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AFX – She’s Dating The Toss Salad Man
Posted in Xilla on on 27. Aug, 2008
I’m checking my email like I do every morning when one of my frustrated female readers sent me the following email.
Dear Xilla,
I was with his guy and we basically discussed sex on a everyday basis.
We talked about everything from fetishes, different positions to sex toys, it was always an enjoyable topic.
One day he asked me if someone had ever licked my ass. I asked him did he mean my ass cheek or my asshole. He said my asshole. I speedily told him NO!!!!! Then he went on to tell me a story about a girl who tossed his salad. He explained to me in great detail of his encounter with this anal delight.
I immediately expressed my disgust with the thought of placing my tongue on someone’s asshole. I told him that I felt like it was unsanitary and grounds for bacteria growth in the mouth. He jokingly agreed and told me how he felt wierd about it for a few days after it took place.
So lets fast forward to a few months later. We was talking about sex again as usual and he asked me if anyone had ever licked my ass. I was thinking to myself that he already knew the answer to this question but I went ahead and answered him once again with the answer of no. Then he asked me would I ever consider getting my ass licked and then I said no again. Then I asked him would he ever consider licking someone’s ass or getting his ass licked and he said yes to both after about an hour of him being in denial trying to prove his manhood.
So to make a long story short, in so many words he is trying to implement the whole tossed salad craze into our sex life. I felt like it had to be very important to him for him to bring the whole issue up a second time even after I expressed my disgust for the whole thing. I told him that I will try to keep an open mind about attempting to do it but I have a few concerns about the whole thing and this is where I need your advice.
issue #1
I always associated the whole “tossed sald” move to homosexual men. A wise lady once told me that if a man wants you to play or doing anything to their asshole that means that they are gay. So, since he is requesting me to do this to him, does that mean that this nigga is suspect?
issue #2
Will I leave myself open to get some type of oral bacterial infection…ugh!!! I dont care what no one says, even after you shower the asshole is still quite um …you know, unclean.
issue #3
if this what I ultimately decided to engage in, would I be wrong if I refuse to kiss him after he is done??
Signed The Female Meatatarian
Dear Meatatarian,
Sounds like you’re in some serious sh*t!! lol All joking aside you need to make a decesion if you really want to lick his @ss. I would suggest letting him do you first so you can experience the greatness of having your salad tossed. I’m sure a lot of ladies will testify that having your @ss licked is wonderful.
Issue #1 – A guy wanting his salad tossed by a female is not gay, it just feels that way. I remember one time, while kicking with my high school friends my boy told me about how this girl licked his @ss. He said it was the best feeling in the world. Of course we clowned him, but I went home and tried it with my girl. Long story short it was the best feeling I’ve ever felt. It would take a long time for us to do it again because I didn’t like the feeling of having my legs in the air.
As I got older, I’ve became more comfortable with it, but it’s still something I would never ask a girl to do. I’ll just push her face past my balls… She tends to get the point and start tossing salad.
Issue #2 – I’m not a doctor so I can’t give you any medical advice. If you find that you can’t do it after a shower. He should love you enough to stop asking you and understand your discomfort with the situation.
Issue 3# – Nah you won’t be wrong for doing something you don’t want to do regardless of what’s the reason behind it. But most likely you’ll want to kiss him for making you feel that damn good.
For all advice request please email – Xilla[at]BlogXilla[dotcom]
xilla, i dont give a damn what u say! i'm not lickin no ass!!!
get my salad tossed….yes
tossing man salad……get the flick outta here
hairy man ass is not the business
I like the reaction I get when i lick my man's ass he loves it and when i'm done he calls me his bitch. It's such a rush to have that sort of control.
you should try it ForevaWifey have you ever had it done to you? You bettah listen to Xilla lol
You know what I have had mine done before and it was heaven. Any dude ever ask me to do that shit will get kicked the f*@k out of my house. I dont care how grown your ass is men are not the most clean people in the world.
