11 Great Excuses To Do The Nasty
Have you ever wanted to give someone the greatest sex in all the land, yet you don’t have a good enough reason to be their private bedroom Wh**e? Well here are a few excuses to get it on.
Your food will taste better – have you ever noticed right after some great sex you can feel everything like 20 times more? Its because your senses are heighten and you’re food will be marvelous.
Tell Victoria’s Secrets – You know Vicky had a sell last month, and giving up the goodies is the perfect excuse to wear you new bra and panties that are totally uncomfortable to go to work in.
Rewind & Play – Sex can be the perfect reason to dust off those old Jodeci & Boys II Men tapes and get your money’s worth. Since we don’t buy music anymore.
You’re Broke – Its been proven that if you have great sex you’ll be happier than having an extra 100,000 dollars a year. Hey the economy sucks anyway… shouldn’t you?
Practice makes perfect – and don’t you want to be a better lover?
Sex In The City has ended – So shouldn’t some one have sex in the city on their behalf?
Feel like a movie star - Trust me she wants to recreate those sex scenes from her favorite movies. Start with Baby Boy. I’ll be Jody. Then Monster’s Ball, I’ll be Billy Bob.
Your pissed – Sex can make even the worst days better.
Something to talk about – Talking about sex with your friends is always fun, especially over a few drinks.
Better abs – more sex gives you great abs.
and the best reason of all to do the nasty? It’s free
