Hotter Than The First Day Of Summer

Condoms are a necessary item when you’re a bachelor–unless you want your jimmy feeling hotter than the first day of summer. With all type of diseases out there, it amazes me that people don’t wear condoms. Well maybe it doesn’t amaze me, I mean I wear them and I can tell you I do dislike them a lot. Sexing for straight calorie burn is not a good look. I like for my ManXilla to get wet when I’m swimming in the kitten, sticking and licking, stroking and poking. All jokes aside, nowadays you can die chasing sex: so it’s best to strap up. So…what’s the best condom of choice?

When I was younger, I used to be big fan of Lifestyles but as I got bigger I noticed they popped easy. My current Bust It Baby, told me Durex is the way to go. She says it feels like the real thing which I can’t say she’s wrong– every time I used a Durex, it DID feel like the real thing because the damn thing had popped.

Condomdepot.com declares Crown condoms as the best brand. They proclaim to be the condom of porn stars, but with a 1.75 width… it’s not really made for guys like me.

Most brothers say Magnums are the best, but the latex feel and smell takes away from the allure that is sex. In my humble opinion I believe a lot of dudes, just like asking the clerk at the local gas station, for the XL’s. But the consequences, of “Mag-nitus” (as I like to call it) is that your lady has to go on a search and rescue mission inside of her twat to fish out an over-sized love glove. Lets help the condoms fishers and the saggy love-glove wearers out….can the sexual intellectuals out there advise us on what brand of condoms are the best?