Top 5 MILF’s
Look at her, smirking at me like she’s about to send me to my room for being a naughty boy. I’m just glad she didn’t end up being Theo’s “Bust It Baby” like the mom from the Brady Bunch. Here are my top 5 MILF’s [Mother's I'd Like To...]
Tina Knowles, this is what Solange and Beyonce will look like when they get older. I’m not sure how happy I would be if I was Jay-Z, but I would bang Beyonce continuously for fear that tomorrow she might look like her mom. On the bright side, Mama Knowles does have the stance of a sexual intellection a few shots of Creole rum…
Brittney Spears, she’s a party girl and she doesn’t wear panties. What more can I ask for besides… I know she’ll suck the skin off of the manxilla. She’s the baddest mother i’d like to F*ck.
Janice Combs, ah yes Janice the OG of Black Blondes. Look at her showing me a bit of shoulder y’all know she likes me right? I would have to take my time with this one, I couldn’t spank that @$$ like I would want to because it’s clear she doesn’t believe in beatings look at her kid.
Frankie “baby” – I can close my eyes and picture her putting her teeth on the counter… I love me some Frankie I hit her people up for an interview and got back a big fat bag of nothing. I guess they didn’t want to have 250,000 sexual intellectuals hear whats going on with Frankie.
I want her to sing Candy to me while I eat a hoagie on the couch. I remember as a child never realizing how much Cliff was trying to bang his wife but as an ADULT… I don’t blame him. There hasn’t been a TV mother as fine as her since.
