The Official Cutty Buddy Obligations

Posted in Entertainment, Relationships, Sexual Intellectuals, Xilla Post on May 14, 2008

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Mike Jones – Feat Lil Wayne, T-Pain & Twista ~ Cutty Buddy

Mike Jones put out a song that I actually like!!! Yet, something deep in my heart and shallow in my pockets have prevented me from placing his picture on my website. Instead I placed the perfect picture what what your cut buddy should look like after y’all have finished cutting. For more on Cut Buddies keep reading.

Since He feed her lies, I’ll be her dessert on the side ~ Lil Wayne

Jia gave y’all the Cut Buddy rules but I want to give y’all the Cut Buddy Obligations

1. The Sex Must Be Good - Under no circumstances is either party allowed to be lame in bed. Sure if happens to everybody but under the Terms & Conditions of Cut Buddydum all sex must be the bomb. I could have stay home for regular s3x.

2. Arrival Time – Another one of the key obligations of a cut buddy is promptness. A cut buddy should always be on time and should arrive no later than 5 minutes of the schedule cut time.

3. Departure Time – This is equally important, as a cut buddy and cut buddy only you are obligated to leave after the sex is done. I’ll say with in an hours time. But seriously, it should be more like 5 minutes to a half hour. Do not fall asleep, to not try to cuddle unless you plan on starting round 2. Under no circumstances are you allowed to spend the night if you live in the same town/state

4. Optional Obligations
– A Cut buddy is not without options. Oral sex an an option and is not required when it comes to a cut buddy. There is no if you do me I’ll do you and as a cut buddy you are not allowed to demand oral sex. That is an optional feature that is not included in the standard edition.

5. Daytime Minutes – Sure as a cut buddy you can converse with one another but as a CB you are entitled to keep all daytime none sexual conversation to a complete and utter minimum.


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