The Ten Commandments of Casual Sex

Posted in Nightlife, Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals on Sep 12, 2008

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Even today’s world of care free sex it amazes me how people don’t know the rule of casual sex. In order to help the process of casual sex along I have came up with 10 commandments for the world to follow.

1. Thou shall not leave any clothing at the other persons house

2. Thou Shall not use the L-Word

3. Thou shall not expect cuddling and leave once the sex is over

4. Thou shall show up to the other person’s house with groceries

5. Thou shall use protection

6. Thou shall not expect sex because you purchased a drink.

7. Thou shall not show up at the other person’s house unannounced

8. Thou shall control all exes and crazy baby parents.

9. Thou shall not sleep with a partners friend with out getting approval

10. – What would your tenth commandment be?


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  • Kia
    Thou shalt not make commandments about fornication lol! Get married! Sorry Xilla, I had to keep it real lol! Take care.
  • Thou shall know that if u try to kiss me with ur casual sex havin mouth, u die.
  • Thou shalt not ask me if thou was good. If thou doesn't see my leg shaking and me convulsing, then thou should work on getting it together and thou may get a return engagement lol.
  • Grown Ass Man
    Thou shall not freak out if I call out someone else's name.

    Plus, Thou shall keep all events before, during and after between the consenting parties (AKA your friends don't need to know shit!)
  • MayMay81
    Thou shall not ask inappropriate questions during sex (example: "who's pu$$y is it?") If it was urs, I'd be tryin to lock you down, but I'm not and ur just for fun.

    NEVER ask me to call you "daddy" or refer to urself as "daddy" while gettin it.
    ALSO...you are here to serve a purpose, thou shall not try and parlay and watch the game in my house and on my dime when you should be face deep in the coochie. And thank you...
  • Thou shall not act a fool when you see me out whith someone else
  • what?
    LMAO!!!
  • Slim Goodie
    Xilla,
    This is totally off subject and can be deleted once read, but...I just realized I have a cum fetish and I want to tallk about it....I deal with a guy and his d*** is not even all that, I just keep having sex with him because I love the way he CUMS. How much, what he does when he's cumming, he just shoot's it out all over my body and I LOVE IT! I'm sorry if this is strait outta left field. I want to talk to you about it, I really don't want to deal with him like that any more for a # of reasons but WHEN he comes over I just get caught back up in the sex. I think it's all in my head....If you want more detail (which I don't mind giving) email me, I want to know your opinion.
  • what?
    OMG, U r a true freak, I take my hat off...but for real it sounds ike u have an addiction
  • Slim Goodie
    Thanks for that insight.
    That's all I wanted was someone else's opinion of what it could be.
    Thanks Again, what?

    I'ma break this shit, NOW.
  • ANuJS
    His nut routine must be something to behold. How can you get past the fact that his d*** is not all that?
  • what?
    Thou shalt not ask where I am when we're not kicking it!!!
  • good one!! HAHA
  • Ape
    Thou shall not feel obligated
  • kyas_mami
    Thous shalt not think that just cus u got it once that you will get it again!
  • 10. Thou shall not expect me to cook at any point. We have a schedule to keep. The only thing you are going to be eating is moi.

    #4. I hope you mean like his own juice or shit like that.. Groceries? lmao
    #6. For real? If this shit is casual.. I feel they should feel that they even need to biy a drink.. you know what it is..
    #9. Again. Word? I mean that aint my stylle really..But casuals get that courtesy? lmao

    I havent done the casual thing in a minute...but they got filed under "nee2'nos" You only know what need to know what goes on between us..Nothing else.
    Or anothher fave of mine.. "the Vampire dick".. fun for the night, but you gotta be out before the sun rises...

    I will say, I dont miss ANY of it..lol

    Good post.
  • SugarTits
    Thou shalt not get 38hot when you get cut off!!
  • PUSSYCATFUN
    MY TENTH COMMANDMENT WOULD BE......

