leaving him alone and letting him sleep, and start waking him up with tha good good in the morning. then, it was like night and day!!! He LOVED it!!!! and now, he "wakes" me up!
  • erica
    when he's tired i usually give him head and get on top for like 5mins tops. and usually he's ready to take control after that. and when im tired (which is rare) i get it from the side. so it works out for us. but sometimes i want it, but i dont want it. im not the stay on top till he bust type of female, f'n w/ my bf i'd never come off. sooooooo sometimes we just end up sleeping.
  • VIChick
    Recently I was with my guy and I think at like 4-5am he was trying to wake me up to do the damn thing, but I was so sleepy I couldn't move. Plus I have to get up at 6am. I know he was mad, but hell i was tired. I remember one time I was with an old boo and we went out and when we got back to the house I feel asleep while he tried his best to sex me up. I was drunk. I think we started and I fell asleep during the groove. All I remember is that he was grinding me and saying something important ( I think it was something about getting back together) not sure was knocked out. He got mad as hell with me, till this day he doesn't speak to me. I still dont know what he said!!!! Sucks
  • what?
    LMAO!!! That shit was hill-arious!!! What'd he say girl???LOL
  • VIChick
    LMAO I had no idea what he said. Like i said nigga won't speak to me. I was tired as hell though. Once I get in the sleeping mode waking me up is dam near impossible
  • SexxyNay
    I Would Take That Ass To Sleep........... Umm Its Not A Booty Call Imma See You In The Morning And Days To Follow......... And If He Was Mad I'd Just Wake That Ass Up In The A.M With Some Good Ol' Head LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Bruh if she left then thats her prob u already knocked her off once and then got face in tha whip then a quickie...after that she still aint had enough? this can only mean one thing..she has whore potential so it was the bet thing for that to end vs you fallin in love then have her nympho ass cheatin on u bruh..Now i know peoples gon trip but IDGAF cause its real....Im sayin maybe next time if she want it all damn day she'll have since to buy u a viagra or somethin....but hell u don busted her off twice after that every negro know lil soldier need to rest up before returning to battle thats just a fact period point blank...Keep it G
  • VIChick
    LMAO. That is all I have to say
  • I prefer if my man lets me get some shut eye for a couple of hours and we can go at in the middle of the night...slip right in, sneeky bastard! but I love it regardless.
  • Kee
    Am I the ONLY ONE feeling some kinda of a way bout this picture?!?! DAMN Xilla...I'd love to be the one laying on dude in that position!
  • yes
    i thought that was two chicks at first until i saw the legs, y his hair all extra straight with a part in the side?
  • ionned
    I am a self-diagosed nympho. I want it 24/8! I don't care how I come by it, I want it. I have started many an argument about my man being too tired to deliver. I have to learn how to understand when my nucca is tired that that's it. But here is my argument - if I want to ride you to the wheels fall off and I can get your 'member' to stand at attention, then why not let me? I know I shouldn't take it personal that you chose sleep, but sometimes I do.

    p.s. - I don't tell too many people, but one of my fantasies involves some one TAKING it from me - kinda like a rape situtation without the violence (no analyzation needed, I'm really normal) so if I was awaken from my sleep with my boo doing the damn thing, I would not be mad. Sh*t, I'm guilty of it my damn self! And after I did and we both climaxed, he wasn't mad either!
  • I have that same fantasy! I have had it for years and never told any1 til recently I told this dude that i've been screwing on & off for the past 4 years and he was like "Word?! I can definitely do that!" He said he's not gonna tell me when and where so it completes the whole "rape" (for lack of a better word)! I can not wait!

    BTW, morning sex is great. I'm with you, ionned, 24/8 i'm ready!
  • ionned
    I knew there was someone out there who felt the same way I did and I wasn't completely crazy. I've told my man about it and he didn't have a problem with it, we just haven't done it yet. I also have a "friend" that I have been seeing for some months and I told him about it and he thought it quite strange. I guess it all depends on people's likes and dislikes and how open they are about their sexuality.
  • ionned
    One more thing Xilla - DAMN if that isn't one of the sexiest pictures without being vulgar and sleezy that I have ever seen!
  • LeoVirgo1974
    I personally wouldn't have a problem with my man waking me up having his favorite meal, ME!!!
    :)
  • Miss.Jenee
    SOO TRUE! DAMN! LOL...
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