5 Things I Learned About Sex From West Coast Rap
I’ve decided to let people in on how I know so much about sex, and relationships. So here are 5 things I’ve learned from west coast rap
5 – Ain’t no p*ssy good enough to get burnt while I’m up in it - Thanks to Snoop I learned at a young age that “before I dig out a bitch I have ta’ find a contraceptive” Because you never know.
4. Turn The Ringer off – Dre also taught me that if you’re creeping you should turn off your cell phone, pagers and close your laptops. The worst thing you can do is get a phone call from wifey when you’re with your bust it baby. Thanks to Dre for sharing how he “d*mn near got caught, ’cause his beeper kept beepin“
3. Patience on A Good Day – Sometimes you have to wait for good loving as Ice Cube rapped on Today Was A Good Day. Once you get that call “from a girl you wanna dig out” You have to make sure that you put it down. So once you finally get her alone be sure to “put her ass to sleep“
2. Bad Intentions – A lot of women have bad intentions and they don’t care if you have a girl or not, if she wants to do you… She’ll do you so don’t sweat her. “All I really know your h*e wants to be with me and she ain’t playin“
1. – The Roaches – The most important thing I’ve learned from west coast rap is to squash the roaches. On the classic album “The Chronic” Dre ended it with a song called “The Roach” which thought me that all women ain’t women, some of them are b*tches and b*tches ain’t ISH!!
