Dick-Notized

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One of my female friends named Tasha was in this relationship with a man,who has cheated on her 23 times… that she knows of, gave her 4 infections and spit on her at least 3 times. Despite all of that it took an a$$ whooping from his “jumpoff” to finally get her to break up with him. I told her she was not only stupid, but dicknotized! What is dicknotized? It’s when you put up with a lot of crap simply because the d*ck is great. Are you dicknotized?

Now while that was an extreme case there are a lot of other cases where females are dicknotized and might not know it. dicknotism happens when the “manxilla” hits the bottom of the coochie and produces multiple orgasms. The level of dicknotism is increased when the man has a lot of fly swaggerlicious things to help add to his control over his female. A lot of times he is taking care of her financially, and mentally supporting her.

I can’t help but wonder how a beautiful female like my friend Tasha could be so sprung over a dude, and have such low self esteem to put up with the crap dished out by a man. Especially when there are men everywhere who would literally drink the bath water of a woman like her. Men tend to play mind games and throw insults and shoot down dreams and ambition of the woman they are with. Les Brown said it best when he said “Other people’s opinion of you does not have to become your reality.

You Might Be Dicknotized If…

  • your man has cheated on you more than once and you’re still with him.
  • you brought your man everything he owns and you can’t afford a pair of shoes from Baker’s.
  • you have had a letter placed on your car, by another female asking you how does her coochie taste.
  • you’re constantly called “the b-word” while you’re not having sex.
  • you know your man ain’t sh*t, yet you’re still with him and plan on giving him some later tonight.
  • you’re at work, and he’s home waiting on an unemployment check and for you to cook him dinner.
  • you’re walking funny from last nights bedroom action and you think you’re man has Laquitta in your car and she is probably giving him head. (right now while you’re reading this)
  • you’ve ever had a STD you didn’t have before the two of you got together.
  • you’ve found a pair of panties that did not belong to you under your pillow and he told you he did his sister’s laundry
  • you think your mother legally changed your name to “no good b*tch fix me dinner”.
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23 Responses to “Dick-Notized”

  1. kyas_mami says:

    PREACH XILLA, PREACH!!!
    I can honestly say I have never been dicknotized but I have witnessed many of my friends suffer from tis epidemic, thank GOD i got my vaccine!! LOL
    @Xilla.. can a man be pussytized??

  2. Jaila says:

    lol nah…neva been dickmatized. And to be completely honest…a lot of what you described is not just attributed to having good dingaling…but being a flawed female. When ur flawed and then hit with a dude who is a beast…well that just spells disaster.

  3. Kee says:

    Now this is funny Xilla…sad but funny

  4. BlogXilla says:

    mos def but i think it's called p*ssy whipped! lol

  5. kyas_mami says:

    RITE!!!! thought so LOL

  6. brittaney says:

    ur dickmotized if dat nigga say he at work and u pass by his house jus to see if he was tellin da truth or not.. lol

  7. Wes says:

    Jaila hit it right on the nose… A situation as severe as that goes far beyond sex

  8. superstarbroadway says:

    This makes me think of Kim Porter, Cassie, and Faith Evens knew their man was cheating, a diddy publically admitted to cheating and fathering other children, Kim is still hanging on and Cassie is being walked around by Diddy's assistants looking like the new Kim Porter.

  9. superstarbroadway says:

    This makes me think of Kim Porter, Cassie, and Faith Evens knew their man was cheating, a diddy publically admitted to cheating and fathering other children, Kim is still hanging on and Cassie is being walked around by Diddy's assistants looking like the new Kim Porter.

  10. superstarbroadway says:

    This makes me think of Kim Porter, Cassie, and Faith Evens knew their man was cheating, a diddy publically admitted to cheating and fathering other children, Kim is still hanging on and Cassie is being walked around by Diddy's assistants looking like the new Kim Porter.

  11. NaijaWifey says:

    AIN'T NO WAY IN HELL OR EARTH! 23 TIMES, AN STD, HE HOME AND I WORK?!?!? N***A PLEASE, SPARE ME? A WOMEN THIS STUPID DESERVES EVERYTHING SHE GETS.

  12. LawdHaveMercy says:

    You should have told your girl there's better dick out there.A man like that ony treats a good woman like that if he's weak in character himself.He tore her down to make himself look better and the more she took it,the more powerful he felt.She should have gave his ass the Al Green treatment.

  13. mzvirgo says:

    Wow. I guess I better setlle for the mediocre dick that's out there now, huh? LOL

  14. wow! this has never happend to me (n i pray it never wiil), but i have a friend going through a similar situatio, (unfortunally, she is married and has a child with this a-hole) Bottom line is that she has a low self esteem… dude be gassing her up, then making her feel like sh*t on a stick. It pisses me off!!! my 2cent aint helping none… i just pray she wise up… and fast. To top it all off… she got hella dudes jockin cuz she fly…you know we roll in packs!

    oh yeah.. LMAO to “letter on your car”

  15. what? says:

    Ok, I checked off 5 of these with my past relationship with my BD, Hence the word PAST relationship. I had to go to dicknotize rehab, and i made it u can too!!!

  16. kyas_mami says:

    or if u call em hella times and he dont answer, so u *67 yur number and call again to see if he answers..LOL

  17. Nykya says:

    ….Shaving your eyebrows off and drawin them back on to look Eternally Surprised….u must be -Otized by something!!!

  18. oNe mAn gAng says:

    gotdamn….Xilla you brought the realness on this one….

  19. Shells says:

    Damn Xilla
    I can say that I have been what I call dickmatized in the past. Whew I am almost ashamed to admit some of the wild shit some good dick will make a girl do !!!

  20. Ki-Ki says:

    I think female has fallen victim to this syndrome. Maybe not to this extreme extent, but everybody has been a little too open for someone and kind of got played. It's sad, but it sure feels good when make up time happens!

  21. Ki-Ki says:

    I'm hooked on phonics. I was trying to begin by saying, “I think most females”

  22. Annette says:

    My comment to any women that allow a man to treat her the way this women did in this article, needs some seriously therapy. Women who allow this really need support from other women who, do and will not stand for this sort of treatment.
    if there is any women reading this, that needs some support. Send me a email so that I can add you to my support goup on myspace.
    Annette

    annette_h15@yahoo.com

  23. Em says:

    i have a good mind to send this to someone i know….i would like for jaila to elaborate bc being 'flawed' isn't new in the sense that Everyone has them…i knew there was a word for this, there's this chick on youtube that talks about things of this nature. some alexis tyler chick. low budget show if you ask me. but anywho, yea, i'm tryin to refrain from getting caught up in someone myself. but being the womanizer that he is, i doubt ill have to try hard. The Idea of Sex has always been a Better Than the Actual Act of It. [[to me]]

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