Location:

The mean, mean eStreets of MySpace Ave. Ride or Die Biotch!

Yes folks! Taymah goes undercover. To the heart of the World Wide Web of Pedophiliac Parasites.

Objective:

To catch an adult male engaging in improper and unsavory contact with a minor via MySpace.

Strategy:

To create a mock page of an underage, teenage girl and attract said pedophiles.

Mission:

Accomplished

A few years ago I asked my homegirl Taymah to run a little test for me. To find out how many sicko’s were out there in the world on myspace. Here are the results:

So I hit the block as Marissa Rialto, aka, Rissa Ris. Her page says she 17 but she’s truly 16. She’s new to the area and new to MySpace so she’s looking for a few friends to get her familiarized with the area. Her page is pimped out with some cheesy MySpace Background Generator (to make her youth look really authentic). Pink polkadots & that corny ass “y’all too muthafuckin young to be talking about that shit” song by Pretty Ricky is playing in the background “Hit me on the hotliiiiiine” Y’ALL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT!! Anyway, it’s clear by her “About Me” section that she’s a party girl and possibly a bit mischievous. She attends private school, originally from Miami (party city) residing in L.A. (melting pot & easy to meet people). She has some interesting pics of her drinking what appears to be an illegal substance. She claims to be bi-sexual… this would appeal to the perv because he’ll think she’s sexually liberated. Under this alias, I begin to send out friend requests. I wanted an unbias experiment/investigation so I was not discriminatory in my attempts

First Attempt:

Name: Brad

Age: 30

Sexual Orientation: Gay

Religion: Christian

Status: In A Relationship

Brad did not take the bait, point blank. ( I didn’t want to overlook the gay, Christian guys. HEY!! Everyone’s a suspect)

Second Attempt:

Name: Ralph
Age: 24
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Religion: Protestant
Status: Single

An overweight Hood nicka, and I’m proud of him! He sent Marissa a message asking “Do I know you?” Marissa replies, “Nah, but I’m new to MySpace so I’m just trying to meet people plus I’m from Florida too.” Good ol’ Ralph says “Well sweetheart, you’re too young so I can’t talk to you. Be easy.”

Good for you Ralph… you know brothas aint tryin to catch no more cases! They got enough problems in the south anyway.

Third Attempt:

Name: Fermin

Age: 26

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Religion: None

Status: Single

Fermin….. oooooohhhhh Fermin. Fermin took the bait like a Priest at a Day Care. I was literally sick to my stomach, throw up all in my mouth and esophogus. Marissa sent a friend request. By the look on my profile counter, old Ferm had visited the all-too-teenage page, read up on ol’ girl and accepted the friend request. Marissa sends a message saying he was her first MySpace friend aside of Tom & said your usual “thanks for the add!”. He replied with a “No problem! Come by and say “hi” when you have time.” Well Marissa, being the flirtatious 16 year old that she is, replied by saying “I have time right now! *wink *wink” From here, there has already been a considerable amount of talk about sexual interaction, a desire to meet up (since they are both in California) AND (if that aint bad enough) old Ferm has already placed Marissa on his Top 8 (she’s #5).