Cheat On You Pt 2
If you’re a frequent reader of BlogXilla then you’ve read Cheat On You but when speaking to my co-host John J he told me we cheat because we don’t have the right b*tch on your team. He then goes on to tell me how he had five women who do one thing really good and together they make the perfect chick. The truth is it’s hard to find a complete woman. No matter how hard you try there is always something missing.
Chick 1. – One Who Can Take Care Of The Kids
If you have kids then a woman who is good with children is a must have. Most women have children already and it’s extremely hard, to find a woman who doesn’t. Now throw in the factor that one day the two of you will plan to have kids together… or at least you’re supposed to plan and not have Maury Povich on speed dial for the moment you drop that bundle of joy. Getting along with children is a key factor for a guy who plans on getting married, settling down and raising a family. Isn’t that what all of us want?
Chick 2 – One To Wash The Clothes and Cook
Newflash: More than half of the ladies I know CAN’T COOK! If they can, it’s just well enough so she won’t starve. I get a look of amazement when ladies find out that I can cook (You’ll ask for seconds I promise). Sometimes I want my plate made, and that’s a plate that’s limited to hamburger helper or hot pockets. I want what Rachel Ray, just made on the Food Network (Evil twin of the Battered Women’s channel called Lifetime). Speaking of Lifetime, stop watching that crap. Offer to wash our clothes and clean our house. Guys can’t clean, like a woman! Women, know all sorts of tricks to get Hennessey stains out of a carpet or how to get that Kool-Aid ring off the counter. But men, pick your boxers up off the floor if you want her to clean. She’ll do naughty things down there but she doesn’t want to touch, or see your drawls!!!!
Chick 3 – One Who is Independent (And Doesn’t Really Need Us)
One thing that turns me on is a woman that doesn’t need me. We like to know that our girl can hold US down if it came to that. It’s nice to know that your lady might just be like “boo, do you need me to pay your light bill?” or “Put your wallet away, I’m buying dinner tonight.” I think I just got hard.
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