She Probably Doesn’t Count You
Chances are that if by some odd reason you were to ask a female what’s her “number” she is going to tell you a digit that isn’t 2 characters long. It’s not that she’s only slept with under 10 guys its just that she doesn’t count about 90% of them. So I asked a few of my female twitter friends what makes a guy not count towards their number and here is what I got back. I warn you the answers are brutally honest and hilarious at the same time.
if his dick is too small and he cums to quick and he’s not down with giving oral = he’s gotta be X-Filed! @dirtywhoreceleb
When they don’t satisfy. Phone contact will read “Sean (Do Not Answer)”. Cause Lolo don’t got time to be teaching the children… @Marleaux
sticking it in the other hole without asking..what happened to manners? @Bahama
if they don’t switch up the rhythm, positions, etc (I get bored easily) @tjoyohboy
Oh they all count to me, so I cant answer and people should keep their # to themselves. Only I know mine. 
@EssAyKay [editors note: Denial]
DICK SIZE! If it falls out within the first 3 thrusts, it’s OH-VUH and it DOES NOT count! @savvyfatty
if it last less than 3 minutes @ProminencePR
if it’s someone you’re embarrassed of , you don’t remember (i.e. drunk) or was just SO bad you don’t wanna remember @SUGARLIPS
