5 Things I’ve Learned About Sex From East Coast Rap

You can learn a lot from a dummy. Not to say that east coast rappers are dumb, but just to say that you can learn a lot if you pay attention, have some sort of general understanding on how the world works and how people think. I’ve decided to share a few things I’ve learned from listening to east coast rappers.

 

5. Head, Head and More Head – One of the best things I’ve learned from east coast rap was that head is way better than sex. Akinyele taught me that when he said – “I’m all about mouth f*ckin, only if you down for d!ck s*ckin.” In my younger days I was so disrespectful I’m amazed how I ever got any. I used to actually play this song for my young girl friends and amazingly they would do just what the song told them t do. To top it off they also “F*cked me for free“

4. Speaking Of Free – Not only was a cheapskate but I refused to mess with any pigeons. During the whole scrub phenomenon every girl wanted to call a guy a… “Scrub? what? she musta talk me a joke. Broke pigeonhead freak, you lucky I spoke” Even the dirty girls with nothing going for them self from the hoods of New Jersey were calling men scrubs. She probably did this because 3 of her 4 baby fathers were broke no good men. It was this song which taught me not to just sleep with a girl because she’s giving it up.

3. Above Average – One of the best things I’ve learned about sex, I’ve learned from the most unlikely of songs. M.E.T.H.O.D. Man. This song taught me that I had to be different, so while everyone else was rocking one leg up, nappy hair peeking through their sun visors. I wet my hair and through some pink lotion in it, and dressed in clothes you might see Zach Morris wear. Why you might ask? Because I’m “Not an average Joe with an average flow. Doing average things with average hoes, Yo I’m super I’ll make a bitch squirm. For my, Su-per Sperm” I went out of town and hit the malls and a few days later hit the girls I met in the malls.

2. I’m The Player President – One More Chance by Biggie made me the man I am today, I mean I can literally post this whole song and tell you what it taught me and why but maybe the most important thing I learned from this song was timing. “once ya grin, I’m in game, begin” I will not talk to a woman unless I get a clear sign that she likes me. To this day I’m still uncomfortable talking to women. There is one girl who I like, I was so nervous telling her I liked her, I had to keep saying ICE COLD!! Isn’t this great? “Your flight leaves at eight. Her flight lands at nine, my game just rewind” Timing is everything LMAO!!

1. To Grow Up – Although I had a lot of women in my life, but i haven’t had that many quality relationships. Mainly because I didn’t want one, because like Jigga “I was the worse, I used to switch chicks every day
Had niggas mad for real like “I wish he was gay” I didn’t care if she had a man, If i wanted her I got her, and then tossed her to the curb. It was only after I hurt a girl dear to my heart that I woke up. I found myself calling her up trying to get back on her good side. “No six fifteen this year, You can stay the night, We can go bowling it ain’t like before Can’t y’all see that I’m growing? I was so immature“