The [Porn] Watcher
Imagine you come home from a long day of work and you find, your lover on the couch pleasing them self. What do you do? Now a female is more likely to find this more upsetting than a man. A man will just join in, as a female will start arguing because females tend to think that porn is cheating or they feel like the women in “Horny Mother and Daughters 4″ are hotter than them, or they just tend to think he’s sick. Regardless a woman catching her man watching porn equals a problem.
FYI porn is our way of not cheating, and ways for men to do something extra nasty that you might like so here are some ways to handle your man watching a flick.
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Sit down and watch it with him he may even turn it off and turn you on
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Watch and learn, but since you read this site you probably don’t need to learn much more.
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Walk in front of the TV naked and take his attention off the screen.
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Do what she’s doing on the screen. Yes, even that
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Ask him to show you what he learned watching porn. If he can’t do it right, then he doesn’t need to be watching it.
So next time you walk in on your man watching an adult movie know he’s only watching it to learn some new tricks, or he’s obsessed. I asked some of my Twitter friends if they were in an adult film what would the name of it be check out their answers below.
“The Turnout Orgy: Dominican Republic” Starring Yours truly and 4-5 of the DR’s aspiring baseball stars. @MayMay81
The Return of The Chocolate Thunder ROFL @RMichaelThomas
1Girl, 2Guys; The Chronicles of Lola Pepper, Vol 1. 1Girl 3Guys; The Chronicles of Lola Pepper, Vol 2. 2Girls, 5Guys, etc… @Marleaux
“Wait Till Your Father Gets Home.” It’s about me and my ex and how I ALWAYS wanted his pops to walk in on us AND JOIN :^p @Savvyfatty
“I told you it would fit vol 2: In the back of the waffle house parking lot.” @Wesgoodlife
