5 BAD Reasons to Have Sex
I fully credit Joe Biden for getting me a piece of… Well let’s just say I have a new Cinderella story to write about in the future. Needless to say, lot of us have sex for the wrong reasons. So I thought I should let you know, that you shouldn’t have sex for the following reasons.
So He’ll Like You – Sometime we have to sit our ego in the corner, because every now and then we need an ego boost. So what do we go and do? Find the best looking person in the room and lure them in with sex. Men will sleep with just about anything with a hole between their legs, so just because you give him some cooch cooch doesn’t mean you’re cute.
Theirs – A nice car, a fly chain, or even a fancy myspace page. Don’t sleep with someone because they have something that you like. Remember your “v-box” is yours and their materialistic item is THEIRS. You might not ever get to touch it other than handing it to them while he put on his pants.
Blank – Just because he did __ or said ___ or gave you ___ does not mean you should sleep with him. If a guy calls you up and invites you _BLANK_ that does not mean you have to give him some.
Carpet Dreamer – You’ve just finished listening to “I Kissed A Girl” and your best friend Tasha tried on a bunch of different outfits until she found the right one to pull the celebrity in VIP and you got wet watching her, sex body shimmy out of clothes for 3 hours. Don’t give it up just to find out if you’re still attracted to the opposite sex.
He Did It First – Under absolutely no circumstances should you give up all your morals and have sex with someone for a rebound, or revenge f*(k. That doesn’t change the fact that he cheated. It just makes you look like a slur. Remember as unfair as this may be, we still live in a society where men can sleep with 230 women and be consider a player and a woman can sleep with 20 men and be a wh*re.
