Ding Ding Ding – Ready For Round 2

Posted in Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals on Jun 27, 2008

While You\'re waiting for him to get it hard again

It’s just not fair, he’s in orgasm euphoria and she’s in the lobby of frustration ready to hit him with the head board for not slowing up and giving her a few more strokes so she could slide down to orgasm euphoria as well. So now she’s mad, and not in the hurry to suck like the NY Knicks on draft day, which might significantly cut down the wait time.

Yet, as you read this a couple just like you and your main squeeze are in bed re-enacting a verse from Lil Kim’s Hardcore album. After a few more strokes he makes “the announcement” and then it happens. He pulls out of her and spreads his baby batter all over her stomach. She’s not upset because she knows the real show happens when he gets back up and performs for round 2. But what happens in the meantime? Or better yet, what should happen during what I like to call the Re-Up.

Conversation – This is where couples tend to do most of their communicating. I’ve answered some of the most ground breaking questions during the wait in between “rounds”. Questions like, “If I lost a leg in an accident would you still love me?” and “How did you become such a freak?”

Preserve Your Sexy With Proactive – Another tip to reduce wait time is to get proactive, no not the pimple stuff but the simple stuff. It’s not always the guys fault, females just take longer to reach an orgasm than men. So don’t punish him and yourself by not wanting to help him get it back up. Why not, start kissing on him, whispering naughty things in his ear, or going down on him. FYI someone else’s hands on the “Manxilla” feel a lot better than my own hands.

The Pre Game Show - Of course a lady can sit there and just take pride that she brought him to climax faster than the Celtics disposed of the Lakes in Game 6 of the NBA finals or the two of you can build up the pre-game show.

  • He can eat her longer and provide more clitoral stimulation before penetration.
  • He can also get proactive and start to do things to her while he’s trying to get it back up.
  • She can use a toy before sex or in the middle to help herself reach climax. Ladies, toys, help us help you.

What do you do while you’re waiting to start Round 2


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