I was sneaked tossed in my youth. i was gettin my usual hummer next thing i knew i was gettin tounge love below. I never looked at that chick the same but i will never 4get her
I've gotten my ass licked before and i was so shocked when it happened that i really didn't enjoy it. I was just in shock…lol, but it wasn't a bad thing
…I've had my salad tossed, no syrup or jelly involved, and frankly I wasn't a fan. After it was done I just felt like I had a wet, saliva'ed up crack and frankly he/they (more than one has tried) could have spent that time up top lickin what matters *wink wink*.
Keep your salad, I prefer mines with Tuscan House Italian versus Fecal Flowings.
Nykya —You are grounded for “Keep your salad, I prefer mines with Tuscan House Italian versus Fecal Flowings.” LMAO. LMAO. Guh——ross!
I like getting my salad tossed, but you can't be all sloppy with it. Like Nykya said, I don't want saliva dripping down my ass crack, so check your glands before start messing with me. I do toss my man's salad occasionally, but I mostly lick his perineum (some folks call it a taint), and his balls. He doesn't have a hairy ass crack so I don't worry about getting pubes in my teef.
You don't trust me sweetie? lol
Tangela you have a lucky man!
Xilla I absolutely luv u, especially with”you'll want to kiss him for making you feel so good” that is very true, in fact I had my tossed last night and I tell you what I don't care what none of u saythat man was an absolute genius. By the way my handle has nothing to do with this post at all! LOL!
Ummm…ok X. LOL at your #1…How you gone “push her past ya balls”.lol……what if she refuses to toss it, will you be persistent and mush her again?
Just askin……
SPEECHLESS! LMAO
I dont mind tossing salad on a man in involved with! All a sistah needs is sum plastic saran wrapp. Hell if hes bent ova ill even suck his dick from tha back!
After we took a bath together I had a guy ask me would I rather eat a hot dog with chocolate on it or a hamburger with chocoalte on it….I can't remember which one I said I would prefer…but the next thing I knew he had poured chocolate syrup in my ass and the whiskers on his beard was scratching my ass. He had me on my stomach so all the attention was in my ass, and I didn't like it al that much….stick a finger up there and i go crazy!! Anyway…..I don't really want to ever lick anyone's ass out.
I mean I guess I'm nieve (or REALLY liberal) but I really didn't know this was still a big deal. It feels good receiving and because I wouldn't do it with anyone other than someone I really care about, it feels good giving it.
I've had my salad tossed a few times…can't say it does anything for me, personally.
I had a guy tell me that he liked his ass licked A LOT…during our first (and only) telephone convo. Hope he was able to work that out, with some other chick.
i have had it done a few times also… ill pass
Whatev- i agree about the finger!!!! whoo
and i seriously doubt if ill be 'giving' that to anyone
nah uh…no sir…nein…non…no tossin salad over here.Lol.
Black women are some close minded a** women. So scared of owning their sexual power. What the freak a man asking you to lick his a** got to do with him being gay? Anything between a MAN AND A WOMAN is HETEROSEXUAL and FREE TERRITORY. And you wonder why all the brothers going to white women. Its cuz tired a** black women and their dated sexual constructs are messing up the game.
I have no problem geting my salad tossed BUT I can't lick my husbands ass sorry.I'll was it and lick the perinium but never the asshole.
The lady mentioned that her boyfriend wanted her to “toss his salad” She's worried about getting some sort of bacteria,in her mouth. Do what the porn star's are required to do before doing a Anal(penetration)Sex scene.They have to do a water enema,or vinegar or whatever it is they use. Any way think of how much cleaner she'll/he'll,be down there before going at it!!! Just like using “K.Y.jelly” not vaseline or baby oil,for anal sex! Personally i don't want my salad tossed,i love tossing a girl's to much for that! Especiall in the ol' 69' after i've licked her cooch,i'll get a super boner!!!