Blog Court - Who Lies More, Men or Women?
The R-Kelly case is full of lies and deception. The alleged victim is lying saying it’s not her, The defendant might be lying saying its not him and even may be cleared by a mole. Go figure! Now childhood friend of the alleged victim has identified her as the one in the tape. It made me wonder who is the better liar Men or Women?
After an intense discussion Ninja Girrl decided to take me to blog court for all of you to decide. Who lies better Men or Women. Plaintiff.
Ninja Girrl Closing Arguments
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Men. Ya’ll know ya’ll can LIE! And so much better than women. We put emotion into everything, sex, friendship, relationships, EVERYTHING! It’s hard to keep a straight face when lying! And one lie begets another and another and a sister and a brother….sorry *Slick Rick moment* But seriously, like children, a man can get caught in the middle of doing some dirt, and will swear on the Bible, Koran and whatever book the Mormons read that they: “….ain’t do nothing!!”
Other excuses usually go a little like this: “She took advantage of ME, she made me fall into her p*ssy and!“, “It wasn’t like that, your cousin came on to ME, you know she’s a hoe!!”, “See, what had happened was…” (Ninja lesson: if it starts with that, it’s ALWAYS a lie), and the classic: “I was with my boys all night and my boy had a flat tire, then we got stuck at his Mama’n'em, then he had to pick up his brother and thats why I didnt come last night.“, “I swear!! It wasn’t me on that video tape, what I look like peeing on someone?”
Negro Please. I rest my case.
Xilla’s Closing Arguments Women Lie Better
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Its obvious by the words above that females not only lie better that they can’t defend their own stance. Think about it, “This is my real hair, These are my real nails, That is Angel Lola Luvs real butt” its an epidemic. I almost forgot the king of all lady lies. “This is your baby.” The disease of deception was born from the first woman eve, here Adam eat this it’s good for you. SMCH!! Women Lie and they lie good.
When they lie they will call up every female they know and corroborate their story, Sasha, Monet, and Karen will all be in on it. So while you think she’s at a family reunion for a week she’s with Jaffa the Jamaican getting her back blown out 12 ways from Tuesday. I bet if a female can find it in her heart to be real with herself for one minute she can think of 5 guys who still think a lie she told is true till this day. But sure, if you believe Ninja Girl is correct then I’ll just use the most famous female lie of all on you. “It’s not you…It’s me.“
So LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY WE NEED YOU… WHO LIES BETTER, MEN OR WOMEN?
mzvirgo
Says:
AHAHAHA!! JAffa the Jamaican??
I would like to say that men lie, but we women tell a better lie. There are some compulsive liars out there, usually men, and they can’t even keep up with their lies.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
Women are liars and they lie about everything men just lie to get something or to get out of something.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Seductress
Says:
My opinion is we both lie, we women are better at it and can get away with it more.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Ninjagirrl
Says:
I hate you, most of all for Jaffa the Jamaican. It’s not Jaffa, it’s Dexter or Trevor dammit.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
it’s Jaffa you know you’re going ot get a real authentic island man!! what is a bootiful gurl like you doing all alone in the island of love…
I came to see you jaffa!!
Another LIE!!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 pm
babyhaitigirl
Says:
Men lie more.. Women are better at it;
“Men lie like dogs; they leave their shit all over..
While women, like cats, cover their shit up”
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Ninjagirrl
Says:
BlogXilla Says:
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Women are liars and they lie about everything men just lie to get something or to get out of something.
* he lying right now*
Okay. Maybe I shouldn’t say men are better at it per se, but they do it sooooooooooooo often. DAMN. Lie so much they spell truth like trooth. And yes MzVirgo, thats it, they can’t even keep up with their lies, on some old fuk effort shit!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
jedi devine
Says:
I got to admit am one of those Jamaicans! No just kidding! Or am I?
Women lie about everything!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 pm
circa-81
Says:
Women are better liars by majority rule. But, dudes that know how to mimic the female game should get a nod of recognition also. I got a lot of women in my family and they sat down to teach me all they know. (I know I’m late but…WELCOME TO THE FREE WORLD, XILLA!)
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Kisa
Says:
Men lie more but woman lie better (0:
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
Thanks Circa,
But I agree w/ you dudes who learned the game from women are the best liars… but most dudes are dumb there for women can have the liar title!!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Kee
Says:
FUNNY STUFF but MEN LIE…better than women I’m not so sure…They do however lie MORE than us women.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
mzvirgo
Says:
Men can’t lie for shat! Let’s say his phone rings in front of his girl and it’s another female, what does he do? He sends it straight to voicemail! Whereas if a dude is calling a female on the phone, she can straight up lie and act like she is talking to one of her girlfriends right in front of his face.
