Jay-Z Is Playing The Lottery
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I’ve been a fan of Jay-Z for a long time and its so inspiring to see this man accomplish so much. Jay grew up in the projects just like many people I know as well as myself. Now after signing multiple multi-million dollar business deals Sean Carter will represent his NJ Nets at the NBA draft. “This is very exciting and I hope my nickname ‘Lucky Lefty’ holds up,” Jigga said in a press release. I hope he doesn’t do anything stupid.
ESPN will air the NBA Draft Lottery at 8 p.m. EST before Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Boston Celtics and Detroit Pistons. Source
If Jay need to learn how to win the lotto all he needs to do is ask me.
First thing you need to do when you play the lotto is follow the crazy person in the hood because God has a fetish for idiots and retards.
Quick Picks, letting the computer pick yesterday’s winning number just doesn’t work.
Do you know what a Gambling Orgy is? It’s when all the employees of a company throw in a few dollars and try to hit the lotto. Mostly never works but one person comes back with a duffle bag full of lottery tickets and they all spend the rest of the day talking about how they are going to tell the job they quit and walk out if they win. “Imma smack Mr. Gillacutty with a hunnid dolla bill” SMCH!!
