Top 5 Text Messages To Send After Sex
My home girl and one of my 5 bloggers who could get it, Hot Sauce sent me an email asking a simply question. “Xilla… What are the five best things that you can text someone the next day after an amazing
booty call.” Now I can’t honestly answer the question from a female perspective but I can tell you the 5 best text messages I received after a booty call.
- “I’m still dripping”
- “I love the way you feel inside me”
- “So all those things you write about ARE true”
- “Thanks for walking me to my car”
- “Don’t put me on your blog”
Top 5 Text Messages I’ve Sent
- “You so nasty and I love it”
- “I can still smell you on my face”
- “You scratched off 50% of the skin on my back”
- “Just think we get to do the same thing tomorrow night”
- “Told you so”
Top 5 Twitters Sent After Sex
- “Where are my panties”
- “I woke up next to the prettiest female I’ve ever had a one night stand with”
- “Damn, girl, that was incredible. You want something from Waffle House?” – Randyexclusive
- “cigarette any1? I cant walk over 2 get becuz pipe was put down in my bedroom last nite” dee dee
- “UPDATE: another earthquake. Oh wait. That was just my bed.” – Sugarlips
