TI x The Guide To Kicking It In The Hotel
The new TI joint “Kick It In The Hotel” is the new afterparty joint of the summer. Yet people don’t alway hit up the hotel they tend to bust their bust it babies and jump offs in the Motel. So today I will republish my guide to Hotel Survival.
Survival Tips For Motel Love
Never lay on the comforter - They don’t wash the comforters regularly. In order to get a pay bonus for cleaning more rooms, motel maids bypass the comforter and go str8 to the sheets. Next time you’re in motel, bring a black light with you and you’ll see exactly why leaving the comforter off the bed is a must. Also you might want to bring your own sheets you don’t know which nasty whore of the world has been on those sheets.
Parking – You don’t really wanna be seen coming out of the motel b/c only a few kind of people frequent motels. They are jump offs, groupies, male whores, drug dealers & homeless people. Here is a tip for the ladies, walk in the office with your dude, if the clerk at the desk knows him, you might want to rethink things before you enter the room of lust with a regular to Motel Jumpoff.
BYOI – Bring your own ice, nothing kills the mood more than having to stop f*cking to go get ice from the ice machine in the middle of the hallway. You’ll have to walk pass doors and sounds of moaning, some fake some real, to refill your plastic white bucket of ice.
Disposable Draws – Along with your regular soap, and body products, throw away underwear is very important. This is particularly important if you have a special someone at home. Let’s be real, most of us have our own places so the main reason we go to the telly is to avoid getting caught, so a throw away set of panties, boy shorts or boxers are needed.
Props to ICE
