Xilla On Pubic Hair
Dear Xillionaire,
Since you are the know-it-all when it comes to puss*es… what’s your stance on pubic hair?
Bald, Triangle, Landing strip,Trimmed, or Wild n’ wooly?
I actually prefer it to be Bare, BALD, and smooth as eggs. It’s just something about a Twat full of hair that turns me off!!! Think about it, we just get in from a nice night on the town. We spent all day on our hmmm let’s say 3rd date enjoying a night of drinking cocktails & listening to some Jazz Music, followed by a movie that was actually good, and finished it w/ a walk around the lake where we talked for hours. And not just regular, how was your day talk but a discussion on everything from politics to the exchange of those stories that make you laugh so much that you a single Tear fall from your left pupil. Then you start to choke and feel like you have to piss like a Russian Race Horse. You invite me in, light some candles we have another drink and things get heated… that awkward pause happens and then next thing you know we are at it like Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson on a Boat!!! I’m feeling it I go down undo your pants w/ one swift motion and then poof BUCKWHEAT APPEARS out of nowhere!!!
C’mon that’s not cute… Remember back in the day when i was a young lad I used to go to my Friends crib to look at his pops videos and all the ladies in there had Don King in the Leg Vice Grip but then one magic summer I saw a flick w/ shaved Kitties and I been in love since!!! There is just something about a baldy that just says Eat me… So as Far as which one’s I like well hell as long as I can see the lips I’m str8!!! Beside hair tends to Collect sweat, and sweat tends to attract musk and smells similar to Tuna and Bacon bits!!!
So Go Bare and Shave Your Hair