Also, men have evidence laying around and what not. Let’s say a man went to a strip club, he will come home with glitter and what not on his body and lie and say some BS like, “oh I don’t know how that got there.” Men just set themselves up to get caught!!!
We can fake it in bed and men would actually believe we had an orgasm.
Now how about them apples, Blogxilla?
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Seductress
Says:
I agree totally with mzvirgo
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 2:57 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
I agree w/ you all women are big ginormous liars!!!Thanks for proving my point MzVirgo
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:00 pm
cutewannie
Says:
I would like to say that women lie so much better than men but that’s only bc women are better investigators than men. Women go to the end of the road to find out the truth and will not stop until we find it and men are not going to do as much as we do to find out anything. They may follow or even sit outside ur house but then us women being as quick and smart as we are just lie our way out of that situation. A lot of the times we don’t even have to lie bc u men done put us through so much already that we just turn the tables and it’s no longer about us (the woman)) and what we done, it’s on u all the shit u done did and ya’ll don’t even realize what just happen, all u know is by the end of the day u (the man) are the one apologizing and trying to make up through sex. So, we are not only happy that we just got out of summthin that could have been a very nasty situation but we also got u putting in some good work in bed.
That would be the reason why we can say that we lie better than men do. Although it is nothing we should be proud of but that just goes to show that u men are not as bright as u think u are. I could go on and on on why women are considerd better liars but I am at work and have other “not better” but other things to do. But wait…….. don’t get it twisted u men are good and that’s why we have to go through so much to catch u in ur lie but the fact that we even find out the truth confirms my comment.
Get at ya gurl!
MUAH………
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:06 pm
cutewannie
Says:
FTR, I am a woman, so does that make me a liar, lol
Luv ya’ll!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
circa-81
Says:
@ Mzvirgo Seductress & Cutewannie
Yall’ just datin’ the common dummies out of our species. 1st rule a dude should know is to never ever send a call to voicemail in front of a female…a woman’s insecure a nature will definitley have her maybe not investigating but speculating (the latter has worst results than the former). If I’m going to the strip club I’ll let you know beforehand. I’ve actually had my girl sitting in the same room as a chick that I sling dick up in several times. “Who’s she?” ….”That’s my cousin.” The most effective lie that a woman can tell is a short and simple one which I’ve learned to replicate perfectly. “Where were you at?” “P’s house hanging out.” She calls P. “Was Circa with you last night?” P’s response “Yes”. Case closed. And my boys girls corroborate. Because the biggest tool at a man’s advantage is that women don’t like women. They screwing your man and being the best of buddies with you.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Janine
Says:
I don’t think women lit more…we just lie better. Men tell the dumbest lies…ya’ll always get caught…and ya’ll aren’t quick on your feet like us. I think for women it is the QUALITY of the lie rather than the QUANTITY of them.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:40 pm
bAHIYAH MADE IN 88
Says:
ok men lie more than women but about dumb stuff. when we do get around to lyig its not an obvious lie its life altering and we do it to save ur feelings so u should appreciate it.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
circa-81
Says:
Known fact dudes are smarting in the skill of calculating than women are. Scietific proven fact. And since that is the #1 measure of brain power…that makes us smarter than you. But, on the other side of things I can admit I know way more dumb dudes than smart ones.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
mzvirgo
Says:
@ circa-81…….WOWWWWW!
The girl and the jumpoff were in the same room?? Neither one was suspicious of the other?? That is some bold shyt!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
Janine, I think women lie more b/c you all lie subliminally like don’t tell us things so if we don’t ask we never find out. Like the real hair the real nails and yea i came’s you all just lie about everything like if we cook dinner you’ll be like yea i like it… or yea its big enough baby!! you all just lie!!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:47 pm
circa-81
Says:
@ Bahiyah
We lie for the same reason (to save your feelings). Atleast I do I damn sure don’t lie because I think I’m going to get in trouble….if I thought like that my manhood would be negated.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
sugamama
Says:
Woman lie, but only because we are FORCED to do so!!!! We dont get caught because when we lie, its about something that could really happen. Guys lie about things that wouldnt and couldnt happen in a MILLION years; ie:
“I know I borrowed your car, but my homie needed it real quick and he must have had sex in the back seat, left the used rubber and let the girl plant her earring under the seat, I promise baby!!!! You know I love you girl!!!!!!”
