AFX – She’s Dating The Toss Salad Man
I’m checking my email like I do every morning when one of my frustrated female readers sent me the following email.
Dear Xilla,
I was with his guy and we basically discussed sex on a everyday basis.
We talked about everything from fetishes, different positions to sex toys, it was always an enjoyable topic.
One day he asked me if someone had ever licked my ass. I asked him did he mean my ass cheek or my asshole. He said my asshole. I speedily told him NO!!!!! Then he went on to tell me a story about a girl who tossed his salad. He explained to me in great detail of his encounter with this anal delight.
I immediately expressed my disgust with the thought of placing my tongue on someone’s asshole. I told him that I felt like it was unsanitary and grounds for bacteria growth in the mouth. He jokingly agreed and told me how he felt wierd about it for a few days after it took place.
So lets fast forward to a few months later. We was talking about sex again as usual and he asked me if anyone had ever licked my ass. I was thinking to myself that he already knew the answer to this question but I went ahead and answered him once again with the answer of no. Then he asked me would I ever consider getting my ass licked and then I said no again. Then I asked him would he ever consider licking someone’s ass or getting his ass licked and he said yes to both after about an hour of him being in denial trying to prove his manhood.
So to make a long story short, in so many words he is trying to implement the whole tossed salad craze into our sex life. I felt like it had to be very important to him for him to bring the whole issue up a second time even after I expressed my disgust for the whole thing. I told him that I will try to keep an open mind about attempting to do it but I have a few concerns about the whole thing and this is where I need your advice.
issue #1
I always associated the whole “tossed sald” move to homosexual men. A wise lady once told me that if a man wants you to play or doing anything to their asshole that means that they are gay. So, since he is requesting me to do this to him, does that mean that this nigga is suspect?
issue #2
Will I leave myself open to get some type of oral bacterial infection…ugh!!! I dont care what no one says, even after you shower the asshole is still quite um …you know, unclean.
issue #3
if this what I ultimately decided to engage in, would I be wrong if I refuse to kiss him after he is done??
Signed The Female Meatatarian
Dear Meatatarian,
Sounds like you’re in some serious sh*t!! lol All joking aside you need to make a decesion if you really want to lick his @ss. I would suggest letting him do you first so you can experience the greatness of having your salad tossed. I’m sure a lot of ladies will testify that having your @ss licked is wonderful.
Issue #1 – A guy wanting his salad tossed by a female is not gay, it just feels that way. I remember one time, while kicking with my high school friends my boy told me about how this girl licked his @ss. He said it was the best feeling in the world. Of course we clowned him, but I went home and tried it with my girl. Long story short it was the best feeling I’ve ever felt. It would take a long time for us to do it again because I didn’t like the feeling of having my legs in the air.
As I got older, I’ve became more comfortable with it, but it’s still something I would never ask a girl to do. I’ll just push her face past my balls… She tends to get the point and start tossing salad.
Issue #2 – I’m not a doctor so I can’t give you any medical advice. If you find that you can’t do it after a shower. He should love you enough to stop asking you and understand your discomfort with the situation.
Issue 3# – Nah you won’t be wrong for doing something you don’t want to do regardless of what’s the reason behind it. But most likely you’ll want to kiss him for making you feel that damn good.
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