Maxim Night Of The Freaks
Maxim’s Hot 100 Party
Elise Neal is a looker, I mean it looks like she left her dress home and came in lingerie!! I’m not complaining I love it. But what I don’t love is the use of the word freaks “Shawty is a Freak…” It irks the hell out of me. You meet someone and they ask you how freaky are you. I’m not freaky I’m am I Sexual Intellectual.
I like to eat P*SSY until I burp, but does that make me a Freak? When you say freak I think of someone w/ 12 arms 4 legs and 2 heads! all I’m saying is, why does she have to be a freak b/c she likes the Amsterdam Knuckle Dance, (noun) The art of giving a woman a noogie on her vagina when her vagina hair is stubbly. This is used for punishment of not shaving on a regular basis.
Another female I know, (like Adam knew Eve) used to only want to bang missionary style it was all good until things got boring. So one night I told her to turn around and I began hitting it from the back, and I’m killing it. So that time is about to “come” and I pull out with intentions to spread my baby batter all over her apple bottom. But my liquid Xilla’s had different plans they flew over her butt, a top her back and landed on her chin as she looked back b/c I was moaning so loud. She was a sexual intellectual from that point on.
I later came to find out after that moment she created The Jersey Meathook
The Jersey Meathook (noun)A slang term for sticking your thumb in a girl’s ass and your index finger in her p*ssy, then pulling back at the same time.
So Just to let you all know I am not a freak, so please stop w/ the e-mail’s about how freaky you think I am, Now all other messages W/ SEXUAL reference can come straight to blogxilla[at]gmaildotcom
What’s the Freakiest thing you have every done?
Ninjagirrl
Says:
I don’t really think I can stand you.
Jersey Meathook???
OMG
What’s the Freakiest thing you have every done?
*totally ignores this part*
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
BlogXilla
Says:
lol You can’t dance the question this is the str8 talk express…
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 am
mzvirgo
Says:
Hmmm, I can’t even think of anything freaky LMAO!!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 am
Lauren
Says:
lol,I shall no longer call myself a freak
this might not be the freakiest thing I have ever done but it’s close( I dont feel like thinking back too much)
doing a “69 while he’s standing up on the bedroom wall and im doing a handstand on the floor
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Kisa
Says:
I will have to say have sex in the middle of a park like 7am in the morning in the middle of a city block lol!!!!! buck ass naked! dudes walked by like ow!! and kept walking
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Ms. Me
Says:
I met someone in Penn Station in New York and we had drinks. Afterwards, we made out, and he wanted me to spit in his mouth… full on, almost hocker spit. What can I say? I aim to please, and did so for 20 minutes in between making out.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
cutewannie
Says:
I know u asked for the freakiest but I honestly do alot of freaky shit but I will share the funniest thing I have ever done, at least I think it’s funny. I was really horny one time a while back and I didn’t have a man nor did I have a toy but I did have some BIIIIIIIIIIG CURLING IRONS, LOL, so I got them out of the bathroom and went to town : ) I laid on my back and pleasured myself like no other. Lol, I think I was going at it for about an hour, I even switched positions : ) Damn a cucumber, lol, my curling irons hit the spot literally : ) Now, u tell me if that’s funny or freaky bc I am cracking up.
Get at ya gurl!
MUAH……….
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
cutewannie
Says:
Oh yeah, the Jersey Meathook sounds interesting, lol, I may have to try that one.
MUAH…….
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Muhammad
Says:
What happened to the dirty Jersey Sanchez Xilla? I’m with Mz. Virgo actually. I can’t even think freaky yet alone act freaky. I’m far from a sexual intellectual.
Posted on May 23rd, 2008 at 12:16 am
yes
Says:
I hate that question too, especially from an ex u went to high school with. I be like negro you’ll never find out if I’m a freak now. Who’s the judge on what a freak is anyway, I don’t know what other people are doing in their bedroom so how can I compare??
Posted on May 23rd, 2008 at 1:53 am
MAMA
Says:
That Jersey Meathook made my loins twitch!!! I’ve had it done before and I must admit I love the ass play (not too much)- I think the freakiest thing I’ve done is hmmmmmmmm???? I’ve done so much- but making my own movie with 2 others over a weekend! Me and a female friend drove to Seattle, spent the weekend with a guy friend and my acting career was born! (I wasnt acting though- that shit was real)!
Posted on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
MAMA you’re so freaky!! I love you!!!
Posted on May 23rd, 2008 at 10:59 pm