The Urban Pharmacist aka Dr. Feel Good

The good folks over @ Itsthereal.com have blessed us with another one and it’s called Purp-a-cet. Lil Wayne would be proud. But it got me to thinking about the top 5 drugs of choice.

Liquor - Yak, goose, Smirnoff, or Old English Malt Liquor. Slurring old men, with nappy beards and brown paper bags who smell like piss. Side effect: babies by ugly people.

Hood Rat Chicks – Weave wearers with the tracks showing. This high will make you feel like a “king”pin. She will have you knowing ever Lil Boosie song, and all the words to Soul Plane. Side effects: Child Supports payment for a child who isn’t yours.

Newports – You and every other black person in Urban American. You’ll be hooked going outside in negative 40 degree weather to smoke one. Side effects: A nasty cough and the voice of that dark skinned guy from Boyz II Men

Ecstasy pills – Every boby and they momma are on them things nowadays. And if you never took ecstasy pills its something about the way they make you feel like Stephanie Mills. Side effects: cursing out old ladies on the train.

Weed – The number 1 drug of choice in the hood. You can leave your own stories.