    THOU SHALL LEAVE THE STACKS ON THE NIGHT STAND AND QUIETLY LEAVE AFTER THE SEX IS OVER.........
  • I think i saw something like that on Sex in The City and it freaked one of the girls out because he left money on the counter and when she woke up he was gone.
  • what?
    Pimpin Pimpin, LOL
  • Killa
    Thou Shall Get the Fuck Out I Nut!!
  • Killa
    ** Thou Shall Get the Fuck Out After I Nut!! **
  • what?
    Thou shall get cut the fuck off if i don't nut, and thou shalt not get pissed or get cussed the fuck out.
  • ANuJS
    Thou had better make it worth my damn while.

    Thou had better act like you don't know me when you see me out with my man. (p.s. I must do the same)
  • ANuJS
    Thou had better make it worth my damn while.

    Thou had better act like you don't know me when you see me out with my man. (p.s. I must do the same)
  • Blogxilla r u crzy!!! "Thou shall show up at the other person's house with groceries"!!!!! Tht's not gonna happen bro'...not at all! ...if it's causual, then I'm not bringing groceries....lol. How does that equate to sex?..lol Again, prime example of how men want too much...lol.

    The 10th would be: State all 9 of the commandments b4 hand so there's no confusion. T/4 when the other person start buggin, or steppin out of their lane, you can say..."I already stated the 10 commandments of this situation, why r u making me repeat myself".

    Do you agree?
  • Groceries

    Ok this is casual sex... so you should come to the other person's house baring gifts... some liquor, chips, a pack of chicken if you plan on eating, some toilet paper hell even a can of corn! something you shouldn't come to a person's house empty handed if you're not in a relationship lol
  • Killa
    You're such a gentleman Xilla!! Most dudes think brining dick is enough...at least bring a swisher!! LOL
  • MizzMocha
    Wow... I would have thought it was the opposite... I just get what I need an bounce! Awww now i feel bad.
  • @blogxilla,

    Nah babe...as a female....I'm not bringing ish but my tight kitty kat! ;) besides...when I come through it's already late so the only thing I need to feast on is some 'johnson'. I'm not thinking about food...lol. I want to get "put through a wall" as you said b4....lol.

    If he happens to come over and I cooked already then I might fix a plate for him so he can be energized for me, but if he shows up at my house w/ groceries at 10pm they going in the fridge and pantry and he's going str8t to the bedroom... lol

    sorry guys...but it's casual....lol right...lol.
  • what?
    I concur
  • yes
    I dont get #6 unless u mean when ur at the club and someone is trying to get u to hve sex with them by buyin u a drink.

    As for #9 ha! If he's a decent guy I might not do his friend, otherwise they're fair game.
  • Thou shall not call 20 times, if I didnt answer the first 19 times!
  • On chief!! I had a guy call over 36 times within two days....bad enough! lol
  • Thuggatron
    Casual sex is just that.....casual. No hanging out at the mall or the beach..........just in and out enjoying each other's company physically.
    I guess my 10th commandment would be......Thou shall always remeber that the other person can have sex with whomever he/she wants to. Don't get jealous.
  • VIChick
    Thou shall not try to get comfortable if you have the privilege of spending the night. (VERY RARE OCCURANCE). Do Not try and turn on my tv. When light peaks through the curtain your ass need to get up and head out the door. If you are on the bus, I will not be dropping you at home or to the train station. Take out your breeze card and start walking.
  • erica
    thou shall not call before 11pm

    thou shall not ask to "do lunch." like eating real food. :)

    thou shall not meet my friends----theres is absolutley no need for this--it causes problems
  • EbonyLolita
    Don't ask me my damn business. Nowadays men wanna know all your business so they can "Be on Top."
  • thou shall not feel that just because it happened once that it will definitely happen again...
  • SexyLadii
    Thou shall not ask me if im fucking somebody else if you really dont wanna hear the answer!!! If its casual, y are u concerned anyway?!
  • NaijaWifey
    Thou shall be out before the sun comes up...
  • dessaluvu
    Thou shal not just shove it in just cuz, u are about to get it
  • MizzMocha
    10- Thou shalt not catch feelings (and put folks' business in the street when you get cut off).
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