COME ON!!!!! MEN are LIARS!!!!!! Just admit it.
When you call it says LIAR LIAR cause baby not only your pants are on FIRE!!!! HA HA HA HA !!!!!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
circa-81
Says:
@ Mzvirgo
And all of my crew do the exact same thing married or not. It takes finesse and balls to play this game.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
circa-81
Says:
Me and my boy screwed or were currently screwing every girl (almost) that was in his bridal party. My god…being the best man came to my advantage.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:54 pm
circa-81
Says:
The main reason a dude will get caught alteast a smart one is because we want out of the relationship with out saying it. So we’ll destabilize our game to make our grand exit. I’ve actually done that a few times. Give out my KNOWN cell number. Oh yeah if you don’t know we usually have another cell phone that stays on silent (not vibrate but silent) that you have never seen before or will ever find. Sometimes you might even have to drive to it just to answer it.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
circa-81
Says:
Different email accounts…different bank accounts….different names….different sets of friends….and always cheat in a different city.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
BlogXilla
Says:
Tell em Circa but you can’t be telling all the secrets b/c i kno i get caught cheating whenever i want out the relationship sometimes i even tell on myself. b/c i drop hints but they dont pick up on them.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:10 pm
mzvirgo
Says:
(scribbling down comments from circa81 and Blogxilla)…ummm yeah, my ex used to tell me about his uncle who had like 5 different women in different states LMAO!! I was like, how did he do it? He was like, “well if one of them was on the time of the month, he would go to the next one.” I think the uncle even had a girl in Canada!
The other thing I think men do is not tell the woman where he lives. And also, they only give out their cell numbers and never the house number.
and LMAO @ sugarmama, “yeah my boy must have had sex in your car.” OHHHH HELL NOOO LOL!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
circa-81
Says:
@ Mzvirgo
Oh yea, the key to bringing broads around your girl is they must know that is your girl. This is where I’m astounded with the scandalous nature of women…but in this case I exploit it to my use. Oh yea, they will befriend take you to the club with them (and report what you were doing) go shopping with you, watch the kids, loan you money at the same time they are fucking your dude.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
circa-81
Says:
The nature of most women strong or not is to be subservient and nuturing to the dick. And there is nothing I hate more than a weak woman…just to let you know the type of women I deal with = career women i.e. go getters. Because these women are career and money motivated they figure that having a man will get in their way, and all their appealing choices are shacked up or married so they just go around fucking every body else’s man throwing game. But, Xilla I think I am letting these women know to much. I’ll hush up now. I’m just going to make them EXTREMELY PARANOID.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:51 pm
circa-81
Says:
But, ladies if you do have a man like me. Be comforted and rest assured that he is faithful….because you’ll never ever catch him and you will never even know the difference from when he is cheating from when he may be on a dry spell and isn’t.
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
DivaDNA
Says:
circa-81 You are a cold one!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
kaliente
Says:
This is a no brainer Xillaman…Women are better liars, but men lie more..haha
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
kaliente
Says:
OH HELL NO @ Circa…lol I had to read all of your comments, you are ill man!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Ninjagirrl
Says:
circa-81?
uh “Be comforted and rest assured that he is faithful….because you’ll never ever catch him”
isnt this oxymoronic? or maybe just moronic? lmao I meandamn! don’t get in a relationship if you want to play fuk-me-when-you-can with other folk. To me that seems the logical route to take!! After awhile all those stories gotta be hard to keep up with!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
kaliente
Says:
^^^they are hard to keep up with which is why my sons father told me he cheated he said he got tired of lyin. We all know once you start a lie it is hard to maitain especially if you got hos like that bruh
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 7:50 pm
DJ Diva
Says:
I do. Great job on the new layout!
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 pm
queenjenine814
Says:
Men lie more, but women lie better! “Yeah baby that’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen”, “Yeah baby I always have an orgasm with you”, “Oh yeah baby right there that’s the spot, I’m cummin!!!!”
Posted on May 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
Muhammad
Says:
This debate again. I think both are equally good at lying, but I believe that women can detect a liar much easier than men can. I’m the absolute worst at lying.
Posted on May 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
ras
Says:
if u a real man, there is no need to lie!! also when chicks lie, i can tell even if they are tellin the truth, as far as im concern its a lie!!!
Posted on May 23rd, 2008 at 4:39 pm