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The [Porn] Watcher
Posted in Entertainment, Rated Grown Up, Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals on 13. Aug, 2008
Imagine you come home from a long day of work and you find, your lover on the couch pleasing them self. What do you do? Now a female is more likely to find this more upsetting than a man. A man will just join in, as a female will start arguing because females tend to think that porn is cheating or they feel like the women in “Horny Mother and Daughters 4″ are hotter than them, or they just tend to think he’s sick. Regardless a woman catching her man watching porn equals a problem.
FYI porn is our way of not cheating, and ways for men to do something extra nasty that you might like so here are some ways to handle your man watching a flick.
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Sit down and watch it with him he may even turn it off and turn you on
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Watch and learn, but since you read this site you probably don’t need to learn much more.
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Walk in front of the TV naked and take his attention off the screen.
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Do what she’s doing on the screen. Yes, even that
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Ask him to show you what he learned watching porn. If he can’t do it right, then he doesn’t need to be watching it.
So next time you walk in on your man watching an adult movie know he’s only watching it to learn some new tricks, or he’s obsessed. I asked some of my Twitter friends if they were in an adult film what would the name of it be check out their answers below.
“The Turnout Orgy: Dominican Republic” Starring Yours truly and 4-5 of the DR’s aspiring baseball stars. @MayMay81
The Return of The Chocolate Thunder ROFL @RMichaelThomas
1Girl, 2Guys; The Chronicles of Lola Pepper, Vol 1. 1Girl 3Guys; The Chronicles of Lola Pepper, Vol 2. 2Girls, 5Guys, etc… @Marleaux
“Wait Till Your Father Gets Home.” It’s about me and my ex and how I ALWAYS wanted his pops to walk in on us AND JOIN :^p @Savvyfatty
“I told you it would fit vol 2: In the back of the waffle house parking lot.” @Wesgoodlife
Seriously women need to understand porn. As you said its our way of not cheating. In all honesty guys are going to want it more than most females so porn is an alternative. Deal with it.
Luckily for myself I seem to find girls that enjoy porn (some more so than myself), so I do not have this problem but have heard about my boys having it.
Xilla, he doesn’t have to turn off the porn to turn the girl on… you damn well know that most females get turned on by it themselves and then things go from there.
I don’t think porn is cheating at all.. and if I saw my significant other watching or enjoying porn I would gladly join him….I don’t think its a problem in the least guess that’s just me…
I LOVE TO WATCH PORN…I HAVE MY OWN COLLECTION!
IF I WALKED IN ON DUDE AND HE WAS JERKING OFF..I’D LAUGH AND TELL HIM TO STICK IN MY MOUTH!
what is the point of watching porn if you have a woman right beside you?? I find men that watch too much porn can’t differenciate between the fake porn sex and real sex. I think it’s wierd…
YEAH IF DUDE O.D. ON PORN THEN THAT’S A WHOLE ‘NUTHER THING!
BUT, JUST WATCH ONCE IN A WHILE IS COOL..AS LONG AS HE’S NOT EXTRA WITH THE SHIT!
I could care less if he watches porn,I’ll watch with him occasionally,all I know is I better reap the benefits of his horniness,LOL
Nothing is wrong with watching porn! But Killa i think we should watch a porn together so then maybe you’ll understand.
I think women who have low self esteem or is just jealous may find porn as cheating. I however, do not have that issue. If i walk in on my SO pleasing himself to porn you best to believe imma join in and help him with the fireworks that are to come.
Now, if he has an addiction to porn meaning that he can’t seem to stop watching it and he constantly getting himself off and watching all day everyday then there’s a problem and we will address it to find out what’s really going on.
I like catching my man in the middle of a “private moment” with himself it’s a turn on.
*dead* @ xilla’s slick invitation to killa.
PORN,PORN,PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE PORN BUT, SOMETIMES IT’S ALWAYS A CHICK ON THEIR WITH HER COOCHIE LOOKING LIKE “ROAST BEEF”
…AND DUDE WITH HIS “JOINT” LOOKING LIKE AN OVER “BOILED HOTDOG”!
@xilla LOL….I’d rather just make my own then watch someone else’s! LOL
you aint say nothing but a thing… Pussy i’m buy you a ticket to A hold the camera steady!!! Killa can i be a pizza man and you can order extra anchovies!! oh yeah does it smell like water?
@killa,I ain’t mad atcha,just keep all tapes and copies…LOL
LOL @XILLA!
KILLA YOUR FRESH MESS!
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO DO A “HOME MOVIE” FOR THE LONGEST…..BUT, I END UP FORGETTING CUZ I GET “CAUGHT UP” IN THE MOMENT TOO MUCH!
Yes, I would be mad. Only cause the party would have been started without me. Heyell, I want to play and watch too. I’d disrobe and mimic his moves, but keep it consistent with my anatomy… Make a contest out of it: who can explode 1st.
But most girls aren’t that prudish as guys may think. Those who don’t like it will at least tolerate it. I mean, it’s better than having a rerun of Law & Order playing in the background…
And of course, I have my favorite channels. I love playing ‘anything you can do, I can do better’ against the chick on screen…
lol see y’all thats why i love pussy!!
GOOD NIGHT BABIES!
OXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
bye pcf!!!!
Yea I’m out too i gotta go do an interview and upload some videos and designs some websites and go meet Killa and turn her out!! bye errr body
I love porn.. The husband can take it or leave it. My porn collection has well surpassed his, if he even had any to begin with…
I like to leave a DVD in the player and have him “accidentally” change to it… He thinks Im sleep and starts pullin himself.. thats when i start to stir and we fu*k while watching it. I don’t mind that he has his eyes on the screen for a few minutes..Turns me on cuz eventually I do that *thing* and his attention is all on me.
My camera phone is full of home movies wit me and my girl so my collection is just gatherin dust now.
I love coming home and catching my man watching porn because it turns me on and I can join in. I also am an avid porn watcher myself! I have my own collection as well.
damn@savvy and wes
i dont have a problem with porn, i even wrote a paper about it in college
i’d probably get turned on watchin my dude touchin himself especially if he doesnt know i’m watchin haha
I personally love porn. Every now and then I pick up a few tricks and brush up on my skills. And its a huge turn on for me when guys watch it with me.
and women should watch to see what turns their man on, and then bring their fantasy to life.