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TI x The Guide To Kicking It In The Hotel
Posted in Music, Rated Grown Up, Relationships on 14. Aug, 2008
The new TI joint “Kick It In The Hotel” is the new afterparty joint of the summer. Yet people don’t alway hit up the hotel they tend to bust their bust it babies and jump offs in the Motel. So today I will republish my guide to Hotel Survival.
Survival Tips For Motel Love
Never lay on the comforter - They don’t wash the comforters regularly. In order to get a pay bonus for cleaning more rooms, motel maids bypass the comforter and go str8 to the sheets. Next time you’re in motel, bring a black light with you and you’ll see exactly why leaving the comforter off the bed is a must. Also you might want to bring your own sheets you don’t know which nasty whore of the world has been on those sheets.
Parking – You don’t really wanna be seen coming out of the motel b/c only a few kind of people frequent motels. They are jump offs, groupies, male whores, drug dealers & homeless people. Here is a tip for the ladies, walk in the office with your dude, if the clerk at the desk knows him, you might want to rethink things before you enter the room of lust with a regular to Motel Jumpoff.
BYOI – Bring your own ice, nothing kills the mood more than having to stop f*cking to go get ice from the ice machine in the middle of the hallway. You’ll have to walk pass doors and sounds of moaning, some fake some real, to refill your plastic white bucket of ice.
Disposable Draws – Along with your regular soap, and body products, throw away underwear is very important. This is particularly important if you have a special someone at home. Let’s be real, most of us have our own places so the main reason we go to the telly is to avoid getting caught, so a throw away set of panties, boy shorts or boxers are needed.
Props to ICE
Uuummmm motel Xilla? Mo-tel? SMH….That is so not a good look. Not sure what hotels you frequent X but if you’re at a nice spot they valet your whip so ppl will see you anyway. And no, who wants to get ice in the middle of a session? That should be on deck and plentiful..
I can understand the disposable underwear, but what if it has nothing to do with sneaking around, what if you and your folks wanna jus chill in another spot on tha humbug? It’s good to get a room just because. But I’m talkin bout nice shit, NOT a freakin motel…..Still SMH…….
LMAO no short stay specials then? Back home in Jersey we do short stays four hours and go do they do that down here?
Naw son!!!!!! lol The only places that I know of that do are off of Fulton Industrial and you might leave with krabs or some shit…eewwww….you gotta goto the Glenn…nicey
is that off glenwood?
LMAO….hell naw darlin. Downtown by Phillips Area. Across from Thrive……damn Glenwood….you’re killin me son!!!
DAMN….A MOTEL?
FIRST OFF YOU HOPE IT’S ROOMS LEFT AFTER WELFARE FILLED THEM UP WITH HOMELESS KIDS AND DOPED OUT MOTHER’S AND SHAMELESS BABY DADDY’S!
THEN YOU HAVE TO LOOK OUT FOR THE TRICKIN’ ASS BITCHES WHO IS TAKING ALL THE “SHORT STAYS” WITH OLD ASS MEN AND HATIAN CAB DRIVERS.
THEN YOU HAVE TO LOOK UNDER THE BEDS TO SEE IF A DEAD BODY IS LEFT THERE.
DO THE AC WORK?
DO THE DOOR LOCK?
ROACHES.
BED BUGS DON’T ONLY STAY ON THE BED.
UGH! I MIGHT AS WELL GET A QUICKIE BEHIND THE JUMPSTER AROUND BACK OF THE MOTEL…….OH! THE RATS…SO I CAN’T……
DAMN!
JUST EFF ME IN THE BACK OF YOUR JEEP…I’LL JUST PULL MY PANTIES TO THE SIDE!
I want to add to your list,bring your own towels and washcloth,your own cups,never walk around completely barefoot because you don’t know what bodily fluids have hit that carpet.
lol… there are 4 hrs. here in nyc.. so I have been told lol… I like the themed ones lol….good guide lol…. xilla would you ever buy condoms from the telly or use your own….?? just curious
Ok so the comforter part…. thats just sick…
never thought about disposable drawls… but then i wasnt at the momo when i was in a relationship, still tho thats a good things to remember….
and BYOI…. man…. gotta stop by the store to get more than just condoms now