The Top 5 Sexiest Olympians

Attention paparazzi please take more pictures of the beautiful Candace Parker. She was named to the USA Olympic team recently and Dunked in a WNBA game the other day. She also made my list of 5 of the sexist US Olympians ever.

The Top 5 Sexiest Olympians

Dominique Dawes

Dawes won Olympic gold and was the crush of every 17 year old in 1996, oh what I wouldn’t pay to be that balance beam pictured in this photo. The things we could do.

Me’Lisa Barber

I was going to use another picture of her crossing the finish line so you could see exactly why she makes the list but then my better judgment took over. With her strong legs I’m sure we could have tons of fun.

Marion Jones

Sure she cheated and had her medals stripped from her but I could think of a few other things I would like to see stripped off of her. SMCH Marion you’re still sexy to me and they can’t take that away from you. Dry those eyes.

Brittany LaStrapes [USA Soft Ball]

Nothing beats a sexy young athletic female who likes to drink and take pictures!! So the Gold Medal goes to You Ms. LaStrapes