Cheating? What’s That
The picture you see if from last Halloween, my friend told me as he sent he deebo’d from someone’s facebook page. It started this big discussion about cheating, is this cheating, did he bang the groupie chick who is known for banging ball players and has been seen on the fifty year line at the superdome? He started telling me about how he does xy and z and its not cheating. The conversation got pretty intense. So here are a few of my theories of what’s cheating and what’s not.
WHAT IS CHEATING: [while in a relationship]
1. KISSING – b/c it leads to other things,
2. GOING out to dinner, movies, bowling, etc and not telling your significant other about the outing is cheating. Simply because once you do regardless of how friendly the outing was, it leaves your other half the chance to assume. You lied, they found out, nothing happened but you lied. So in your partner’s mind you cheated.
3. Giving out your number. Depending on a persons motive, if someone ask for your number more than likely they find you attractive and want to do you like Billy Bob did Halle Berry in Monster’s Ball. Chances are they might even call you while you’re with your boo, which will no doubt lead to questioning and speculation.
4. Making new friends of the other Gender – It’s okay to have friends, we are all adults right? Wrong! You should know that the new friend is plan B whether you want to believe it or not. Your other half now has to be on his/her best behavior b/c if he/she slips, the new friend will sense it and make their move at the right time. Next thing you know your boo is ass out bumping uglies w/ their new friend while you’re home blowing up someone’s cell phone.
5. Accepting Gifts – If someone gives you a gift more than likely they are trying to draw feelings out of you. It’s nothing if it’s Christmas or your birthday but the random rose or new Jordan’s in the middle of June! Ask yourself, WHY the hell are they buying you sh*t!! Your lover is going to think, why did this chick get him some new J’s he’s f**king her that’s why!
If you have any more ideas or theory’s please feel free to leave them in the comment box
