I’ve said a lot of wild things on my site before, one of the wildest ideas i said was:

So from now on I am on the P*ssy/P*nis Payment Plan.(Penis Payment Plan for women) This is my last resort before I go into full fledged into whoredom! The P*ssy/P*nis payment plan works like a temp agency.

I go on to explain how the PPP works breaking it down into The First Interview, The 1st day on the job, Then Benefits or Sex. Funny thing is when I originally wrote that piece one of my co-workers read it and actually wanted to try the plan out with me. Worked fine if anyone wanted to try it. I smell another Cinderella blog coming. 

To learn more about the PPP - click here