Dick-Notized
One of my female friends named Tasha was in this relationship with a man,who has cheated on her 23 times… that she knows of, gave her 4 infections and spit on her at least 3 times. Despite all of that it took an a$$ whooping from his “jumpoff” to finally get her to break up with him. I told her she was not only stupid, but dicknotized! What is dicknotized? It’s when you put up with a lot of crap simply because the d*ck is great. Are you dicknotized?
Now while that was an extreme case there are a lot of other cases where females are dicknotized and might not know it. dicknotism happens when the “manxilla” hits the bottom of the coochie and produces multiple orgasms. The level of dicknotism is increased when the man has a lot of fly swaggerlicious things to help add to his control over his female. A lot of times he is taking care of her financially, and mentally supporting her.
I can’t help but wonder how a beautiful female like my friend Tasha could be so sprung over a dude, and have such low self esteem to put up with the crap dished out by a man. Especially when there are men everywhere who would literally drink the bath water of a woman like her. Men tend to play mind games and throw insults and shoot down dreams and ambition of the woman they are with. Les Brown said it best when he said “Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.“
You Might Be Dicknotized If…
- your man has cheated on you more than once and you’re still with him.
- you brought your man everything he owns and you can’t afford a pair of shoes from Baker’s.
- you have had a letter placed on your car, by another female asking you how does her coochie taste.
- you’re constantly called “the b-word” while you’re not having sex.
- you know your man ain’t sh*t, yet you’re still with him and plan on giving him some later tonight.
- you’re at work, and he’s home waiting on an unemployment check and for you to cook him dinner.
- you’re walking funny from last nights bedroom action and you think you’re man has Laquitta in your car and she is probably giving him head. (right now while you’re reading this)
- you’ve ever had a STD you didn’t have before the two of you got together.
- you’ve found a pair of panties that did not belong to you under your pillow and he told you he did his sister’s laundry
- you think your mother legally changed your name to “no good b*tch fix me dinner”.
